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Whether it was seeing ABBA yesterday or not that reminded me but since we were first linked with him I’ve always thought a song to Chiquitita was the obvious one ??‍♂️ 

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2 hours ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Talking of unleashing the beast, the devil makes work for idle hands… 

Original ‘tune’: 

? Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

We love you. 

 

And, our

Pretty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

loves us too.

 

High, low, anywhere we go

on Chitty Chitty we depend.

Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Our fine four fendered friend. ? 

 

To… “toon tune” ?

Oh you Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

We love you! 

 

And, our 

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Loves us too! 

 

Home, away, everywhere we go

on Ekitike-tike we depend.

Bang bang Ekitike-tike-bang-bang

Our French goal scoring friend! 

 

 

 

There is an excess tike in there, in my opinion. E-Ke-Ti-Ke is the same as Chi-Ti-Chi-Ti

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44 minutes ago, LFEE said:

Whether it was seeing ABBA yesterday or not that reminded me but since we were first linked with him I’ve always thought a song to Chiquitita was the obvious one ??‍♂️ 

Ekitike give us a wave. After the game we'll go to a ra-ave.

Get high, in the sky,  oh chiquitita, wat was your name?

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On 02/06/2022 at 16:56, Optimistic Nut said:

 

 

 

 


Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Wood, beautiful.

Wilson, even more beautiful. Hahaha.

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

etc 

 

 

 

 

 

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Expectations:

"You can do a flick,

An overhead kick,

As long as it goes in, we'll understand...

Score 'em with your feet,

your body or your heed,

Newcastle is where you become a man.

So don't fail my heart,

My Ekitike heart,

I just don't think it'd understand,

If you fail my heart,

My Ekitike heart,

We'll sell you down the road to Sunderland!"

 

Reality, we'll keep it simple and go:

"Hugo Ek-ki-tee-kay

Hugo Ek-ki-tee-kay,

Hugo Ek-ki-tee-kaaaaaaaay

That nobody can deny!

That nobody can deny!

That nobody can deny!"

(To the tune of that Binley Mega Chippy song - which, granted, is just "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"[emoji38])

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17 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said:

How longs he on French U20 duty?

Until the 12th June at least as I’m sure there’s a 3rd place playoff regardless whether they win/lose their semi final.

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19 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:


Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Wood, beautiful.

Wilson, even more beautiful. Hahaha.

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

Bow bow, oh yeah, Ekitike

etc 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the one!

 

oooooOOOO OW OW, EKI..EKITIKE!

 

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Just now, jack j said:

Just know it will be his name to the tune of seven nation army

Original as fuck


Just ‘Hugo, Hugo’ surely.

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Guest HTT II

If I’m him, I’d want to be playing first team football at his age. If he does sign I can see him in ASM’s position or we will be moving to a front 3. 

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1 minute ago, The Prophet said:

Fits with everything else being reported i.e we're still negotiating personal terms with his agent. 


No was reported he’d agreed in principal to join, I’d assume at that point there wouldn’t be much left to iron out.

 

The fact it hasn’t happened already is down to that tournament he’s playing. Once it’s over he’ll be announced.

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Anything can happen before pen hits paper, and nothing will happen till after the tourney. I get it being reported as a done deal so people are confident but am amazed by the confidence of some that it has already definitely happened. We've all been here on transfers, the player may change mind, get better offer and even if verbally he has signed he isn't legally bound till pen is on paper. I am not bothered, we will find someone else, and it does look like this is happening, but don't understand quotes like above saying it's a certainty. 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Dr Jinx said:


No was reported he’d agreed in principal to join, I’d assume at that point there wouldn’t be much left to iron out.

 

The fact it hasn’t happened already is down to that tournament he’s playing. Once it’s over he’ll be announced.

 

I assumed agreed in principle would be subject to agreeing the finer personal terms and agents fees, along with passing a medical.

 

 

Edited by The Prophet

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Guest HTT II

He seems a talent, but I wouldn’t be too bothered if he didn’t sign for us. Same with many others we are linked with, mainly because I know next to fuck all about them or have not seen many of them play much.

 

 

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