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On the few days this beached whale could be bothered to turn up to work, apparently he'd wear this

 

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For motivation he'd keep pointing his medals, to remind everyone of all the Premier League titles and FA Cups he had won as a player. Apparently Bruce doesn't recognise the League Cup as an actual honour. 

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36 minutes ago, midds said:

I think it's the fact he deliberately neglected one of the best performing squads in the League so quickly and transformed it into an utter mess that couldn't function that really irritates me the most. The squad he inherited has organisation, knowhow and had started to click offensively once Almiron had bedded in, it was a top 8 (performing) squad. Within 9 months they're a shambles and all of the positives had been banished or disappeared under his gormless 'leadership'. He was such a fucking moron that it almost seems deliberate in hindsight, even a bad manager recognises the qualities and tries to just keep it going, this cunt wrecked it from the off.

 

He's so relentlessly shit, disingenuous, cowardly and arrogant about his time here I don't ever want to read from the horrible fat cunt ever again, can't wait to take a massive hot shit on his fucking grave tbph

[emoji38] a fkin hot shit man, haha get in 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, midds said:

I think it's the fact he deliberately neglected one of the best performing squads in the League so quickly and transformed it into an utter mess that couldn't function that really irritates me the most. The squad he inherited has organisation, knowhow and had started to click offensively once Almiron had bedded in, it was a top 8 (performing) squad. Within 9 months they're a shambles and all of the positives had been banished or disappeared under his gormless 'leadership'. He was such a fucking moron that it almost seems deliberate in hindsight, even a bad manager recognises the qualities and tries to just keep it going, this cunt wrecked it from the off.

 

He's so relentlessly shit, disingenuous, cowardly and arrogant about his time here I don't ever want to read from the horrible fat cunt ever again, can't wait to take a massive hot shit on his fucking grave tbph


Magnificent!

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He's not only a shit manager and a shit person, he's an absolute liar.

 

He was sacked 2 years ago so he didn't have Sean almost 5 years ago.

 

He had him 4 years ago and had him for 2 years and did nowt to help him.

 

The waste of space can't even make the connection that Longstaff was good before him and has been good after him.

 

No idea where he's made these comments but it's frustrating that no one challenges him on it.

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6 hours ago, midds said:

I think it's the fact he deliberately neglected one of the best performing squads in the League so quickly and transformed it into an utter mess that couldn't function that really irritates me the most. The squad he inherited has organisation, knowhow and had started to click offensively once Almiron had bedded in, it was a top 8 (performing) squad. Within 9 months they're a shambles and all of the positives had been banished or disappeared under his gormless 'leadership'. He was such a fucking moron that it almost seems deliberate in hindsight, even a bad manager recognises the qualities and tries to just keep it going, this cunt wrecked it from the off.

 

He's so relentlessly shit, disingenuous, cowardly and arrogant about his time here I don't ever want to read from the horrible fat cunt ever again, can't wait to take a massive hot shit on his fucking grave tbph

 

You say that but hes the only manager to bamboozle Pep and his scouts about our style of play.

 

Ahead of his time tbh.

 

Spoiler

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Good to see WBA doing well. They've won 5 of their last 6 games, or 22 points from their last 10 games, currently in 5th after Southampton went back above them this evening. 8 clean sheets in their last 11 games as well.

 

Big game on Sky at 12.30pm on Saturday at home to Leicester, who have stuttered a bit recently. Obviously no PL match on TNT / BT at that time as our match was moved to 8pm, so I will definitely tune in. Hopefully they keep doing well, as if so, with them Leicester, Ipswich Leeds, and Southampton, it will be pretty hard for Sunderland to get top 6. They actually play Sunderland a week on Saturday.

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1 hour ago, Paullow said:

Good to see WBA doing well. They've won 5 of their last 6 games, or 22 points from their last 10 games, currently in 5th after Southampton went back above them this evening. 8 clean sheets in their last 11 games as well.

 

Big game on Sky at 12.30pm on Saturday at home to Leicester, who have stuttered a bit recently. Obviously no PL match on TNT / BT at that time as our match was moved to 8pm, so I will definitely tune in. Hopefully they keep doing well, as if so, with them Leicester, Ipswich Leeds, and Southampton, it will be pretty hard for Sunderland to get top 6. They actually play Sunderland a week on Saturday.

I quite like WBA, they’re a natural top division club (both in terms of history and average attendances), the only time I’ve enjoyed seeing them lose was under that fraud.  Good to see that they’re recovering after his tenure. 

