STM Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Classy marra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160527/a5af9c93e8c7104b216892749fc3575a.jpg Bet he's never seen a woman naked. has he been slapped on the legs by a bigfoot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 ffs why Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Is he wearing a shin pad on his calf? Nothing about that photo makes any sense. Why is Shearer scribbled out? If that's the case, why did he have one with Shearer on in the first place. I don't understand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Full kit for the match is bad enough, ne wonder hes got nobody with him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Is it not AJ on day release? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Full kit for the match is bad enough, ne wonder hes got nobody with him He has, they're just keeping a safe distance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/EfuSjv7.jpg "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/EfuSjv7.jpg "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I'm no high court judge but that's enough evidence for me, the horrible makem bastards have been victimised since the 70's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://i.imgur.com/EfuSjv7.jpg "Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them." http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg "Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag." http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg "Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance." Easily the greatest post ever on this site. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... It's not spit mate... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Why would they include that in there? Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'. sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'. Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing.... It's not spit mate... And it's his sister-mother. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 A nearly hoyd meesel off the Byker wall when a saw wor lass with a puff from Darras Hall so me mate sez “howay Dot revenge l’l come soon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin doon the toon” Chorus singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon Well a seen a lass a fancied suckin a pop ad seen a once before doon the tattoo shop “howay pet whats me chance”? she says “ya hairs too long and there’s chip grease on ya pants” but me mate had a cap on and he asked a doon the coast she nutted him and kicked him where it hurts the most a says ti me marra “hows it gannin see far”? then the barman shoots “see ya drinks off and blaa” Chorus Howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon Howay ye bugger everybody get doon it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon Wi went doon te Julies, me mate fell doon the stairs all the kids was laffin at me high waisted flairs me mate was mad coz he lost a platform boot he hockled on the floor and the bouncers hoyd im oot all the disco music was ringin in me ear when a woke up in the morning a was bad with the beer me mate shoots “kidda wiv got a bus te catch Aafew mair pints and will gann te the match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Ready to groom is spectacular tonight. 4/6 top threads about us at the moment despite their national team playing in their town tonight. Should be proud...nope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 It's not spit mate... "Saliva" that has been projected from one's "mouth" (into the hair of a "legal age" girl, behind a Chinese takeaway) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. I imagine the first word the assembled journos looked up was 'mackem'. "Oh right...they have a word for themselves. How nice" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago? Oh we did. http://www.archive.org/stream/northumberlandv128hesluoft#page/6/mode/2up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 I imagine the first word the assembled journos looked up was 'mackem'. "Oh right...they have a word for themselves. How nice" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 These are an absolute shit stain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Fair play to the Sunshine Bus for letting the patients out like. Here's another one. https://twitter.com/toonarmymia/status/736336439366062081 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Eyyah et wez jest banter weth Drossey. Durham 92 lads mags getting all precious. FTM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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