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6 hours ago, Disco said:


Sinners from 10am with trebs and vile strippers for a young innocent Uncle Discman.
 

 

Fucking hell, I was in Sinners before the 5-1 Halloween game. What a day from start to finish 😁

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Kind of feels like part of the derby day ritual drinking jagerbombs at 9am in front of a couple of chicken dippers. No idea where you'd go for that nowadays other than the actual rippers itself.

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1 hour ago, pinkeye said:

Does anywhere in town still have pre-match "entertainment" these days?

 

Asking for a friend.

Mad Mick at the Wonderbar. So I've been told anyway 👙🍺😉

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8 hours ago, Pilko said:

Kind of feels like part of the derby day ritual drinking jagerbombs at 9am in front of a couple of chicken dippers. No idea where you'd go for that nowadays other than the actual rippers itself.


Vaults used to be my go to. 
 

Greggs for a steak bake and a chicken bake. Ladbrokes to put an acca on and play the roulette waiting for Vaults to open. Get in there for £2 a pint and the rippers. 
 

I’d like to say I’m more cultured these days and I look back on that and shake my head. But I’d be lying. It was fucking class, TBH :lol: 

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Now that we're firmly in The Derby Build Up™️ period I'd like to take the opportunity to express how much I detest those mutants for hijacking and ruining my enjoyment of I Can't Help Falling In Love by Elvis. I really want to sing along to it but I don't want to grow a sixth finger or become sexually attracted to seagulls 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Moose said:

Now that we're firmly in The Derby Build Up™️ period I'd like to take the opportunity to express how much I detest those mutants for hijacking and ruining my enjoyment of I Can't Help Falling In Love by Elvis. I really want to sing along to it but I don't want to grow a sixth finger or become sexually attracted to seagulls 

 

 

 


Aye. It’s my favourite song of his. 
 

I know they’ve played it for quite a while. But I never remembered them belting a out few lines of it and it being such a forced, pre-match ritual. That feels fairly recent? 

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Just now, Lush Vlad said:


Aye. It’s my favourite song of his. 
 

I know they’ve played it for quite a while. But I never remembered them belting a out few lines of it and it being such a forced, pre-match ritual. That feels fairly recent? 

 

There's that great scene on the Netflix documentary after Burton relegated them where they're singing along to it in tears, I thought it was just a one off karaoke, but no, apparently they've claimed it as their own, I think they have a fanzine or podcast called Wise Men Say.

 

It's a small comfort knowing that Elvis died completely unaware of the existence of that hovel 

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Sam Jack's was the one.

 

Nothing quite like watching some sexual deviant get exposed on Chatroulette whilst gawping at the scantily clad dancers.

 

We used to be a proper country.

 

 

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They just join in/make it a "thing" now they're "good" again. I used to get to their place scouting fairly often when they were in leyg one and it was definitely played before games then, but no-one gave a fuck 

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Sam Jacks pre-match was basically:

 

Strippers dancing

Music

Strippers dancing

Strippers dancing again

A bit more music

Strippers yet again

A home fan doing the pint drinking challenge with an away fan and trying not to throw up

Strippers dancing

Music

One bloke singing Magpie Ranger 

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Just now, Fak said:

Sam Jacks pre-match was basically:

 

Strippers dancing

Music

Strippers dancing

Strippers dancing again

A bit more music

Strippers yet again

A home fan doing the pint drinking challenge with an away fan and trying not to throw up

Strippers dancing

Music

One bloke singing Magpie Ranger 

 

And it was mint

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2 minutes ago, Fak said:

Sam Jacks pre-match was basically:

 

Strippers dancing

Music

Strippers dancing

Strippers dancing again

A bit more music

Strippers yet again

A home fan doing the pint drinking challenge with an away fan and trying not to throw up

Strippers dancing

Music

One bloke singing Magpie Ranger 


Didn’t a Blackpool fan do the pint challenge in about 30 seconds once? 
 

I remember a young Spurs lad doing it and just chundering on stage into a bin in front of a packed house :lol: 

 

Didn’t they have a dentist chair on the stage and at one point, a buckin’ bronco in the corner? 

 

Halcyon days, these. Take me back. 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:


Didn’t a Blackpool fan do the pint challenge in about 30 seconds once? 
 

I remember a young Spurs lad doing it and just chundering on stage into a bin in front of a packed house :lol: 

 

Didn’t they have a dentist chair on the stage and at one point, a buckin’ bronco in the corner? 

 

Halcyon days, these. Take me back. 
 

 

 

If he did that pint drinking challenge within minutes you can absolutely guarantee he spent the match swaying about without a clue what was going on. :lol:

 

It was great when you saw someone retching. Everyone watching going "oooooooooohhhhhh......WEYYYYYY!" 

 

Think the pint of lemonade swiftly followed by the milk would be what would absolutely kill me off. 

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36 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:


Vaults used to be my go to. 
 

Greggs for a steak bake and a chicken bake. Ladbrokes to put an acca on and play the roulette waiting for Vaults to open. Get in there for £2 a pint and the rippers. 
 

I’d like to say I’m more cultured these days and I look back on that and shake my head. But I’d be lying. It was fucking class, TBH :lol: 


Used to go there post-game every game late 2000s.

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Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the strippers they've seen over the years? Like, did they settle down. Find love. New career. Do I pass them in the street. Where do they go? 

 

Might just be me. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Dokko said:

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the strippers they've seen over the years? Like, did they settle down. Find love. New career. Do I pass the in the street. Where do they go? 

 

Might just be me. 

 

Think @Kilcline said his mams moved on and got an A-level in Travel and Tourism now

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30 minutes ago, Fak said:

Sam Jacks pre-match was basically:

 

Strippers dancing

Music

Strippers dancing

Strippers dancing again

A bit more music

Strippers yet again

A home fan doing the pint drinking challenge with an away fan and trying not to throw up

Strippers dancing

Music

One bloke singing Magpie Ranger 


Where was the place on Bigg market that had Daftys do a shot of something that would curdle upon them downing something else and spew up?

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21 minutes ago, Dokko said:

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the strippers they've seen over the years? Like, did they settle down. Find love. New career. Do I pass them in the street. Where do they go? 

 

Might just be me. 

 

 

 


I know a lass who was a lapdancer 

 

She’s happily married with two kids now and even if she was the one paying me the £’s I wouldn’t give her permission to rub her chebs in my kipper.

 

Nice lass though, don’t get me wrong.

 

 

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