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:lol: exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off.

 

‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’

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:lol: exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off.

 

‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’

 

 

No successful Defence ever calls on Mike Williamson!

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Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses.

 

*shudder*

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Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses.

 

*shudder*

Whatever floats your boat I guess?

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Guest firetotheworks

Disappointing bump, was hoping he'd been arrested.

 

The halcyon days of hoping Yewtree would do us a solid. :lol:

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Guest reefatoon

Though I do like this part:

 

“I have to think about the positives and say: ‘Ok, when I go to my next club I want to be able to deliver what my teams traditionally do: front-foot football, attacking football.”

 

Could be a good person to bring in if this is how his teams play. Exciting times

 

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“I wasn’t forced out but the fans linked me 100 per cent with (owner) Mike Ashley,” he says. “I left to go to Palace and people say to me ‘oh, you were great at Newcastle but I am sorry how it ended’. Well it wasn’t sorry how it ended. I left them ninth! I wasn’t sacked. I needed to go because it was right for the football club. It didn’t matter whether I finished sixth that year, the fans were not accepting me.

 

 

Fuck me.

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