Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, Rocker said: He got an infection after his operation. He's going to be out for months and months. Aye - probably got it of the leeches used treat the wound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishops Finger Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Aye - probably got it of the leeches used treat the wound. Don't think our medical team are that far advanced yet. Probably just bludgeoned it with a club or something Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bishops Finger said: Don't think our medical team are that far advanced yet. Probably just bludgeoned it with a club or something Probably favoured amputation followed by cauterising with fire, and one of those new fangled leech doctors stepped in telling Ashley that keeping Dubs foot saves money rather than having to buy a whole new goalkeeper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: If we can’t improve the squad then a simple upgrade in the dugout would see at least a 20% improvement overall. This is Bruce's 3rd year in charge and he's had enough time to bring in his own players so he really has no excuse if he's not got the right players to do the job he wants. No one told him to waste resources on Krafth or Hendrick. Or Lewis and Joelinton for that matter. He has got backing, if he's producing rotten football, it has to be on him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 22/08/2021 at 06:01, Kanji said: Is Hayden hurt? We really need to sign Kamara. Wish we’d throw in an offer for Praet at Leicester because a midfield 3 of Kamara, Praet and Willock would be class. we’ll be grandads and Kanji will still be banging the Praet drum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Aye - probably got it of the leeches used treat the wound. Cut a hole in his skull to let the evil spirits out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bishops Finger said: Don't think our medical team are that far advanced yet. Probably just bludgeoned it with a club or something Kathy Bates in Misery style?? Wouldnt surprise me. Edited August 23, 2021 by Lazarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Kathy Bates in Misery style?? Wouldnt surprise me. Book or Film? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Never read the book so film. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Lazarus said: Never read the book so film. Replace sledge hammer with an axe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, gjohnson said: Replace sledge hammer with an axe Aah... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Aah... And the sheriff has a much more unpleasant ending Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Looking to sign Phil Jones from Man U It can't get much worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, jackyboy said: Looking to sign Phil Jones from Man U It can't get much worse Oh it can... and it will... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 He'd certainly improve our defence if we got him fit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Just now, joeyt said: He'd certainly improve our defence if we got him fit I flip between the thoughts that he'd be our best defender by some distance to he's completely finished... especially once i think of his face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Dokko said: I flip between the thoughts that he'd be our best defender by some distance to he's completely finished... especially once i think of his face. When it comes to Newcastle, those 2 things aren't mutually exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Yeah Jones could go either way. Like someone else said, could come in and be our best defender, but equally it could be another Danny Rose situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 He'll be shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 How many times do these players coming down and injury prone turn around? Walcott has contributed I guess? It is amazing we would happily gamble here but have seemed to repeatedly snubbed Willems coming back. He is a proven commodity and fit for us. He has to be finished at the top level or surely we would offer him a Carroll-esque pay as you play deal. In both cases banging on about the 25 man squad being full, we can't be gambling on someone that might be a complete waste of a spot. More excuses for getting no one else in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Man United’s cast off defenders have mostly tended to be actually quite decent when they go to other teams. Evans is the obvious example but there’s also Michael Keane, Smalling is doing ok in Italy, Blind has done well at Ajax. There’s probably loads am leaving out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergenMagpie Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: Yeah Jones could go either way. Like someone else said, could come in and be our best defender, but equally it could be another Danny Rose situation. At least his facial expressions will increase the comedic effect whenever we concede a goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Imagine getting rid of Lejeune to bring fucking Phil Jones in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 37 minutes ago, Fantail Breeze said: Imagine getting rid of Lejeune to bring fucking Phil Jones in. I don’t even think he would be a Lejeune replacement. Fully expecting the fat pest to get shot of Schar if he brings a defender in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 Jones signing man, that would be peak Bruce, fuck off. He is shitter than anything we have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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