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Just to illustrate how pathetic our transfer policy is, our squad cost £108.97m. Meanwhile, Bournemouth, a club who've only spent 8 seasons above the 3rd tier in their 119 year history have a £121.71m squad. :lol:

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Dubravka £4M

Dummett 0

Lascelles £4M

Clark £5M

Yedlin £5M

Kenedy £2M

Diame £5.5M

Shelvey £12M

Ritchie £12M

Perez £1M

Rondon 2M

 

Give or take a few mill more than £50M

 

Banter.

 

Someone needs to mock that up into a twitter/social media graphic.

 

 

Our starting 11 = 1 Richarlison

 

 

This is exactly the image we need - our starting XI with price tags on the left, with Richarlison on the right wearing his price tag and a shit-eating grin. Like Ashley's.

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The issue with the constructive dismissal thing is that Ashley will have been signing Rafas targets, the fat man is just starting at number 27 on his target list, not number 1.

 

With Keegan, the case was based around the Gonzalez loan where he was signed without his knowledge behind his back and he was told to youtube him when he asked WTF.

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Dubravka £4M

Dummett 0

Lascelles £4M

Clark £5M

Yedlin £5M

Kenedy £2M

Diame £5.5M

Shelvey £12M

Ritchie £12M

Perez £1M

Rondon 2M

 

Give or take a few mill more than £50M

 

Banter.

 

Someone needs to mock that up into a twitter/social media graphic.

 

 

Our starting 11 = 1 Richarlison

 

 

This is exactly the image we need - our starting XI with price tags on the left, with Richarlison on the right wearing his price tag and a shit-eating grin. Like Ashley's.

 

Why Richarlison though? We'd be far better off choosing a player that's gone to a team that hasn't consistently finished above us, doesn't have as much of a history, and has small attendances. Bournemouth, Burnley, Huddersfield, Brighton - that sort of thing.

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Rafa must see something I don't, he's looked garb whenever I've seen him

Fernandez? Rafa had him at Napoli, he must think that he has something about him.

 

Swansea fans seem to rate him like.

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Rafa must see something I don't, he's looked garb whenever I've seen him

Fernandez? Rafa had him at Napoli, he must think that he has something about him.

 

Yeah, just seems weird he hasn't exactly been impressive at swansea imo

It's underwhelming af mind, don't get me wrong, but I'm confident in Rafa's ability to improve him. Hoping to god he isn't a lost cause in terms of improvement like the Hoss.
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Dubravka £4M

Dummett 0

Lascelles £4M

Clark £5M

Yedlin £5M

Kenedy £2M

Diame £5.5M

Shelvey £12M

Ritchie £12M

Perez £1M

Rondon 2M

 

Give or take a few mill more than £50M

 

Banter.

 

Someone needs to mock that up into a twitter/social media graphic.

 

 

Our starting 11 = 1 Richarlison

 

 

This is exactly the image we need - our starting XI with price tags on the left, with Richarlison on the right wearing his price tag and a shit-eating grin. Like Ashley's.

 

Why Richarlison though? We'd be far better off choosing a player that's gone to a team that hasn't consistently finished above us, doesn't have as much of a history, and has small attendances. Bournemouth, Burnley, Huddersfield, Brighton - that sort of thing.

 

Because the absurdity of Richarlison being worth more than our entire starting XI...?

 

By all means, if there is a more ridiculous example please share. It will help amuse us in these dark times :anguish:

 

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Dubravka £4M

Dummett 0

Lascelles £4M

Clark £5M

Yedlin £5M

Kenedy £2M

Diame £5.5M

Shelvey £12M

Ritchie £12M

Perez £1M

Rondon 2M

 

Give or take a few mill more than £50M

 

Banter.

 

Someone needs to mock that up into a twitter/social media graphic.

 

 

Our starting 11 = 1 Richarlison

 

 

This is exactly the image we need - our starting XI with price tags on the left, with Richarlison on the right wearing his price tag and a shit-eating grin. Like Ashley's.

 

Why Richarlison though? We'd be far better off choosing a player that's gone to a team that hasn't consistently finished above us, doesn't have as much of a history, and has small attendances. Bournemouth, Burnley, Huddersfield, Brighton - that sort of thing.

 

Because the absurdity of Richarlison being worth more than our entire starting XI...?

 

By all means, if there is a more ridiculous example please share. It will help amuse us in these dark times :anguish:

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To be fair Peters is crap, i really thought our links with him ended after he signed for Stoke.

 

We are obviously pretty desperate for a left back after stringing along the N'Soki deal for two months.

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With hindsight, Ashley will be gutted NUFC have already used up the 2 English league loans. NUFC are now having to actually try to buy squad cover players instead of loaning them. When Lejeune is fit again Ashley will judge NUFC to have 'too many' centre backs on the books (Lascelles, Lejeune, Schär, Clark and Fernandez if his transfer goes through).

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