Incognito Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he gets framed for a murder he didn't commit and gets raped everyday in prison Or even Avery day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he gets caught short out in the countryside and has a piss up a well disguised 200000000 volt electric fence. Thunderbird puppet cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he gets pulled over in Manitowoc for speeding and gets sentenced to life in prison without parole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he stands on some lego. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he shags an ugly version of that lass from Teeth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
josimar Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he has one of those dreams where he ends up at school without any trousers or underpants on, only it's not a dream and he has some serious explaining to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he shags an ugly version of that lass from Teeth Hope he gets raped by teeth girl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he takes a part in a Robocop reboot and he ends up being the stunt double for when Emile crashes into the toxic waste. For realz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he can only get a GPRS signal on his phone when he's bored at work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he gets locked in a cell with The College Dropout who forces him to talk about football for 18 hours a day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he shags an ugly version of that lass from Teeth Hope he gets raped by teeth girl Oddly the most possible in this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 What a cunt! “But you have to admire the way he has dealt with it. If he wins the league and City then say to him, ‘thanks but we prefer a different manager’ he will be sitting pretty. That’s how us managers have to work sometimes. “The agenda of the club is not determined by you, it’s determined by owners.” Asked whether that might put him off managing a bigger club, Pardew replied: “I don’t think there are many agendas tougher than Newcastle, so I’ve had tough agendas." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymc1 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Quicker this cunt dies the better. He's an absolute germ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he has just recovered from standing on the lego and then steps on an upturned plug. Twice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 This is getting a bit too much now. Leave teeth girl alone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 At re-writing history, the man is an artist. That Ben Afra comment is torturous in its gumption. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Alan f***** Pardew. There literally isn't enough on the face of the planet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he needed to buy 12 first class stamps but only realised on the day the price increase was enforced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J is Justice Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope his head falls off but he somehow survives. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope Banksy puts something on his garage and he foolishly paints over it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope that he says to someone: "I am your King", and that person replies "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope that he says to someone: "I am your King", and that person replies "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister_Glass Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he gets a spelk to the bellend and then dies a long drawn-out painful death from septicemia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he finds an old pocket watch in his lock up garage and he chucks it in the bin cos his mardy wife is whinging at him to have a clear out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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