Bruno Guimarães - NUFC CUP WINNING CAPTAIN

[LiquidAK]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:24, FloydianMag said:

Broadband speeds are shite though

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Bruno's Twitch career dead on arrival 

[Kid Icarus]

  On 19/04/2024 at 15:09, Adam said:

 

Casual £22k a month mortgage...

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Realising that's a massively smaller percentage of his pay than mine is to my mortgage

[TheGuv]

He currently rents the one in front, so would make sense…

 

Gordon just bought one for £3m on Moor Lane as well. 

[Lazarus]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:13, Groundhog63 said:

Fuck cleaning the weeds out of that block paving. 

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Get Dan the man to do it.

[gbandit]

What’s the average birth rate for footballer’s wives at the top level? Must be really high surely as these houses only make sense if you’ve got a geet massive family 

[Ikon]

He’s irreplaceable as a player, he is irreplaceable as a character most of all. We love him me and you. Don’t think I’ve liked a player as much since HBA. His personality just takes it to the next level. 

 

 

Edited April 19, 2024 by Ikon

[Coffee_Johnny]

  On 19/04/2024 at 14:56, Lazarus said:

Wonder if its this?

 

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/126819749#/?channel=RES_BUY

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Hope he has a weapon for the pistol range, especially now you have alerted the Croatian burglars. 

[Tiresias]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:34, Kid Icarus said:

Realising that's a massively smaller percentage of his pay than mine is to my mortgage

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What kind of fan are you not donating the rest of of your pay to help bruno afford it too

[Lazarus]

  On 19/04/2024 at 18:45, Coffee_Johnny said:

Hope he has a weapon for the pistol range, especially now you have alerted the Croatian burglars. 

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He has. Its called 'Big Joe'.

[Stifler]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:51, TheGuv said:

He currently rents the one in front, so would make sense…

 

Gordon just bought one for £3m on Moor Lane as well. 

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Just released that I did work on both of them.

[Tiresias]

man just scrolled back through teh early days of this thread and all the huge excitement at how good bruno could be and yet somehow he has turned out better

[Tsunami]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:51, TheGuv said:

He currently rents the one in front, so would make sense…

 

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He does, Edward’s has put 2 and 2 together and come up with 5.

[duo]

Tis a good sign for sure

[Tsunami]

  On 19/04/2024 at 20:30, duo said:

Tis a good sign for sure

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It’s not true.

[duo]

Really?

[Lordshola]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:13, Groundhog63 said:

Fuck cleaning the weeds out of that block paving. 

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And for that reason, I wouldn’t buy it 

[Mag3.14]

  On 19/04/2024 at 16:34, Kid Icarus said:

Realising that's a massively smaller percentage of his pay than mine is to my mortgage

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Its about 15% of his weekly wage - same amount a week I spend on beer!!  

[timeEd32]

Don’t like that

 

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When Guimaraes signed his new five-year contract at St James’ Park, a release clause was included, which is quite rare for Newcastle. But 90min understands there is also a verbal agreement in place that Guimaraes will be allowed to talk to Champions League clubs, and that offers below his release clause will be engaged with providing they exceed £80m.

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[FloydianMag]

  On 20/04/2024 at 11:59, timeEd32 said:

Don’t like that

 

 

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90 Min, must be true.

[80]

  On 20/04/2024 at 11:59, timeEd32 said:

Don’t like that

 

 

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Paying much attention to this kind of chat gives no benefit whatsoever. The club probably has made a gentlemen's agreement with Bruno, because we're (apparently) run by gentlemen and Bruno's a gentleman. He probably doesn't want to feel trapped here and is more likely to want to voluntarily stay if we don't set ourselves up to look like a prison which would hang his career out to dry even if we're finishing bottom half. All the same it doesn't mean any particular outcome is inevitable.

 

On a separate note - and I hope this warning never ends up being necessary - people would be wise to remember our club has a rich history of anonymously trashing a player's character when it wants to sell them but doesn't want to be held responsible by the fans for their departure. "Greedy cunts" etc. Don't let yourselves be taken for mugs, think about who benefits from stories.

[Skeletor]

  On 20/04/2024 at 12:30, 80 said:

Paying much attention to this kind of chat gives no benefit whatsoever. The club probably has made a gentlemen's agreement with Bruno, because we're (apparently) run by gentlemen and Bruno's a gentleman. He probably doesn't want to feel trapped here and is more likely to want to voluntarily stay if we don't set ourselves up to look like a prison which would hang his career out to dry even if we're finishing bottom half. All the same it doesn't mean any particular outcome is inevitable.

 

On a separate note - and I hope this warning never ends up being necessary - people would be wise to remember our club has a rich history of anonymously trashing a player's character when it wants to sell them but doesn't want to be held responsible by the fans for their departure. "Greedy cunts" etc. Don't let yourselves be taken for mugs, think about who benefits from stories.

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This club, but not this regime (so far).

[80]

  On 20/04/2024 at 12:36, Skeletor said:

 

This club, but not this regime (so far).

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Yeah totally, and I'm optimistic. Just, we've not really seen them in that kind of dilemma yet. Most of the original talk was about how the club needs to sell to finance other signings, so it's just interesting how lately the conversation has moved on to release clauses and 'can we keep him happy here?'.

 

Like I said, hopefully what I was saying ends up being totally irrelevant, but it's always worth keeping in mind.

[Skeletor]

  On 20/04/2024 at 12:46, 80 said:

Yeah totally, and I'm optimistic. Just, we've not really seen them in that kind of dilemma yet. Most of the original talk was about how the club needs to sell to finance other signings, so it's just interesting how lately the conversation has moved on to release clauses and 'can we keep him happy here?'.

 

Like I said, hopefully what I was saying ends up being totally irrelevant, but it's always worth keeping in mind.

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Well they've never been one to sell their major assets in any venture. Also this club bluffs a lot these days, so saying we need to sell to buy could just be a negotiating tactic.

[Tiresias]

At the end of the day it's just up to Bruno. He seems very happy here to me.

[80]

  On 20/04/2024 at 12:48, Skeletor said:

 

Well they've never been one to sell their major assets in any venture. Also this club bluffs a lot these days, so saying we need to sell to buy could just be a negotiating tactic.

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PIF you mean? To be fair, they've never worked in an industry with weirdly corrupt, profit limiting rules before where they're not the ones rigging the rules.

 

To be clear, I'm not saying they're up to some Mike Ashley-style smash and grab to earn a few quid. But I could imagine them taking the view FFP means we need to move Bruno on, but also thinking the fans are too thick to understand that decision, and concluding they need to implement some preventative PR crisis management in advance.