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Is he wearing a shin pad on his calf? Nothing about that photo makes any sense. Why is Shearer scribbled out? If that's the case, why did he have one with Shearer on in the first place. I don't understand.

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"Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them."

 

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"Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag."

 

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"Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

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"Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them."

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg

"Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag."

 

http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg

"Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

 

;D

 

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I'm no high court judge but that's enough evidence for me, the horrible makem bastards have been victimised since the 70's

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"Hi, I'm Jimmy Hill and I personally relegated Sunderland AFC in the late seventies despite not kicking a ball by the cunning plan of finishing my game ten minutes later than the Wearsiders. Sunderland lost 2-0 where my team Coventry drew with Bristol City. If Sunderland had've won they'd have stayed up regardless. Proof that I did indeed personally relegate them."

 

http://i.imgur.com/Ma2QpQM.jpg

"Hi, I'm Alan Parry, a long time football commentator from Liverpool. I started my professional career at BBC Radio Merseyside and am in fact a Liverpool supporter, however I personally ask to commentate on all Newcastle United games as I love to big them up on live television talking about their fifty thousand fans in a manner I would never contemplate doing on the occasions I have to commentate on Sunderland. Despite being a Scouse Liverpool FC fan I am obviously a secret Mag."

 

http://i.imgur.com/qFRHDqB.jpg

"Hi, I'm a mysterious Tyneside businessman who, along with a cabal of other Tyneside businessmen, have deliberately plotted to have all major commerce and transport links diverted away from Wearside and instead move them to Tyneside to keep Sunderland down as an unimportant town whilst increasing Tyneside's importance."

 

Easily the greatest post ever on this site.

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Why would they include that in there? :lol:

 

Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'.

sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'.

 

Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing....

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Why would they include that in there? :lol:

 

Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'.

sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'.

 

Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing....

 

It's not spit mate...

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Why would they include that in there? :lol:

 

Anywhere else: 'Urgh, don't spit on the pavement you bamp'.

sunderland: 'Urgh, she's got spit in her hair'.

 

Why do sunderland girls have spit in their hair? Often enough to use it as a quote for context in their dictionary? Must be a nonce thing....

 

It's not spit mate...

 

And it's his sister-mother.

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A nearly hoyd meesel off the Byker wall

when a saw wor lass with a puff from Darras Hall

so me mate sez “howay Dot revenge l’l come soon

it’s Friday neet will gan tappin doon the toon”

 

Chorus singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon

it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon

singin howay ye bugger everybody get doon

it’s Friday neet will gan tappin in the toon

 

Well a seen a lass a fancied suckin a pop

ad seen a once before doon the tattoo shop

“howay pet whats me chance”?

she says “ya hairs too long and there’s chip grease on ya pants”

but me mate had a cap on and he asked a doon the coast

she nutted him and kicked him where it hurts the most

a says ti me marra “hows it gannin see far”?

then the barman shoots “see ya drinks off and blaa”

 

Chorus Howay ye bugger everybody get doon

it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon

Howay ye bugger everybody get doon

it’s Friday neet and wa gannin te the toon

 

Wi went doon te Julies, me mate fell doon the stairs

all the kids was laffin at me high waisted flairs

me mate was mad coz he lost a platform boot

he hockled on the floor and the bouncers hoyd im oot

all the disco music was ringin in me ear

when a woke up in the morning a was bad with the beer

me mate shoots “kidda wiv got a bus te catch

Aafew mair pints and will gann te the match

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Ready to groom is spectacular tonight. 4/6 top threads about us at the moment despite their national team playing in their town tonight. Should be proud...nope. 

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So the mackems have a dictionary, why didn't we think of a Geordie Dictionary over 30 years ago?  Oh we did.

 

I imagine the first word the assembled journos looked up was 'mackem'.

 

"Oh right...they have a word for themselves. How nice"

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