Collage Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So, he’s written a book called Striker but doesn’t know what it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So, he’s written a book called Striker but doesn’t know what it is. It's the guy who's stabbed himself in the stomach on the touch line rather than spend another game having a ball kicked at his head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Need a special kind of stupid to claim ASM and Almiron are strikers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Gayle’s surely going to be loaned out, no? Not according to Chubby Chekka. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Gayle has spent most of his career trying to prove himself at the top level, he'll be chuffed to get another crack at it. He'll probably get to start a few games as well if Joelinton gets injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Need a special kind of stupid to claim ASM and Almiron are strikers. While i agree i think we're being overly critical, I'm pretty sure it's Joel/Muto at the top, Almiron/ASM as the withdrawn 10, with Gayle backing them up. When he says strikers we're nit picking a bit, a fat bulbous useless pile of shit he still is mind, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So that’s that then managed 2 signings and a loan signing Gayle, Colback and aarons back in the squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So that’s that then managed 2 signings and a loan signing Gayle, Colback and aarons back in the squad. Business as usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Still think we'll sell a purple to balance things out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 So, he’s written a book called Striker but doesn’t know what it is. https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel-293169 So much gold in it. The English Stieg Larsson innit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinoasprilla Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Mulcaster United ??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newintoon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Linked with Elmohamady in the sun, one of Bruce’s favourite cloggers, no thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I can’t see it now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Linked with Elmohamady in the sun, one of Bruce’s favourite cloggers, no thanks Laziest link of the summer. Unless we can sell Yedlin I don’t think the club would sign off another RWB. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I would be surprised if he didn't move for El Mohamedy - he loves him. I quite like Elmo. If you do buy him you'll get to see Bruce's weirdest tactical innovation - big diagonal lug up the park from the keeper for Elmo to ping into the box. Weird. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 He’s 31, unless Villa are prepared to send him out on loan then he’s not coming here because he’s too old for the club to buy. If it wasn’t clear before he joined, it should be clear by the players we have signed, that Bruce is being told who we are buying and has no say in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I’ve rated him as an average wing-back but surely past it as a Premier League level one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Linked with Elmohamady in the sun, one of Bruce’s favourite cloggers, no thanks Thank God he's just a big desperate puppet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 He’s 31, unless Villa are prepared to send him out on loan then he’s not coming here because he’s too old for the club to buy. If it wasn’t clear before he joined, it should be clear by the players we have signed, that Bruce is being told who we are buying and has no say in it. They will give him the odd one as long as they're cheap or free I reckon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yerdas El Savon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 It’s just that Alan Nixon making stuff up again. Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 I would be surprised if he didn't move for El Mohamedy - he loves him. I quite like Elmo. If you do buy him you'll get to see Bruce's weirdest tactical innovation - big diagonal lug up the park from the keeper for Elmo to ping into the box. Weird. If you think that was weird, imagine the same hoof aimed at Papisse Cisse instructed to go wide as a makeshift winger with no one in the middle to receive the ping-on. I give you....El Pardiola! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Baahahahahahaaha https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9648450/newcastle-bruce-fight-elmohamady-transfer-villa/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Jordan Ibe ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Bruce has had problems with the way his scouting team look for younger talent, as he eyes up more mature players like Elmohamady and James McCarthy. Nah, this is bollocks. Nobody signs up to replace Rafa Benitez as Newcastle United manger without full knowledge of the stupid restrictions Ashley has installed. I mean, you'd have to be fucking fool otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 3, 2019 Share Posted August 3, 2019 Ibe will get games while David Brooks is out for a couple of months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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