huss9 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 doesnt have the pace or he mentality, and he certainly lacks any desire. just fucking jogging around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 What offends me the most with him is that I see him walking so often. I get that you don't need to sprint around for 90mins, but say opposition is playing into a LB from a CB, I always see him on the far side strolling in to 'close down/mark/close passing lane' of a midfielder, almost instantly the ball is then played into that midfielder - Joe sprints at him, and gets passed around... Haven't spotted it last few games, but over last season and a bit watching him I've noticed more than a few times he gets knocked onto the floor, and just slowly gets up, a kneels on one knee for a second or so before just loafing back into position - I don't think he's lazy personality wise, but it's obvious his hearts not in it whatsoever. Fans watching, that comes across as being a lazy useless b******, and that's fair. He sums up what's wrong with this team, and a living embodiment of Newcastle United. No talent, and no energy. Lad is totally gutless. The c*** doesn't even get booked, or lash out when he gets fouled, shows no passion or desire whatsoever. Doesn't even try and win fouls when holding up the ball - ffs, that'd actually relieve the total barrage and defensive encampment! Always hated Jonas in Pardew days. Never scored, never assisted, never really created anything. Right footed, played on the left, pass inside merchant. What I ended up seeing is that he locked down a side, stopped a team playing through that left side. He got the ball, won a foul, or passed it to someone more talented. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 What offends me the most with him is that I see him walking so often. I get that you don't need to sprint around for 90mins, but say opposition is playing into a LB from a CB, I always see him on the far side strolling in to 'close down/mark/close passing lane' of a midfielder, almost instantly the ball is then played into that midfielder - Joe sprints at him, and gets passed around... Haven't spotted it last few games, but over last season and a bit watching him I've noticed more than a few times he gets knocked onto the floor, and just slowly gets up, a kneels on one knee for a second or so before just loafing back into position - I don't think he's lazy personality wise, but it's obvious his hearts not in it whatsoever. Fans watching, that comes across as being a lazy useless b******, and that's fair. He sums up what's wrong with this team, and a living embodiment of Newcastle United. No talent, and no energy. Lad is totally gutless. The c*** doesn't even get booked, or lash out when he gets fouled, shows no passion or desire whatsoever. Doesn't even try and win fouls when holding up the ball - ffs, that'd actually relieve the total barrage and defensive encampment! Always hated Jonas in Pardew days. Never scored, never assisted, never really created anything. Right footed, played on the left, pass inside merchant. What I ended up seeing is that he locked down a side, stopped a team playing through that left side. He got the ball, won a foul, or passed it to someone more talented. Two things about Jonas： He always gave 100%. He looked good when Keegan had us playing the ball in front of him at Old Trafford. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There were 9/10 shit players today, Joelinton seems to be getting 90% of the criticism Probably something to do with the fact it took him until the 39th minute to get his first touch of the ball (he lost it straight away). He doesn't even try to get involved. Playing him out wide is perfect for him because he can just stand on the touchline and keep out of the way which is what he enjoys doing most. Heads would be rolling at a properly run football club for sanctioning that signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There were 9/10 shit players today, Joelinton seems to be getting 90% of the criticism Probably something to do with the fact it took him until the 39th minute to get his first touch of the ball (he lost it straight away). He doesn't even try to get involved. Playing him out wide is perfect for him because he can just stand on the touchline and keep out of the way which is what he enjoys doing most. Heads would be rolling at a properly run football club for sanctioning that signing. It didn't take him until the 39th minute to get his first touch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There were 9/10 s*** players today, Joelinton seems to be getting 90% of the criticism Probably something to do with the fact it took him until the 39th minute to get his first touch of the ball (he lost it straight away). He doesn't even try to get involved. Playing him out wide is perfect for him because he can just stand on the touchline and keep out of the way which is what he enjoys doing most. Heads would be rolling at a properly run football club for sanctioning that signing. It didn't take him until the 39th minute to get his first touch Fuck me you love tripping folk up, give over man . Sad sack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 I can't help but look at him and his body language and feel sorry for him, despite the fact it's truly shocking that he's playing football for us in the Premier League. I would have said he doesn't seem to have any heart in his game, but tbf to him he stuck at it despite being massively and rightly under intense scrutiny from very early on - so that displays some sort of will and determination. It can't have been easy to step onto the pitch at times last season knowing how bad he had been previously whilst also being aware of the growing pressure from the supporters. Unfortunately that's about all I can praise him for as a footballer. I'd like to say under different circumstances he would be better, but tbh I don't really know what