NG32 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Shocking pun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2562462/is-alan-pardew-going-to-manage-melbourne-city-ex-palace-boss-linked-with-move-to-australian-a-league/ I am in place to conduct the assassination if required. On the one hand, I would love Pardew to bomb out here in the Awful-League. But I shudder to think of the fawning coverage a "big name" like this self-promoting t*** would get from our shitty, no-mark media makes me want to hurl. Luckily the entire article is conjecture and tea leaves Hopefully he will get chinned off your Kangaroo mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Having English as a second language would definitely make Pardew's patter slightly more bareable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Met Alan in 2013 and told him I'm from Norway. "Oh, really? My wife is Swedish " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Met Alan in 2013 and told him I'm from Norway. "Oh, really? My wife is Swedish " And then you punched him in his face, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? nowt is forgotten here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? nowt is forgotten here... Forgotten? Figures didn't even register til the back end of the 14/15 season, this shit's getting passed down from generation to generation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8067/1110/1600/HistoryOfViolence-52.jpg "So I heard you met Pardew a while back.........'Ian'..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 This is my new favourite thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 That is priceless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Prefer this version tbh: Deserved http://i.cubeupload.com/1fY5CA.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Poetry in motion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I thought the glass smashing went on for longer in the original scene? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontooner Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 Even Fat Sam is feeling the long term damage this moron left behind. BRAVO, the would great if palace went down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 4 years since that Reading match..... http://www.nufc.com/html/2012-13html/2013-01-19reading-h.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 That was my turning point. He was absolutely idiotic in that game, his subs were Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Desperately trying to hold on and sit back on a 1-0 win at home to fucking Reading. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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