Darth Crooks Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off. ‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 exactly I'd be claiming I was a political prisoner. All I'd have to do would be show a few Pards interviews and team selections and he'd let me off. ‘M’lud I refer the court to exhibit A - the floated set penis chart. The defense also calls Mike Williamson to the stand...’ No successful Defence ever calls on Mike Williamson! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Hope he has a shit new year. The cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 He will probably fingering some 40 year old scorcher on a dance floor tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pep Guardew Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Terrifying... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pep Guardew Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses. *shudder* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Pards and Kate Hopkins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Imagine coming home from work one day and walking in on those two perverts double-teaming your wife, while the real Pardew sits watching, smoking a cigar, completely naked except for a pair of black rimmed glasses. *shudder* Whatever floats your boat I guess? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Just need Jonathan Edwards and then you have a Pards 4-piece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Disappointing bump, was hoping he'd been arrested. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 More likely to be bumped for the #WELCOMEBACKPARDS announcement unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Disappointing bump, was hoping he'd been arrested. The halcyon days of hoping Yewtree would do us a solid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Disappointing bump, was hoping he'd been arrested. So true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 He will probably fingering some 40 year old scorcher on a dance floor tonight. Nothing wrong with that, you’ll all get old you know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I mean there's probably something wrong with the dance floor part. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Read and weep: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/04/26/exclusive-alan-pardew-returning-football-west-brom-regret/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Putting the feelers out about coming back at the end of May eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Putting the feelers out about coming back at the end of May eh. Totally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Make it so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Same old crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Made it to the end of the headline Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Though I do like this part: “I have to think about the positives and say: ‘Ok, when I go to my next club I want to be able to deliver what my teams traditionally do: front-foot football, attacking football.” Could be a good person to bring in if this is how his teams play. Exciting times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 “I wasn’t forced out but the fans linked me 100 per cent with (owner) Mike Ashley,” he says. “I left to go to Palace and people say to me ‘oh, you were great at Newcastle but I am sorry how it ended’. Well it wasn’t sorry how it ended. I left them ninth! I wasn’t sacked. I needed to go because it was right for the football club. It didn’t matter whether I finished sixth that year, the fans were not accepting me. Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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