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Mike Ashley (former owner) (still alive)


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3 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

 

It's what Michael Vaughan deserves.

And Yorkshire CCC in general. Conspiring with the ECB to shaft Durham. 

Can't imagine why the old white board members didn't want to be taken over by a bunch of uppity chai wallahs, and prefer a good old British honky, is beyond me like

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10 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

Does anyone else still have that moment of dread when this thread gets bumped?

 

Must be some sort of inbuilt anxiety with anything connected to that slug 


It’s the moment of hope for me, which is swiftly dashed.

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Got to give him credit for getting the ticketing system correct.

 

If you ignore all the good done in the past couple of years following 14 years of running the club into the ground, and remember the Man City tickets aren't on sale yet, is there really anything separating the two ownerships?

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13 hours ago, TBG said:

Got to give him credit for getting the ticketing system correct.

 

If you ignore all the good done in the past couple of years following 14 years of running the club into the ground, and remember the Man City tickets aren't on sale yet, is there really anything separating the two ownerships?


His ticketing system worked because there was fuck all demand. We could sell another 20k seats easily now 

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On 14/09/2023 at 08:39, mouldy_uk said:

Does anyone else still have that moment of dread when this thread gets bumped?

 

Must be some sort of inbuilt anxiety with anything connected to that slug 

Moment of hope these days in all honesty. He can’t hurt us anymore 

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If any kid that turned up at my school with that monstrosity they’d have their head flushed down the bog, dinner money TWOC’d, a massive wedgie, ink flicked all over their shirt, desk lid slammed on their fingers, knuckles smashed with a ruler, piss squirted at them from a water pistol, pinned to the ground whilst we all took it in turns to fart on their head, kicked in the nuts, hockle in their pencil case, nipple grippled, chair pulled away as they sat down and whipped with a wet towel in the PE changing rooms 

 

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1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

If any kid that turned up at my school with that monstrosity they’d have their head flushed down the bog, dinner money TWOC’d, a massive wedgie, ink flicked all over their shirt, desk lid slammed on their fingers, knuckles smashed with a ruler, piss squirted at them from a water pistol, pinned to the ground whilst we all took it in turns to fart on their head, kicked in the nuts, hockle in their pencil case, nipple grippled, chair pulled away as they sat down and whipped with a wet towel in the PE changing rooms 

 

I take it you are a PE teacher ?

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