Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Has losing 6-1 to Leyton Orient been mentioned? Also, can't deny losing '6 in a row, FTM' was a complete embarrassment and indicative of the Ashley era. Both of these really needed to be options. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 People who aren’t voting for Jonas need to get some perspectives. These were all lows, but Jonas treatment was despicable and went way beyond just football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 #ColosParty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 People who aren’t voting for Jonas need to get some perspectives. These were all lows, but Jonas treatment was despicable and went way beyond just football. People need to stop telling other people what to think and do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sho Time Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 #ColosParty Some gold out of that, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Not sure I ever understood the borehole thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 "We are following the Arsenal model", then "We are following the Aston Villa model", then "We are not even going to pretend we're following any model". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just found this pearler, Llambias prattling on about how expensive it is to buy a scoreboard. (Swear the insufferable prick talked about the £1.2m cost of this for YEARS. In the same breath as transfer funds. Then didn't buy a scoreboard. Or players). However in the same quote he also manages to make a completely untrue pledge regarding future capacity and have a dig at the fans in the next sentence. “We can expand the stadium by another 8,000. The fans have to come on board and fill up the stadium we have here first. “We would love to build it up to 60,000. But we’re not there yet. The market is tough – there are a lot of people out there who are suffering. “We understand that and we try to be realistic. We have a new commercial director, Barry Webber, and one of his projects is to get out there and get some sponsors on board on a jumbotron scoreboard. “I love a scoreboard. The issues are the locations and the cost – it is almost £1.2m.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Oh there's another one - we once didn't buy a player on a permanent deal for FOUR CONSECUTIVE FUCKING TRANSFER WINDOWS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Gonna take me a while to heal I reckon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Llambias was a right arsehole, like. A million miles away from being the sort of character that was right for this club. Like the rest of them, really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just found this pearler, Llambias prattling on about how expensive it is to buy a scoreboard. (Swear the insufferable prick talked about the £1.2m cost of this for YEARS. In the same breath as transfer funds. Then didn't buy a scoreboard. Or players). However in the same quote he also manages to make a completely untrue pledge regarding future capacity and have a dig at the fans in the next sentence. “We can expand the stadium by another 8,000. The fans have to come on board and fill up the stadium we have here first. “We would love to build it up to 60,000. But we’re not there yet. The market is tough – there are a lot of people out there who are suffering. “We understand that and we try to be realistic. We have a new commercial director, Barry Webber, and one of his projects is to get out there and get some sponsors on board on a jumbotron scoreboard. “I love a scoreboard. The issues are the locations and the cost – it is almost £1.2m.” Wow. Don't remember these quotes at all. From 'a 60,000 seater SJP isn't financially viable' to 'basic training facilities aren't financially viable' in a few short years. It really sums up their ability to consistently drag our whole fanbase's expectations down over these thirteen years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Odin & Midhat saga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just found this pearler, Llambias prattling on about how expensive it is to buy a scoreboard. (Swear the insufferable prick talked about the £1.2m cost of this for YEARS. In the same breath as transfer funds. Then didn't buy a scoreboard. Or players). However in the same quote he also manages to make a completely untrue pledge regarding future capacity and have a dig at the fans in the next sentence. “We can expand the stadium by another 8,000. The fans have to come on board and fill up the stadium we have here first. “We would love to build it up to 60,000. But we’re not there yet. The market is tough – there are a lot of people out there who are suffering. “We understand that and we try to be realistic. We have a new commercial director, Barry Webber, and one of his projects is to get out there and get some sponsors on board on a jumbotron scoreboard. “I love a scoreboard. The issues are the locations and the cost – it is almost £1.2m.” Forgot about that clusterfuck. I recognised the name Barry Webber for some reason and just looked him up. He lasted 17 months working for Llambeezee and co Went to West Ham, then Stevenage and has been commercial director of Palace for the last 4.5 years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 The museum of horrific strikers: Xisco, Chucky, Old man Doumbia, Kuqi, Gouffran, Luuk De Jong, Riviere, Joselu... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Joelinton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 How do we pick just 5 options from all of that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 When Llambias lost a bet with Ashley and had to run across the pitch bollock naked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 So many depressing moments but nadir had to be Joe Fucking Kinnear. I mean, how much lower could a club possibly sink? Rafa hurt and hurt bad but he had raised our spirits considerably before leaving JFK though, we we bottom of the ocean but then fell into the Marianas Trench low. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 When Llambias lost a bet with Ashley and had to run across the pitch bollock naked. Fucking hell. Can’t believe I forgot about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 He released a statement saying the club was for sale for £100m in 2009, 11 years later and he's still here. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8088840.stm Remember this? "Interested parties should contact Newcastle United at [email protected] (or Keith Harris at Seymour Pierce) for further details" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I’d like to sell something for £100m please Oh ok who should interested parties contact on your end? Just send it through to the admin department, someone will pick it up. .....ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 "I like to get drunk, I am a power drinker" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Following up a 0-3 home derby dicking with a 0-6 home defeat to Liverpool a week later. That was fun. And our support having become so apathetic and downtrodden that there was barely any fuss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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