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[TRon]

Just stuck £2 on us to go down.

 

Prediction for next weekend:

 

We lose 2-0 to a penalty (and sending off) followed by awful defending for the second

Hull win 1-0

 

West Ham will score at least one from a set piece, and I'm not talking about a penalty.

[Decky]

West Ham haven't won an away PL game since 2nd December

 

When was the last time QPR won a home one before today?

[U2]

West Ham haven't won an away PL game since 2nd December

 

And QPR hadn't won a home game in 2015.  We relish the opportunity to out-shit opponents.

[Figures 1-0 Football]

If us and Hull lose next weekend and QPR/Burnley win, we will survive despite taking 1 point out of 33 and finishing 3 points from the bottom of the league.

 

[TRon]

West Ham haven't won an away PL game since 2nd December

 

Wow. They'd need to come up against a side in freefall to turn that around.

[Wallsendmag]

Easy to calculate our chances now, just look at the odds for Man U to win next week and that's how likely we are to stay up. You can ignore our game, because we're not winning it.

 

I was just about to post this. Our game is irrelivant. It's all about what happens in Hull.

[Skeletor]

No matter whether we stay up or go down next week there should be a sit in protest after the game. Give the players dogs abuse at the full time whistle too.

[sempuki]

There will no doubt be loads of Keith Bishop inspired messages in the press this week urging us to back the team on Sunday. Bob Moncur will probably be wheeled out.

[LoveItIfWeBeatU]

It's still in our hands. 

 

 

We can't rely on NUFC to do anything except lose.

 

Hull have to go for the win against Man U. That may make them susceptible to Man U attacks. Man U winning is our only hope.

[Stifler]

Nailed on for us now. No matter how unlikely a scenario of results are needed for us to go now I just think it will happen.

[Decky]

Man U winning is our only hope.

 

As someone who lives in the land of the glory hunters this shit sickens me for next weekend.

[jdckelly]

Nailed on for us now. No matter how unlikely a scenario of results are needed for us to go now I just think it will happen.

its been feeling like that for a while now mainly because of Leicesters sudden 6 wins out of 8 (?) when they looked dead and buried

[joeyt]

Are we going to end up supporting Sunderland on Wednesday to make Man Utd still competitive for next week?

[sempuki]

Are we going to end up supporting Sunderland on Wednesday to make Man Utd still competitive for next week?

Manure need to beat Arsenal tomorrow to keep them interested.

[jdckelly]

Are we going to end up supporting Sunderland on Wednesday to make Man Utd still competitive for next week?

won't matter if arsenal beat them tomorrow arsenal will have at least third guaranteed.

[Stifler]

To put how bad we are into perspective I'll just say this. 15 minutes worth of fighting from QPR was enough for them to come back against a sure loss and to win the game against us. That's all it took, 15 minutes of some sort of fighting to not only come back from a certain loss but to seal a win against us.

[Guest chopey]

The worst three teams over the season go down, if we are the third then I certainly won't complain, but if Ashley stays he needs to sack every single person involved in this shambles

[Stifler]

The worst three teams over the season go down, if we are the third then I certainly won't complain, but if Ashley stays he needs to sack every single person involved in this shambles

He won't. If we stay up then all that will happen is that Carver will be given his previous job back, if he isn't given the managers job, we will buy on a 1 in 1 out policy, maybe 1 or 2 outside of this. No one else at the club, I.E. coaches will even be looked at in terms of their performances.

[Doug]

How many reserves will play for Manu next week if they are happily in fourth place ?

[MKSC]

Looking forward to being up in town for next weeks game. No way I'm going in but I'll be outside screaming abuse at the bastards whatever the outcome.

[LoveItIfWeBeatU]

Whatever the outcome the "lap of thanks" will be interesting next week.

[Karjala]

If Hull win, we draw and the mackems lose both, what are the deciding factors? GD is first, then Goals scored?

[Dave]

If Hull win, we draw and the mackems lose both, what are the deciding factors? GD is first, then Goals scored?

 

Yeah. In that situation Hull are safe no matter what. It would be us or Sunderland, purely based on how many goals they let in during the two defeats. It'd need to be more than four.

[BONTEMPI]

If Hull win, we draw and the mackems lose both, what are the deciding factors? GD is first, then Goals scored?

 

Yeah. In that situation Hull are safe no matter what. It would be us or Sunderland, purely based on how many goals they let in during the two defeats. It'd need to be more than four.

 

Christ, that would be funny if they went down on goal difference.

[afar]

It's all down to Manure, I'm afraid big few games coming up, we desperately need them to have something to play for in the last game of the season. They can still overtake both Manshitty and Arsenal, but if results go the wrong way, no matter what they do against Hull they finish 4th, if that's the situation, no doubt in my mind we are going down as we won't save ourselves and Hull based on the fight they showed today will beat an unmotivated Manure side at home.