C*CK P*SS P*RDEW

[loki679]

Probably just the mid point for palace.

 

Fans are just turning, loyal but brainless fans are still either being neutral or blind. 

 

The fans just started to turn on one another which is Pardew zGolden trademark.

 

Finally more fans will be more vocal at the grounds, discontent will spread.

 

Pardew will find new job

 

Cycle repeats

 

The final act will be when some new club hires him and the Palace fans try and tell them how shit he is but nobody will listen.

[Collage]

Check out his wiki page, Alan Womble Pardew

[Guest reefatoon]

the Committee for the Liberation of Idiotic Twattish Organisms and their Release Into Society.

 

Only one drawback with that.

[ponsaelius]

6 wins (6!) in 41 games. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

If you got in a goat or a pig or a horse to manage the team, as in literally an animal, and you just sat it there for 41 games and it spent 90 minutes each week grazing on the edge of the Selhurst pitch, you would still reasonably expect it to achieve a better return than 6 wins, just through luck or randomness.

 

[TRon]

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Be careful what you wish for Palace fans. 

[sbnufc]

POM

[Wullie]

6 wins (6!) in 41 games. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

If you got in a goat or a pig or a horse to manage the team, as in literally an animal, and you just sat it there for 41 games and it spent 90 minutes each week grazing on the edge of the Selhurst pitch, you would still reasonably expect it to achieve a better return than 6 wins, just through luck or randomness.

 

 

:lol:

[Hanshithispantz]

:lol:

[Scoot]

Just grazing.

[KaKa]

6 wins (6!) in 41 games. I mean, what the actual ****?

 

If you got in a goat or a pig or a horse to manage the team, as in literally an animal, and you just sat it there for 41 games and it spent 90 minutes each week grazing on the edge of the Selhurst pitch, you would still reasonably expect it to achieve a better return than 6 wins, just through luck or randomness.

 

 

Thanks for sharing this man. Been randomly bursting out in laughter anytime Pardew comes up and I recall this post

 

The 'as in literally an animal' bit had me in tears. It's an apt description of Pardew actually. He's literally no better than an animal in terms of management ability

 

 

[themanupstairs]

Theirs is the early game today. A solid 3-0 away win would certainly be a great start to the weekend!

[Foluwashola]

Would be canny if him and Conte have a scrap and end up with bleeds on the brain.

[cookidge]

Surprised sky are showing this package. Unless they think he'll redeem himself.

[Beren]

Narrow defeat against league leaders. Unlucky. Good showing. Positive signs. Keep him around I say.

[U2]

L

[Altamullan]

Another loss? Shame. Pardew's record at Palace must have more Ls than all the town names in Wales.

[Klaus]

Has he told the fans that they dont understand football yet?

[Guest firetotheworks]

 

 

This one's a free pass for him. My sick voyeurism lives on.

[Guest neesy111]

Had a dig at the GK again.

[Kevo]

Had a dig at the GK again.

You kidding? The Palace keeper was quite good and made a few decent saves. Could've quite easily been 2/3-0

[Yorkie]

He'll get the bullet before the end of January.

[sturla]

He'll get the bullet before the end of January.

 

I hope not!

[Chris_R]

Yeah, let him ruin their transfer window first to utterly condemn them.

[wormy]

I think he's gotten off lightly if he isn't in charge when they are relegated. It's the only way I'll be 100% satisfied. He's gotten away with too many half shit/half alright seasons. You know they'll just say he wasn't given time to turn it around.

[Darth Crooks]

He's a fucking rat and will look to jump ship before pushed. Although he'll want his payout. Can't fathom getting a payout for being as much good as dead kitten at a 1st bday party.