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Writing someone a letter nowadays is really well received, as it is so uncommon. Quite plausible that she might have really appreciated that.

 

Fair play to Stif if he did indeed do this and got such a positive response. Boss move if true :thup:

 

I've been sending sweet, sweet Amanda 4-6 letters a day since December and she never called me...

 

Should have played it cool like Stifler, you needy simp!  :D

 

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His good mate posts on here, right? He'll confirm the madness.

Ste, I even kept it from him. I know Crumpy Gunt as well, and I kept it from him as well. I even remember a conversation when I was picking up a ticket off him where I was trying to convince him that Staveley would be back in for us without giving it away.

 

What a football advisory dream team that would be:

 

Stifler: "Mandy, you really should ask Rafa to consider Jack for the midfield holding role, he would provide the local grit and passion that the fans would lap up!"

 

Crumpy: " Just bin the Spanish waiter and bring Pards back. He'd probably give you a good seeing to as well and that should straighten out that focus"

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Writing someone a letter nowadays is really well received, as it is so uncommon. Quite plausible that she might have really appreciated that.

 

Fair play to Stif if he did indeed do this and got such a positive response. Boss move if true :thup:

 

I've been sending sweet, sweet Amanda 4-6 letters a day since December and she never called me...

 

Should have played it cool like Stifler, you needy simp!  :D

 

Well that settles it then.  I send her a letter with a different name and play it a little more coy...

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Dear Mandy, I wrote you but still ain't callin',

I left my mobile, my N-O deets, and my home phone at the bottom,

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em,

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin,

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em,

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's Teresa?

I'm a Tory too, I can't use an oven but I got a freezer,

If get an oven guess what I'll be lovin?

Chips.

I read about your meetin' with Mike, I'm sorry

I had a friend get a dance from a stripper with a smelly fanny, that bitch took less money.

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan,

Our reserves need a stadium, I got a plan,

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man,

I know it sounds creepy but really it's not,

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back.

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,

This is Stif

 

Glorious :lol: So glad I popped in here to catch up on this thread. :lol:

 

EDIT: By the way, Stiffy, kudos to you for standing your ground in the face of some horrific slagging, let alone having the balls to write to her directly. Daft as a brush. :lol:

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His good mate posts on here, right? He'll confirm the madness.

Ste, I even kept it from him. I know Crumpy Gunt as well, and I kept it from him as well. I even remember a conversation when I was picking up a ticket off him where I was trying to convince him that Staveley would be back in for us without giving it away.

 

:lol: Well didn't this just have to be the case...

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His good mate posts on here, right? He'll confirm the madness.

Ste, I even kept it from him. I know Crumpy Gunt as well, and I kept it from him as well. I even remember a conversation when I was picking up a ticket off him where I was trying to convince him that Staveley would be back in for us without giving it away.

 

:lol: Well didn't this just have to be the case...

 

This is turning into the greatest thread, it really is.

 

Please tell me Leazes Mag is involved somewhere too.

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His good mate posts on here, right? He'll confirm the madness.

Ste, I even kept it from him. I know Crumpy Gunt as well, and I kept it from him as well. I even remember a conversation when I was picking up a ticket off him where I was trying to convince him that Staveley would be back in for us without giving it away.

 

:lol: Well didn't this just have to be the case...

 

IIRC Stifler is one of the people on here who found Crumpy's controversial advertisement posts to be endearing and actually did sign up for 10 lessons.

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You know what, I’m not going to be able to prove that she called me without compromising her number, which not something I’m going to do. I have atleast proven that I sent the letter. Some people may call me mad for doing that, and fair enough. The odds on me getting a direct response was always going to be slim, but it happened.

At the end of day you can all call me a bullshitter over if she called me or not, but one thing you can’t do is say that I say back and did nothing to get that fat bastard out of our club.

 

She probably thought it was cute that primary school kids were writing to her about the NUFC takeover.

 

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When did you stop lurking?

 

Around 26,000 posts ago.

 

:lol: Riposte.

 

Not really. The joke's on me if my near ten years of regular posting is less memorable than the decade old thread that started it. :lol:

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When did you stop lurking?

 

Around 26,000 posts ago.

 

:lol: Riposte.

 

Not really. The joke's on me if my near ten years of regular posting is less memorable than the decade old thread that started it. :lol:

 

That thread was almost as memorable as the time Oldtype went to the match.

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When did you stop lurking?

 

Around 26,000 posts ago.

 

:lol: Riposte.

 

Not really. The joke's on me if my near ten years of regular posting is less memorable than the decade old thread that started it. :lol:

 

Ah, you misunderstood - I remember when you 'unlurked' and the original thread. Ergo it was a good riposte. :)

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Was it JackFlash who stopped lurking just to block Neesy? [emoji38]

Aye [emoji38]

 

Forum gold

 

I was a guest but needed to sign up to put neesy111 on my ignore list. All is now well.

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