SEMTEX Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 He can't take over when England are shit. Won't get nearly enough blame for when they continue to be shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 They went ahead with a new long term contract Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Fucking hell. He'll squeeze every last drop from that FA Cup final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Here is your new manager: https://youtu.be/kpS550qzdJ4 I know this is a joke but England need exactly someone like this. Can't keep taking themselves too seriously. This guy would make sure of that, and then who knows.....maybe the result will follow when the pressure is off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 That just reminded me of that drop kick he did on the fan all them years ago. Fully deserved as well, he was a right odious little shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Pardew would die at international level and as such I hope he gets the England job. The jibe at Shearer to me reads like he's angry incase he gets it having not managed while he gets overlooked having won the fret a few times. The daft silver haired cunt. God I hate the man more than fucking Hitler or any other crazy bastard that has ever lived and fucked people over. He ruined football for me, my one and only escape and my one and only joy away from my wife and kids. I honestly wish nothing but misery upon him. When he brushes his teeth I hope the brush is too hard and causes his gums to bleed. I hope food he gets served at a restaurant contains e-coli or foot and mouth disease. I despise the prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 If Alan Pardew ever becomes the England manager, then he owes at least 50% it to Newcastle, for picking him when he was an unemployed League One manager, and 50% for his "conning" skills. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Pardew would die at international level and as such I hope he gets the England job. The jibe at Shearer to me reads like he's angry incase he gets it having not managed while he gets overlooked having won the fret a few times. The daft silver haired c***. God I hate the man more than f***ing Hitler or any other crazy b****** that has ever lived and f***ed people over. He ruined football for me, my one and only escape and my one and only joy away from my wife and kids. I honestly wish nothing but misery upon him. When he brushes his teeth I hope the brush is too hard and causes his gums to bleed. I hope food he gets served at a restaurant contains e-coli or foot and mouth disease. I despise the prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 God I hate the man more than fucking Hitler or any other crazy bastard that has ever lived and fucked people over. Erm, I don't think you mean that, man, I know you're angry, but it's just football, not fucking genocide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 God I hate the man more than fucking Hitler or any other crazy bastard that has ever lived and fucked people over. Erm, I don't think you mean that, man, I know you're angry, but it's just football, not fucking genocide. Hitler did nothing to me personally. Historically on a grand scale Hitler is much, much, worse. But fuck that, I'm two generations removed from it. When I think about Hitler I think "fucking hell that was an evil dude, man. Would hate to have lived through WW2". When I think about Pardew I think "That dude brought me pain on a physical level for years and laughed in my face as he walked off into the sunset with a box full of money and my broken dreams". Hitler > Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'd have preferred Hitler to manage us . Though training wouldn't be any good due to his shortage of balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 If he got the England job how many times would he rock up at St James with his England international blazer and tie ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 If he got the England job how many times would he rock up at St James with his England international blazer and tie ? Hitler wouldn't be a Championship follower. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 God I hate the man more than fucking Hitler or any other crazy bastard that has ever lived and fucked people over. Erm, I don't think you mean that, man, I know you're angry, but it's just football, not fucking genocide. Hitler did nothing to me personally. Historically on a grand scale Hitler is much, much, worse. But fuck that, I'm two generations removed from it. When I think about Hitler I think "fucking hell that was an evil dude, man. Would hate to have lived through WW2". When I think about Pardew I think "That dude brought me pain on a physical level for years and laughed in my face as he walked off into the sunset with a box full of money and my broken dreams". Hitler > Pardew Great point actually. Hitler was around in the early 1900's, we had apartheid alive and well up until the seventies. Context is everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Hitlers grasp of English would have been better for one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 If Pardew was in Hitler's shoes he'd have done the exact same thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 He'd probably have pulled off a flukey win as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 At least Hitler could organise a decent attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Hitler also struggled to compete on two fronts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Hitler looked like a winner when he started but was soon exposed as a loser whose tactics were suspect. Pardew, on the other hand... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Waiting for shearer to have a massive go at this snide little cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Hitler was a pioneer of front foot attacking tbh. Inspirational. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Would love to see him cower beneath Shearer. Would make that little scrote Craig Bellamy look hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Pardew loves left back, Hitler loves right wing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Hitler started on the left, then drifted to the right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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