Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered You guys crossed that line with me years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that s*** intentionally just to diss you But what's this s*** you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that s*** just clownin' dog, come on, how f***ed up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this s*** about us meant to be together? That type of s*** will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy s*** I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! Glorious. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Absolutely incredible. I am thoroughly entertained this afternoon, thank you Stifler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered You guys crossed that line with me years ago. I wouldn't classify this situation as bullying. All ITK posts are always, rightly, ridiculed on here, regardless of the poster because 99% of the time it's complete and utter bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 We need to complete the song now like: My teas stone cold I'm wondering why I can't heat it up at all The bodies building under my patio And Stavely will join 'em all And only when she does will it be OK Pour the postcrete fence to wall They control me, the voices in my head, in my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Anyone got Eminem's number? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Anyone got Eminem's number? Stifler’s got his number alright Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Anyone got Eminem's number? 12.8748 km Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 That was a dead clever joke wasted on you lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Anyone got Eminem's number? 12.8748 km 8 mile? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 That was a dead clever joke wasted on you lot I'm sorry we have let you down joey. 8 miles in km, I got you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 That was a dead clever joke wasted on you lot Even I got that one and I'm older than your dad. Didn't think it worthy of comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 We need to complete the song now like: My teas stone cold I'm wondering why I can't heat it up at all The bodies building under my patio And Stavely will join 'em all And only when she does will it be OK Pour the postcrete fence to wall They control me, the voices in my head, in my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) Had to have a deeks, as you do. Pretty sure I used to work with her for a bit at the Sage. May be wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) Had to have a deeks, as you do. Pretty sure I used to work with her for a bit at the Sage. May be wrong Ah Christ. Aye, you will have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInfiniteOdyssey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 We need to complete the song now like: My teas stone cold I'm wondering why I can't heat it up at all The bodies building under my patio And Stavely will join 'em all And only when she does will it be OK Pour the postcrete fence to wall They control me, the voices in my head, in my head. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) fucking hell creased, sorry mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Good news lads! Just got off the phone with Crown Prince Salman, apparently he's the one fronting the money for PCP and he's looking to make Messi his first signing! He just wanted to know my thoughts on the training ground and the U23s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 There I was, centre court. I wasn't even seeded! Googled this with quotations to see where it was from and the first link (to a twitter account) is basically the lass you That's because that's my insane ex-girlfriend. Also, the world's biggest craic thief (although tbf, I did nick it from Kenny Sr in Phoenix Nights) fucking hell creased, sorry mate. It's totally fine. It must be the third or fourth time it's happened on here now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So offer went in after the saints game. Is that still on the table then? I guess Ashley will want more now we’re the best team in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So offer went in after the saints game. Is that still on the table then? I guess Ashley will want more now we’re the best team in the league. This is it for me. I honestly couldn't care less whether Staveley is putting a new bid in at all because I still don't believe Ashley really wants to sell. I wholly expect no movement on a sale before the end of the season, before he 'officially' puts it on the market again, but at a price of £500m, then citing the World Cup got in the way of any sale, along with the 'uncertainty' causing us to have the lowest spend in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 So offer went in after the saints game. Is that still on the table then? I guess Ashley will want more now we’re the best team in the league. From what I was told was that on the Monday after the Southampton game Staveley instructed her lawyers to put in a bid for the club (an offer Ashley has said he would accept if it was made) as soon as we were confirmed as being safe. I was under the impression that the offer would only be formally submitted once we were mathematically safe, however the Mirror are claiming that the bid has been made or is about to be made before then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Can you send her another letter to get some clarification please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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