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2 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

I quite like WBA, they’re a natural top division club (both in terms of history and average attendances), the only time I’ve enjoyed seeing them lose was under that fraud.  Good to see that they’re recovering after his tenure. 


What about under The King and Boss Nass?

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Always liked WBA from my days of yoof. Cunningham, Regis etc etc. I thought they were class. 

The club, tho, blotted their copy book the way they handled Darren Moore appallingly. 

Pleased they're doing well tho and Moore is working well at Huddersfield. 

Both clubs, like ourselves, blighted by the appearance of the 25 stone walnut whip in the dug out. 

Shared shame, as it were. 

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57 minutes ago, Dandy Man said:

 

"I'm itching to go back in, not necessarily as a manager. I wouldn't mind helping a young manager, helping a club in any way.

 

"I'd like to think that after 46 years, if someone asked me a question about football, I'd be able to answer it.

 

"I'd like to get back involved in some capacity. If it's management, great. If it's not, that's also fine.

 

"Maybe consultancy, something along those lines. That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig."

 

 

More deluded than ever.

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"That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig."

 

Aye, all the fun of being involved in a football club without any of the hassle of having to get up and into the training ground for 10am of a morning at least two days a week. Free ticket and a slap up meal with wine on a Saturday, feet up rest of the time, maybe a little meeting with the manager once a week to pass on his so called nuggets of wisdom. Bet they'll be queueing round the block to get him in.

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Just now, Pilko said:

"That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig."

 

Aye, all the fun of being involved in a football club without any of the hassle of having to get up and into the training ground for 10am of a morning at least two days a week. Free ticket and a slap up meal with wine on a Saturday, feet up rest of the time, maybe a little meeting with the manager once a week to pass on his so called nuggets of wisdom. Bet they'll be queueing round the block to get him in.

Exactly. That's him down to a tee - maximum coin, minimum effort and accountability. Bet he's already earmarked how he'll spend his compensation lump from the next set of fucking mugs daft enough to employ the shithouse cunt

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4 hours ago, Yorkie said:

 

"I'm itching to go back in, not necessarily as a manager. I wouldn't mind helping a young manager, helping a club in any way.

 

"I'd like to think that after 46 years, if someone asked me a question about football, I'd be able to answer it.

 

"I'd like to get back involved in some capacity. If it's management, great. If it's not, that's also fine.

 

"Maybe consultancy, something along those lines. That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig."

 

 

More deluded than ever.

I had to click on the link to see if those quotes were real because I couldn't believe it. Good god.

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Worst imposter manager we’ve ever had. Total charlatan, narcissist and know showing signs of senile dementia to boot! He’s a menace to society and kebab shops. Cunt should never be allowed near football ever again. If some mug does let him back in they deserve the slug of a man and all the shit that will follow him! 

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14 hours ago, Yorkie said:

 

"I'm itching to go back in, not necessarily as a manager. I wouldn't mind helping a young manager, helping a club in any way.

 

"I'd like to think that after 46 years, if someone asked me a question about football, I'd be able to answer it.

 

"I'd like to get back involved in some capacity. If it's management, great. If it's not, that's also fine.

 

"Maybe consultancy, something along those lines. That sporting director role rings a nice bell for me. I think that would be a nice gig."

 

 

More deluded than ever.

You're already helping clubs in 'any way' by staying the fuck away you utter shitstain.

 

And, as for a question about football, how about having a go answering this; 'As an ex centre-half, how blind fucking were you not see to a player in Fabian Schar?' Thanks.

 

The ego on this prick knows no bounds.

 

His only constant is failure and yet he thinks the rest of the profession should keep funding that because he fancies a cushy gig.

 

More fool the person who employs him next.

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On 01/12/2023 at 09:34, Minhosa said:

You're already helping clubs in 'any way' by staying the fuck away you utter shitstain.

 

And, as for a question about football, how about having a go answering this; 'As an ex centre-half, how blind fucking were you not see to a player in Fabian Schar?' Thanks.

 

The ego on this prick knows no bounds.

 

His only constant is failure and yet he thinks the rest of the profession should keep funding that because he fancies a cushy gig.

 

More fool the person who employs him next.

I didn’t see his interview until now, I think a part of me wants to forget the scenty bottled cunt never existed.


So much to unpack here, not least the greed of the wanker after trousering £8m from his mate Mike’s sinister pay off scheme for him and Charnley.

 

Your Schar point is spot on, he’s a fucking imbecile.

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