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Biscuit tiers:

 

Awful: Fig rolls,  Tea Cakes, ginger nuts.

 

Acceptable: Rich Tea, chocolate chip cookies, malted milk, shortbread, digestives, custard cream

 

Good: Chocolate Fingers, Chocolate Digestives, Jaffa Cakes, bourbons, jammie Dodgers.

 

God: Viennese, Chocolate Hobnobs.

Need to find some room for Kit kats in there...

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Can someone explain to me in excruciating detail why a Jaffa Cake is a Cake and not a biscuit, bar it having "cake" in its name instead of "biscuit"?

 

Cakes go hard when they go stale, biscuits go soft.

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Biscuit tiers:

 

Awful: Fig rolls,  Tea Cakes, ginger nuts.

 

Acceptable: Rich Tea, chocolate chip cookies, malted milk, shortbread, digestives, custard cream

 

Good: Chocolate Fingers, Chocolate Digestives, Jaffa Cakes, bourbons, jammie Dodgers.

 

God: Viennese, Chocolate Hobnobs.

Need to find some room for Kit kats in there...

Are Kit Kat's biscuits though?

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Biscuit tiers:

 

Awful: Fig rolls,  Tea Cakes, ginger nuts.

 

Acceptable: Rich Tea, chocolate chip cookies, malted milk, shortbread, digestives, custard cream

 

Good: Chocolate Fingers, Chocolate Digestives, Jaffa Cakes, bourbons, jammie Dodgers.

 

God: Viennese, Chocolate Hobnobs.

Need to find some room for Kit kats in there...

 

No we dont. Its not a biscuit. May as well chuck Lion Bars and Dairy Milks in their while we're at it.

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Cadbury’s Dairy Milk beats all of your jaffas and fig rolls and chocolate hobnobs.

 

Nothing better than throwing a square in your mouth and just letting it melt. Heaven.

 

Are you a girl?

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Cadbury’s Dairy Milk beats all of your jaffas and fig rolls and chocolate hobnobs.

 

Nothing better than throwing a square in your mouth and just letting it melt. Heaven.

 

Are you a girl?

 

Loves his cheeky choccys with his cheeky glass of Prosecco

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I have nothing to add other than that Cadbury's Dairy Milk is awful.

 

 

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Chocolate is (far and away) the best taste experience on the planet!

 

In the chocolate stakes, Kit Kat is next best.

 

Then, the third best taste in the W O R L D - is "Marmite on Toast".

 

Heaven !!!!!!!!!!!

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I have nothing to add other than that Cadbury's Dairy Milk is awful.

 

Compared to galaxy it's awful compared to herscheys its liquid gold

 

Dairy Milk > any other chocolate

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I have nothing to add other than that Cadbury's Dairy Milk is awful.

 

 

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Chocolate is (far and away) the best taste experience on the planet!

 

In the chocolate stakes, Kit Kat is next best.

 

Then, the third best taste in the W O R L D - is "Marmite on Toast".

 

Heaven !!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you like Marmite give Bovril on toast a whril. Honestly, Its not only the pengest of all extracts, but suprisingly the perfect accompaniment to toast.

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If we’re talking eurobiscuits, the Leibniz is hard to beat.

 

The Leibniz Caramel is indeed truly magnificent. However Liebniz the company have historically been misbehaving in the past, which slightly ruins the taste.

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Has to be the worst thread in forum history now.

 

That was 50 pages ago. Now it has devolved into something far worse - page after page of purposely hideous craic desgined to waste our time and lose our sanity.

 

 

 

Chocolate Hobnobs ftw.

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