Kid Icarus Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 On 27/01/2025 at 10:29, Kid Icarus said: Thaz only two Jacob Murphys Two Jacob Murphys Two Jacob Muuuuurphys Genuinely think this is the one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCOCOL Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 38 minutes ago, jack j said: Gets sung in the corner now "And now he's gonna score for Eddie's magpies" is the last line obviously the last line would have been fanciful under Rafa 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 I think something to the opening 5 lines of Stevie Wonder's Living for the City would work really well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Geordie_once_removed said: I think something to the opening 5 lines of Stevie Wonder's Living for the City would work really well. Ok I think I've got it. This would be the first football song I've put together, so be kind you fuckers. 'A boy was born in deepest darkest Wembley. But Black and White runs right through his family. So Geordie fans give him love and affection. He takes the piss, and leaves teams fucking fuming. Scoring loads of goals, loads of goals - Jacob Murphy!' In case you don't know the source material (shame on you!): Edited February 8 by Geordie_once_removed Typo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 What about the oh coloccini song... Oh Jacob murphy your the love of my life oh jacob murphy when you hit the post oh jacob murphy or just put it in the net Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 13 minutes ago, Geordie_once_removed said: Ok I think I've got it. This would be the first football song I've put together, so be kind you fuckers. 'A boy was born in deepest darkest Wembley. But Black and White runs right through his family. So Geordie fans give him love and affection. He takes the piss, and leaves teams fucking fuming. Scoring loads of goals, loads of goals - Jacob Murphy!' In case you don't know the source material (shame on you!): Like it and my fave Stevie Wonder song as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 minute ago, madras said: Like it and my fave Stevie Wonder song as well. There's some stuff competition but it's up there for me too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 The new Victor Moses Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, Ronson333 said: Is Eric Sekou Chelle just assuming Jacob doesn't fancy his chances of getting an England call up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JigsawGoesToPieces Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 11 minutes ago, BonesJones said: Is Eric Sekou Chelle just assuming Jacob doesn't fancy his chances of getting an England call up? Lets be honest, he isn't getting anywhere near the England squad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 07/02/2025 at 04:45, mikejaxer said: Made me a bit emotional, this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, mighty__mag said: The new Victor Moses Ahem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 33 minutes ago, JigsawGoesToPieces said: Lets be honest, he isn't getting anywhere near the England squad Yeh you're probably right. I've been an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie1892 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 i made this up on the bus to man utd oh jacob murphy you are the love of my life oh jacob murphy id let you shag my wife oh jacob murphy i want a twin brother toooooo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 ‘Gonna throw it far’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Jacob Murphy was also being Jacob Murphy with his performance on the pitch, all over the place but got himself a goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 (edited) Plays terrible but scored again. Gave the ball away too easy but I applaud him for not hiding away from the crowd. Edited February 23 by CPL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 He’s shit and lucky. Strange combo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Wouldn’t call him shit, he’s fast, he can kick a football hard and keep it down and he can cross a ball very well. He is not technically gifted at all, he can’t shield the ball against a press and he has a limited range of passing, he has no particular dribbling skill. So, it comes down to the fact he has his uses in the final third and he’s maximised these. He deserves a lot of credit for that but he’s not good in the other areas of the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 He is absolutely brilliant at a very small part of the game, which happens to be very important, and very mediocre at a lot of other stuff. We've been here a million times. I've found peace with how he plays. I know he is going to give the ball away under pressure - and I've stopped getting wound up by it. I know he isn't going to score regularly (even if he did score today). I know he is going to create chances in the final third at a ridiculous rate - and it isn't a purple patch because he's been doing that for years. For now, he's our RW and there isn't a player at the club who could play the role any better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 Game to forget really. It's why he struggled so much earlier in his career here, has all the attributes but mentally weak. Knew after that fuck up for the first goal his confidence would drop. Pretty much every time he touched the ball for awhile after that he messed up. But thankfully the older more mature Murphy kept going and managed to bag a goal. But there wasn't much else to show for his performance. His form has seemed to drop off a little since the Almiron sale. It's weird cus Almiron was getting nowhere near a start but he was still something of competition for a place, now he only has Osula if Howe wants to put him there, but we all know he isn't starting Osula in the league unless desperate. I am just a little nervous in the final that a shithouse like Robertson is going to smash in to Murphy and rough him up in the final and chat shit to him all game to put him off. What should happen is Murph should be realising that Robertson's powers are waning and he should get after him as much as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 8 minutes ago, alexf said: Game to forget really. It's why he struggled so much earlier in his career here, has all the attributes but mentally weak. Knew after that fuck up for the first goal his confidence would drop. Pretty much every time he touched the ball for awhile after that he messed up. But thankfully the older more mature Murphy kept going and managed to bag a goal. But there wasn't much else to show for his performance. His form has seemed to drop off a little since the Almiron sale. It's weird cus Almiron was getting nowhere near a start but he was still something of competition for a place, now he only has Osula if Howe wants to put him there, but we all know he isn't starting Osula in the league unless desperate. I am just a little nervous in the final that a shithouse like Robertson is going to smash in to Murphy and rough him up in the final and chat shit to him all game to put him off. What should happen is Murph should be realising that Robertson's powers are waning and he should get after him as much as possible. dont agree with that bit. plenty of times he's started shit and had rumblings from the crowd, only to stick at it and get a goal or an assist. its the likes of longstaff and willock i feel lack some resilience mentally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I’m not sure you’ll see a worse 20 minutes from a player in the league this season. Scored, never hid, worked hard. Can’t really complain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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