Greg Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 How much is a season ticket at the under 23 'Stiflerdome?' Be quite amusing to beat the mackems attendances at our reserve games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I wasn't reading through 5 unread pages to check tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Hand the reigns of N-O over to stifler if this turns out to be true IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I for one welcome Stifler as our new overlord Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 To be fair, Stiffler isn’t one to make stuff up. I still believe it will be concluded at some point the takeover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Wouldn't surprise me for Stiflers mam to put in a £300m no clause bid, only for Ashley to want £350m again when we are safe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Here we are again, the circus is back in town. I've never laughed so much reading this forum. Stifler mate I believe you, no one would ever make up a lie like that and post it here. It's so ludicrous it must be true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When Stifler is appointed by Staverley as Lee Charnley's successor we'll all look stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stiffy, just show some evidence. Anything at all that backs up what you are saying. Nobody is going to believe you, unless you do that? What good would any of that do? If I sent you guys a copy of the letter I wrote it doesn’t prove that I sent it or even got a response. If I sent you guys a call log, as someone has already said it’s easy to claim that I changed the name from someone else who called me. I’m obviously not going to give you guys her number to contact her either. Was her number a company number or a mobile number? I'm amazed she'd give either out to a random Newcastle fan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When Stifler is appointed by Staverley as Lee Charnley's successor we'll all look stupid Haha, not a chance. First of all I think my communication with her has now ended, and secondly, I’m hardly qualified to hold such a position and someone with her contacts will have a dozen or so people who are more than qualified for the role at the drop of a hat. No doubt she already has that person lined up if she is replacing Charnley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stiffy, just show some evidence. Anything at all that backs up what you are saying. Nobody is going to believe you, unless you do that? What good would any of that do? If I sent you guys a copy of the letter I wrote it doesn’t prove that I sent it or even got a response. If I sent you guys a call log, as someone has already said it’s easy to claim that I changed the name from someone else who called me. I’m obviously not going to give you guys her number to contact her either. Was her number a company number or a mobile number? I'm amazed she'd give either out to a random Newcastle fan One was a landline, another was a foreign number. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When Stifler is appointed by Staverley as Lee Charnley's successor we'll all look stupid Haha, not a chance. First of all I think my communication with her has now ended, and secondly, I’m hardly qualified to hold such a position and someone with her contacts will have a dozen or so people who are more than qualified for the role at the drop of a hat. No doubt she already has that person lined up if she is replacing Charnley. Stop putting yourself down, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When Stifler is appointed by Staverley as Lee Charnley's successor we'll all look stupid Haha, not a chance. First of all I think my communication with her has now ended, and secondly, I’m hardly qualified to hold such a position and someone with her contacts will have a dozen or so people who are more than qualified for the role at the drop of a hat. No doubt she already has that person lined up if she is replacing Charnley. What role are you after then stifler? 😁 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 When Stifler is appointed by Staverley as Lee Charnley's successor we'll all look stupid Haha, not a chance. First of all I think my communication with her has now ended, and secondly, I’m hardly qualified to hold such a position and someone with her contacts will have a dozen or so people who are more than qualified for the role at the drop of a hat. No doubt she already has that person lined up if she is replacing Charnley. What role are you after then stifler? 😁 Haha, none. My aim was to keep her interested in us, shows that fans are behind her bid, and possibly to show her some aspects of the club that could be done better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Clubs back up for sale. Where has that crazy thread gone 🤔 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 I still don’t believe Stifler is actually real, never mind these phone calls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Haha, fuck off with the title lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Fuck sake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Is this online bullying :lol: poor bugger is getting hammered You guys crossed that line with me years ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Keep up. Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, f*** it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Dear Stif, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said you have plans for the reserves how far along are they? Look, I'm really flattered you asked about Theresa but she's busy I ain't had chance to meet her. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the game, I must of missed you Don't think I did that s*** intentionally just to diss you But what's this s*** you said about your friend paying strippers with a smelly fanny. I say that s*** just clownin' dog, come on, how f***ed up is he? You got some ideas Stif, I think you need that oven To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get hungry son. And what's this s*** about us meant to be together? That type of s*** will make me not want to buy NUFC ever. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you go on Talk Sport yourself, and ruin mine and Rafa's line. Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy s*** I heard this one Mag on Total Sport a couple weeks ago that made me sick Dude was drunk and said we should win everything. Come to think about, his name was, it was you Damn! Glorious. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin', I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom, I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em, There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin, Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em, But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa? I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer, If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin? Chips. I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan, Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan, I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I know it sounds creepy but really it's not, Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back. Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, This is Stif Absolutely incredible. I am thoroughly entertained this afternoon, thank you Stifler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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