Captain Steak Bakes (now managing Blackpool/revising history)

[The Prophet]

Luke Edwards piping off Steve Bruce on a slow news day? I'd rather not ruin my Friday like that.

[Interpolic]

The bit at the end where he rates his managerial jobs is quite funny. Just relentless (presumably unprompted) moaning

 

Otherwise the article is pathetic, from both parties, as you'd expect. 

[Disco]

Come on Boro

[The Prophet]

...and it's all over social media. NUFC's favourite bald antagonist wins again.

[ScottishMagpie]

Was in a good mood, looking forward to heading down for the game tonight, and went and read that. 

[The Prophet]

Does Edwards ask him about our strict budget or our interest in Jack Harrison? I wish he'd mention both more.

[NEEJ]

Stop being mean to Steve! He's a lovely lad from Wallsend, man! 

[joeyt]

Of course Pep and Arteta want Bruce in the Prem because it's their easiest two games of the season

[Ste]

Name dropping cabbage headed cunt. 

[GEFAFWISP]

Just fact checked his Huddersfield claim as I was sure it would be bollocks. They were 1st for one gameday half way through season, sold Stewart when they were 5th with 17/18 games to go and they finished 8th...

 

I don't respect him as a man, let alone a manager at the highest level of football.

[Manxst]

12 minutes ago, joeyt said:

Of course Pep and Arteta want Bruce in the Prem because it's their easiest two games of the season

Does the best post game bacon butties too, apparently…

[TheBrownBottle]

Luke Edwards taking part in another character assassination of our support.  He’s such a massive cunt that even Jonathan Liew can comfortably hammer the fucker on Twitter.

 

Genuinely wish he’d just pack his bags and fuck off out of the NE so that we’re not on his ‘patch’.  Pretty much every club Bruce has managed hates the useless fucker. 

 

 

Edited July 29, 2022 by TheBrownBottle

[TheBrownBottle]

Imagine writing for the Torygraph and still being the biggest wanker on the staff.  It’s quite an achievement 

[JUICE690]

“How’s the Bacon?”.

[Groundhog63]

Even the makems are laughing at him 

 

Thread 'Steve Bruce' https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/steve-bruce.1584829/

[Abacus]

It's one big excuse for coming back into management after his cry-baby and overly well rewarded exit. No mention of the mess he left behind. He deserves no sympathy and pitiless criticism.

 

Mind, it's pretty hilarious reading his list of non-achievements and the excuses he makes every single time.

 

He's also typically inaccurate with the Lego headed dolt Arteta calling him the most important manager of the last 20 years. It was 100 years  - even Bruce must know he was talking out of his arse there.

 

And the West Brom bit at the end - mentioned their record low finish in 10th last season and his job being to change that, distancing himself from the fact he caused that finish in the first place.

 

Best of all, his voice being hoarse from shouting in training (one-fawty two! one-fawty three!). Clearly stung by the correct criticism that his training is hopeless and trying to get his message out that he isn't just a lazy inept loafer.

 

It's a disgraceful article that says nothing except defending a pal of the writer. Despite the subject of the article having never achieved anything and having nothing  of interest to say.

[Abacus]

Mind, I did like the bit that put Sunderland in the same bracket as Wigan and Hull 

[Nobody]

38 minutes ago, GEFAFWISP said:

Just fact checked his Huddersfield claim as I was sure it would be bollocks. They were 1st for one gameday half way through season, sold Stewart when they were 5th with 17/18 games to go and they finished 8th...

 

I don't respect him as a man, let alone a manager at the highest level of football.

That Aston Villa 4 wins in 54 doesn't sound quite right neither. @brummiewill probably have something to say about it. 

[Manxst]

Fighting “tooth and nail” to keep Grealish when he’d tried to swap him for Jordan Rhodes the season before, and indeed had been “hawking him around Premier clubs” that very same season in order to raise funds.

[The Prophet]

 

 

That original Tweet man, get off your knees Luke.

[54]

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Bruce's best XI

Chris Kirkland (Wigan);
Wes Brown (Sunderland), Harry Maguire (Hull City), John Terry (Aston Villa), Andy Robertson (Hull City);
Lee Cattermole (Wigan & Sunderland), Wilson Palacios (Wigan), Jack Grealish (Aston Villa), Antonio Valencia (Wigan);
Christophe Duggary (Birmingham), Allan Saint Maximan (Newcastle).

Subs: Alan McGregor (Hull), Matthew Upson (Birmingham), Jake Livermore (Hull), Tom Huddlestone (Hull), Emile Heskey (Wigan), Robbie Savage (Birmingham), John Mensah (Sunderland).

 

That team, according to RTG apparently only one player he didn't sign himself (Grealish)  

 

Also, Darren Bent not being on the list is pretty hilarious give he's the one who pretty much kept him at Sunderland as long as he did.

[Comegetasample]

I refuse to believe Pep, Mourinho and Wenger rang him up after he was sacked to offer their support.......just pure unadulterated bullshit. 

[Guest HTT II]

7 minutes ago, Comegetasample said:

I refuse to believe Pep, Mourinho and Wenger rang him up after he was sacked to offer their support.......just pure unadulterated bullshit. 

He probably mistook the kebab shop delivery drivers as them!

[elbee909]

It reminds me of the Alan Partridge biography. Might as well end 'needless to say, I had the last laugh'.

[Guest HTT II]

1 minute ago, elbee909 said:

It reminds me of the Alan Partridge biography. Might as well end 'needless to say, I had the last pay-off