Foluwashola Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Does anyone remember the dude who posted a pic of a petri dish full of spunk (possibly his own?) Was it when Sissoko signed? Think he may of got an instant ban? The fuck? Got Hans written all over it that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Does anyone remember the dude who posted a pic of a petri dish full of spunk (possibly his own?) Was it when Sissoko signed? Think he may of got an instant ban? It was when we signed Cabaye I think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Does anyone remember the dude who posted a pic of a petri dish full of spunk (possibly his own?) Was it when Sissoko signed? Think he may of got an instant ban? The f***? Got Hans written all over it that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 ThanI f*** we have a midweek game next two weeks to stop this derailing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Fucking hell. We need soccer. soccer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 But I shredded my post.... The bin has magical properties. It's been reconstructed and remains very much alive... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Let's just keep it buried, eh!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Disgraceful slander tbh, could have been dangerous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 Let's just keep it buried, eh!? Nah I missed it, time to embrace the horror. Restore the recycle bin! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 I'd fully expect to be booted all over if I said 'gegenpressing' to anyone in the flesh. I love you Hans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Does anyone remember the dude who posted a pic of a petri dish full of spunk (possibly his own?) Was it when Sissoko signed? Think he may of got an instant ban? I'm fucking crying. Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Rafa's words today on Sissoko are fucking awesome. I love this bloke more everyday. "If someone thinks if they will wait until 31 August it will be easier, I can guarantee them it will be more difficult," Benitez told BBC Newcastle. "If someone wants to come, they have to come now with the right offer and we will analyse that. If not, he is still our player and he carries on working hard. "Everyday will be more difficult because we are happy with him and we don't have to sell." "Put up, or shut up" basically. Pardew would have told people to bid in the region of 20p and we'd throw Lascelles in as extra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Pardew would have publicly apologised to Sissoko and promised him a transfer within a week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Goodness me, what a fucking man. I think I recall John Carver telling the press where he thinks Janmaat would fit into LVG's Man U side with a huge smile on his face. Everyone's already mentioned the kind of exit quotes Pardew prepared for players even remotely linked with a move away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 The difference between Rafa and the shit we had from 04-16, man. Night and day doesn't do it justice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Does anyone remember the dude who posted a pic of a petri dish full of spunk (possibly his own?) Was it when Sissoko signed? Think he may of got an instant ban? I'm fucking crying. Fuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Rafa Benitez is a "tactical genius" who will lead Newcastle back into the Premier League, according to former Liverpool defender John Arne Riise. Riise won the Champions League, Super Cup and the FA Cup under Benitez at Liverpool during four of his seven years on Merseyside under the current Newcastle manager. Newcastle are set to face Huddersfield on Saturday afternoon in their second Sky Bet Championship match of the season and Benitez's will be looking for a response from his side after the surprise 1-0 loss to Fulham at Craven Cottage. However, the flame-haired Norwegian says the former Real Madrid and Inter Milan boss is the best manager he has ever played under and will be able to cope with the challenges of the Championship. "I'm sure he will get them back up even though they lost against Fulham which I wasn't unhappy about because I used to play for the club," Riise told Sky Sports. "It's a very competitive league and I think it's different to what Benitez has experienced before in terms of the way games are played. "Benitez will need to adapt a little bit but he is brilliant and he will do that. Benitez is so hard-working, he's a tactical genius. "I still keep in touch with Rafa and I really wish him well. He's the best manager I've had and somebody I shared so much with together." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 https://www.facebook.com/AllNewcastleUnitedFCFans/videos/1236988063033621/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 This bloke really isn't our manager! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160813/0719b82a33fbd4f91740547c4a97d1f0.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 I look around at all the top managers and I think there isn't a manager I would want more. The only guy who gets it like him would be Klopp, and I'm a fan of Jose but still I just don't think there is a manager out there right now who I would want over Rafa. He really is a dream appointment for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Today it begins. Howay the lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Cool Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Honestly, who the hell do you go for after you've have Rafa as manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 His assistant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 His assistant. Pecchia will always be welcome after that Sunderland goal reaction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Speaking of that, who is his assistant now? Is it the bloke who came in afterwards, that Mikel Antia? I always thought he was just a coach. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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