type of player he is. Can anyone think of a player who reminds you of Joelinton? I was having a think but couldn't come up with much, there's strikers like Rudy Gestede and Andreas Cornelius who are somewhat comparable in that they're big, shite, supposed to score goals but never do... however I can't think of a player like him who operates from the left or right, with his stature and lack of technique... He's like when Pardew played Cisse on the wing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There were 9/10 s*** players today, Joelinton seems to be getting 90% of the criticism Probably something to do with the fact it took him until the 39th minute to get his first touch of the ball (he lost it straight away). He doesn't even try to get involved. Playing him out wide is perfect for him because he can just stand on the touchline and keep out of the way which is what he enjoys doing most. Heads would be rolling at a properly run football club for sanctioning that signing. It didn't take him until the 39th minute to get his first touch Fuck me you love tripping folk up, give over man . Sad sack What? You can't say he didn't have a touch of the ball until the 39th minute when it's absolute nonsense There's a lot to criticise about Joelinton without believing some nonsense someone probably made up on Twitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 You could probably change "touch" to "meaningful involvement" because I agree I don't remember him doing anything until he got it on the far corner and attempt a dribble then lost the ball easily. I watched without the fake crowd noise and its painfully obvious how much instruction you hear shouted at "Joe" from the coaches and the players. Saw Wilson and even the young lad who came on having to point and shout at him to get into certain positions. Wilson was visible getting pissed off with everything he did. At one point Carroll was sprinting past him to help out in defense even though it looked like it should be Joelinton who should have been helping out the defence but he was just walking back. He's not a premier league footballer and needs replacing with anyone who can run and do something with the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 There were 9/10 s*** players today, Joelinton seems to be getting 90% of the criticism Probably something to do with the fact it took him until the 39th minute to get his first touch of the ball (he lost it straight away). He doesn't even try to get involved. Playing him out wide is perfect for him because he can just stand on the touchline and keep out of the way which is what he enjoys doing most. Heads would be rolling at a properly run football club for sanctioning that signing. It didn't take him until the 39th minute to get his first touch Fuck me you love tripping folk up, give over man . Sad sack What? You can't say he didn't have a touch of the ball until the 39th minute when it's absolute nonsense There's a lot to criticise about Joelinton without believing some nonsense someone probably made up on Twitter He's right though you do come across as a right pedantic sad sack like. No offence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Don't say something is a fact when it isn't then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Don't say something is a fact when it isn't then Don’t be a little forum busy body pulling folk up , knacker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Fucks sake, man. Is there really any need for the abuse? Wish folks would settle down a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 :lol: Ructions. Joey letting facts get in the way of a good argument once again, absolute scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Don't say something is a fact when it isn't then Don’t be a little forum busy body pulling folk up , knacker. Don't say something is a fact when it isn't then It's just a football forum, stop taking things so seriously ya daft little sad sack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 So strange Man on internet calls someone else on internet forum sad after stating something was a fact when it wasn't and then resorts to weird name calling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 You can't make daft statements then boot off when someone pulls you up on them for being factually incorrect, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 You can't make daft statements then boot off when someone pulls you up on them for being factually incorrect, man. Just what we need, another forum busy body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Anyway, back on topic. Joelinton is absolutely shite! He contributed nowt in the whole of 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Anyway, back on topic. Joelinton is absolutely s****! He contributed nowt in the whole of 90 minutes. 93 minutes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 I know every player has looked shit under Bruce, but I struggle to see where he goes on from here. Turkey maybe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Arsenal probably thinks that he contributed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 If he had even the most basic of attributes, ie work rate there might be something to work with, although not at Premier League level but there's just nothing there at all. From what I have seen of him, which admittedly will be less than other people on here, he doesn't even seem to move around much. Doubt he ever leaves the pitch with a sweat on. A captain such as Shearer would have had him pinned against the dressing room wall a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trewicks tash Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 The kid has had more than enough time to improve ' he hasn't he offers nothing so lets close the thread dust ourselves down and forget about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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