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332 members have voted

  1. 1. We going down then or what? 10 - aye, doomed, no hope of salvation / 5 - can't call it / 0 - nah we're sound, can't wait for next season

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      19
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      16
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      18
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      20
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      27
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      22
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      17
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      37
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      25
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      35


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Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox.

 

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the shit up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to shit directly in without a stepladder.

 

 

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Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox.

 

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the s*** up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to s*** directly in without a stepladder.

 

 

 

:lol:

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Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox.

 

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the shit up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to shit directly in without a stepladder.

 

 

 

If he's got one of those brush attachments to the letterbox though it would make one hell of a mess if you could find your way through.

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Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox.

 

Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the s*** up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to s*** directly in without a stepladder.

 

Best thing to do would be to shit into a large piping bag and then pipe that through the letterbox. Would need a fibre supplement though to make sure it's not too runny.

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I'm usually quite positive about us not going down seeing the other shit that is the league, but after all of these signings and we still can't seem to put on a side that wants this. I feel pretty sure this is it, as long as McClaren is the manager this won't work out well.

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We need Southampton to sort themselves out again. Swansea v Norwich too, so even in a best case scenario this weekend we'll only be 3 clear of the drop with a 5 point gap to the next team.

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Even Mick Lowes this morning was saying that if we fail to beat Bournemouth, he can't see how we can escape relegation - that we were sleepwalking to relegation like last time.  Said that some big decisions would be needed this weekend if that happened.

 

Everyone can see it apart from those running the club.

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