Robbo Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... It's not spit mate... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... It's not spit mate... And it's his sister-mother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A nearly hoyd meesel off the Byker wall when a saw wor lass with a puff from Darras Hall so me mate sez “howay Dot revenge l’l come soon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin doon the toon” Chorus singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon Well a seen a lass a fancied suckin a pop ad seen a once before doon the tattoo shop “howay pet whats me chance”? she says “ya hairs too long and there’s chip grease on ya pants” but me mate had a cap on and he asked a doon the coast she nutted him and kicked him where it hurts the most a says ti me marra “hows it gannin see far”? then the barman shoots “see ya drinks off and blaa” Chorus Howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon Howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon Wi went doon te Julies, me mate fell doon the stairs all the kids was laffin at me high waisted flairs me mate was mad coz he lost a platform boot he hockled on the floor and the bouncers hoyd im oot all the disco music was ringin in me ear when a woke up in the morning a was bad with the beer me mate shoots “kidda wiv got a bus te catch Aafew mair pints and will gann te the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Ready to groom is spectacular tonight. 4/6 top threads about us at the moment despite their national team playing in their town tonight. Should be proud...nope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 It's not spit mate... "Saliva" that has been projected from one's "mouth" (into the hair of a "legal age" girl, behind a Chinese takeaway) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. I imagine the first word the assembled journos looked up was 'mackem'. "Oh right...they have a word for themselves. How nice" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. http://www.archive.org/stream/northumberlandv128hesluoft#page/6/mode/2up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I imagine the first word the assembled journos looked up was 'mackem'. "Oh right...they have a word for themselves. How nice" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 These are an absolute shit stain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Fair play to the Sunshine Bus for letting the patients out like. Here's another one. https://twitter.com/toonarmymia/status/736336439366062081 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Eyyah et wez jest banter weth Drossey. Durham 92 lads mags getting all precious. FTM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 I can safely see them being top 10 next season. Big Sam could be their Peter Ried. http://i.imgur.com/DcpP1zA.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Were people, as in those people, booing Townsend? I would be embarrassed if the same happen at SJP. No more England matches at the Palladium of shite: they evidently haven't got their head around this nationalistic malarkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Same happened to Martin Smith in an Under 21 match I went to at SJP when I was a kid. Daft both ways. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Only in sunderland could they hero worship a paedophile but boo a player representing their country. Not normal people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Same happened to Martin Smith in an Under 21 match I went to at SJP when I was a kid. Daft both ways. Remember that aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Fair play to the Sunshine Bus for letting the patients out like. Here's another one. https://twitter.com/toonarmymia/status/736336439366062081 "Are ye finished pet?" "Sort of...your neck fat has swallowed most of the question mark" "Well put one on the side man" "It swallowed the pen too..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Fancy thinking it's a good idea to go out in public with that on your head. They're not fucking normal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Johnson has apparently set up a prison football team with other sex offenders has ordered the team to wear Sunderland kits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7182472/Footballer-perv-Adam-Johnson-is-training-a-team-of-paedos-behind-bars-and-wants-them-all-to-wear-Sunderlands-kit.html?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-TheSunFootball-_-20160529-_-Football-_-479087046-_-Imageandlink the fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Johnson has apparently set up a prison football team with other sex offenders has ordered the team to wear Sunderland kits. "You have the touch of a rapist. Centre forward OK?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 :lol: That is obviously bollocks like, but made me giggle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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