Guest reefatoon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Just slap more paint on the old training ground man. We know through experience that this benefits the players physically and mentally. No need for all that modern shite. Why even have a building anyway when all you need to do is run around outside for maximum results. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 At least our training facilities are perfectly adequate Where do they put their wheelie bins and inflatable paddling pools? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Tbf Bournemouth are an historically massive club. This is just keeping up appearances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Swimming pool? They must use tactics to hardy har har har Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 At least we don't have Eddie Howe though, the fucking fraud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Fools, where’s the volleyball court and massive ball? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Imagine if we'd spent 4m on the training facilities instead of fucking Steve Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 It’s not bad, but I preferred your earlier work about scared dogs and tellings off. Had me on the edge of my seat that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 It’s not bad, but I preferred your earlier work about scared dogs and tellings off. Had me on the edge of my seat that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Absolute corker of an opening paragraph. Look forward to reading the finished article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneddy Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Any chance of a Viking burial in your story? Would be a lovely send off if they get a wide enough boat to accommodate the fat cockney cunt and samples of his shit sports wear from Chinese sweat shops Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Absolute corker of an opening paragraph. Look forward to reading the finished article. Buckled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Stick to the day job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Luke, is that you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Flooring situation sounds quackers. Love how you couldn’t resist having a dig at the many definitely real people who have stumbled on said flooring too. Really made me made angry at Mike . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm trying really hard to imagine tape made out of ducks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Duck tape Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I mean, Duck Tape is definitely a (branded) thing. You'll be chief sports writer at the Ronny Gill in no time, Stiff. Keep on keeping on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Do people not know what duck tape is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 I'm busy writing an article on the state of Ashley's thinking, cheapness, and how it's affecting his businesses. It's probably going to be long winded, but interesting I hope. Here is the first paragraph. The other day I was in Newcastle and stumbled across the newly opened GAME store in Eldon Square. As I did I couldn’t help but think that this is just an indicative of where Ashley is now and where he is going to end up. I don’t though just limit it to how the brand new store has been fitted out so cheaply and so badly that they have left the flooring of the previous occupiers. Flooring which has a big gaping hole in the middle of it with only duck tape barely covering it over, leaving customers vulnerable to tripping over it and having to make their way to A&E, and presumably followed by their no win no fee lawyer. No it was not that which I was considering. What I was considering though was how this is an indication of how Ashley now and how he is left with no choice but to work and hand over money to people who he promised not to work with ever again. Plagiarism. Fairly certain this was Wordsworth's original opening like to "Daffodils"... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Quack quack Edit: Sorry about the pubes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape Stifler is technically correct. 10 points to Hufflepuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 So its called duct tape, I have been saying duck tape for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 So its called duct tape, I have been saying duck tape for years. It was originally called Duck tape, due to the duck cloth material used. Then, as it was often used to seal and wrap ducts, it got adulterated into duct tape. I’ve learnt a lot this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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