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Bore off Odin.

 

Your evidence that I'm Odin is:

 

- I joined a few weeks before he was banned / left. (which makes no f***ing sense)

- If we play countdown with my username, Odin is one of the two hundred words we can make.

 

Stand down Agent Yimentov. You’re wanted back on RTG.

 

Odin! So......? What was all that about young man?

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Bore off Odin.

 

Your evidence that I'm Odin is:

 

- I joined a few weeks before he was banned / left. (which makes no f***ing sense)

- If we play countdown with my username, Odin is one of the two hundred words we can make.

 

Stand down Agent Yimentov. You’re wanted back on RTG.

 

Have you improved your photoshop skills whilst you have been away?

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From Chris Waugh’s article in The Athletic;

 

 

Their overall cup record under the retailer stands at played 52, won 22, drawn 6 and lost 24. The Magpies have never reached the last 16 of the FA Cup in the Ashley era, while their best return in the League Cup has been two quarter-final appearances. On the second such occasion, back in November 2016 when Newcastle were chasing promotion, Benitez rested six players – including star forward Dwight Gayle – for a Championship game at Blackburn so that he could target a cup semi-final, and those close to the Spaniard came to believe such a decision angered Ashley.

 

Well it's a good job there's now a patsy like Bruce in charge eh. Happy to lie through his teeth to keep Ashley happy.

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He said the only reason he won't take it private again is because he doesn't trust himself and needs to be regulated.

 

If this is him been held back what will he do as a maverick

 

Take a shit in a Donnay sock and put it in charge.

 

Hes already done that at NUFC he called it Lee

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Bore off Odin.

 

Your evidence that I'm Odin is:

 

- I joined a few weeks before he was banned / left. (which makes no f***ing sense)

- If we play countdown with my username, Odin is one of the two hundred words we can make.

 

Stand down Agent Yimentov. You’re wanted back on RTG.

ODIN!!

 

Where you been man! Oh man that stunt you pulled about midhat that had the gullable morons fooled  :lol:

 

Gold. Pure

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Times sports section front page is all about Pochettino agreeing to stay at Spurs followed by two pages of how columnists are getting goosebumps for the London derby between Spurs and Arsenal. I checked the schedule to see what time it was on, and it's not until 4.30 tomorrow. If it was our game it wouldn't even be mentioned in the Saturday papers.

 

Just underlines what a nothing club we have become under Ashley. Says everything that other clubs have foreign owners who seem to love them much more than Ashley ever has. Quite laughable that he says he will only hand over to reputable buyers, yet he refuses to take a penny less than £350m while systematically destroying our reputation as a club that matters.

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I will be proud to tie my black n white shirt to the gate of NUFC if we seriously went under.

 

Knowing he is finally gone and I can support the new era of the toon from the bottom back to the top.

 

Some may say it is crazy to want such a disaster. But i honestly feel that we do not have a football club in NE1 any more.

 

I actually felt gutted that they beat Spurs. I wish nothing but negativity on that sheet shower on Barrack Road.

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Aye, I was shopping at Sports Direct long before he bought and started to ruin us, I’m not going to let that stop me buying cheap shin pads and Sondeco shorts to play football in.

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That Justin Allan prick who was reporting in the Sun about the BZG takeover is being all Brexiteery on Twitter.

 

Clearly just the type to be in Mike’s pocket.

 

Well I'm all Brexiteery too but hate the cnut does that make me not fit your stereotype?

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That Justin Allan prick who was reporting in the Sun about the BZG takeover is being all Brexiteery on Twitter.

 

Clearly just the type to be in Mike’s pocket.

 

 

 

Well I'm all Brexiteery too but hate the cnut does that make me not fit your stereotype?

 

The worst thing about brexit isn't the monumental fuckup it's going to be, its how it's created an infixable us vs them devide across the country

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Bit of an assumption that - btw we only joined the common market originally to trade which was brilliant the politics of straight cucumbers were thrust upon us much later by unelected eurocrats. Couple of dodgy years and then we'll be up and away abiding by our own democratic laws.

 

Democratic being when a country votes to do something and it actually happens.

 

Wonder if we could elect Mike Ashley out?

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That Justin Allan prick who was reporting in the Sun about the BZG takeover is being all Brexiteery on Twitter.

 

Clearly just the type to be in Mike’s pocket.

 

Well I'm all Brexiteery too but hate the cnut does that make me not fit your stereotype?

 

You’re not being a twat though.

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Bit of an assumption that - btw we only joined the common market originally to trade which was brilliant the politics of straight cucumbers were thrust upon us much later by unelected eurocrats. Couple of dodgy years and then we'll be up and away abiding by our own democratic laws.

 

Democratic being when a country votes to do something and it actually happens.

 

Wonder if we could elect Mike Ashley out?

 

Shite.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://blogs.ec.europa.eu/ECintheUK/straight-cucumbers/&ved=2ahUKEwiSmfCjrLXkAhVsURUIHQ_wA8kQFjALegQIBBAC&usg=AOvVaw0LwieVRu2YV04xoN-RNqE6

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