Memberships (2025/26)

[Whitley mag]

2 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

 

Worth every penny to get that content

 

 

 

 

 

 

A picture that’s shows everything to despise about the modern fan. 
 

Opposition player celebrates in front of home fans, you’d expect wanker signs, blokes with angry faces, but nah gormless goons, smiling with their phones out.

 

There’s something seriously lacking with this generation.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Just looking at a few of the polls in the ticket thread about ballot success, seems just over a 90% failure rate. 

 

Roughly speaking that would mean members who apply to every home game (ballot only) could only expect access to 2 or 3 tickets a season, many will be less. 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by AyeDubbleYoo

[Slim]

Just forgot ballots general sale is where most success will be 

[Sima]

On 11/09/2025 at 15:52, patrone said:

Meanwhile Manc derby TKTS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was in the 93:20 Lounge for our game down there last season.  It's just a cleaner Bar 1892.

 

Four grand  

[AyeDubbleYoo]

2 hours ago, Slim said:

Just forgot ballots general sale is where most success will be 

Yeah of course, but it would be interesting to know if people know when they pay their £40 they might only get to 2 games. 

[El Prontonise]

2 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Yeah of course, but it would be interesting to know if people know when they pay their £40 they might only get to 2 games. 

 

I know a few people who got zero last year.

[maybe_next_year]

On 11/09/2025 at 15:16, bobbydazzla said:

 

Piss for lasses, jizz for lads

 

Compilation of Fabian Schar's cross field passes available to help those that need visual support. 

[LFEE]

35 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Yeah of course, but it would be interesting to know if people know when they pay their £40 they might only get to 2 games. 

Do you need to be a member or have a paid membership for general sale?

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, LFEE said:

Do you need to be a member or have a paid membership for general sale?

Paid member 

[LFEE]

Just now, bobbydazzla said:

Paid member 

 

So basically 4 nonce coffees to potentially gain 19+ tickets. I’d say a bargain TBH.

[bobbydazzla]

6 minutes ago, LFEE said:

 

So basically 4 nonce coffees to potentially gain 19+ tickets. I’d say a bargain TBH.

Only if you’re free at 10am on a Monday every couple of weeks, can be in front of a computer, are able to jump the queue, can navigate the dogshit NUFC online system that regularly crashes and if you haven’t had your account secretly blocked by NUFC because they think you’re a tout

 

And then once you’ve done all that you’ve got a mouse finger so fast you can beat a load of bots in putting a ticket in your basket

 

Piece of piss really 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[LFEE]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

Only if you’re free at 10am on a Monday every couple of weeks, can be in front of a computer, are able to game the queue, can navigate the dogshit NUFC online system that regularly crashes and if you haven’t had your account secretly blocked by NUFC because they think you’re a tout

 

And then once you’ve done all that you’ve got a mouse finger so fast you can beat a load of bots in putting a ticket in your basket

 

Piece of piss really 

 

 

 

I did say “potentially” 

[LFEE]

The smart move is to pay the extra £10 for the mags+ and get your money back via replica discounts etc. See the ballot and access to general bun fight as a mere bonus.

[bobbydazzla]

4 minutes ago, LFEE said:

The smart move is to pay the extra £10 for the mags+ and get your money back via replica discounts etc. See the ballot and access to general bun fight as a mere bonus.

The smart move is to go to private school in Dundee 

[LFEE]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

The smart move is to go to private school in Dundee 

 

Well if its out like the one my mate saved up to send his son to in Aberdeen the last couple of years that’s £40k per year… Think I’d stick with the £40 per year personally 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by LFEE

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, LFEE said:

 

Well if its out like the one my mate saved up to send his son in Aberdeen the last couple of years that’s £40k per year… Think I’d stick with the £40 per year personally 

The amount of high quality drugs someone who isn’t me could buy for £40k per year and this gadge is spending it on his kids school. The mind boggles 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[LFEE]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

The amount of high quality drugs someone who isn’t me could buy for £40k per year and this gadge is spending it on his kids school. The mind boggles 

 

 

 

The irony is my mate is a Mackem and his son decided to follow the toon a handful of years ago so to me his education was already complete before sent to private school 

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, LFEE said:

The irony is my mate is a Mackem and his son decided to follow the toon a handful of years ago so to me his education was already complete before sent to private school 

To be fair, if one of my kids said they were going to follow the makems I’d happily send them to a £40k a year school in Aberdeen where they’d probably get nonced 

[Wallsendmag]

After an extra ticket for tomorrow and noticed they don't even let you click on "buy tickets" now. Just saying "sold out". In the past even when the game was sold out you could still access it, then it was just a case of keeping pressing F5 or refreshing your phone in the hope a ticket would appear.

[bobbydazzla]

54 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

After an extra ticket for tomorrow and noticed they don't even let you click on "buy tickets" now. Just saying "sold out". In the past even when the game was sold out you could still access it, then it was just a case of keeping pressing F5 or refreshing your phone in the hope a ticket would appear.

Sold out is a misnomer 

 

I could be sat here right now with an ST thinking I’m up to my eyeballs in gak and I’m on the starting line of an all nighter and there’s no way I’m off to the match tmrw given the state I’ll be in so I’ll sell my season ticket via the official NUFC resale channel because I’m no snidey tout 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Paully]

Good afternoon. 

Today I am finally glad to see your corrupt system exposed and highlighted in the mainstream media.

Your ticketing policies and unfit system has been a disgrace over the last decade and undoubtedly became worse since the takeover of our club. 

I shall start with the hot topic of the upcoming fixture vs Barcelona - 
Tickets are available in abundance on certain 3rd party websites for extortionate prices. Not only are they available they are available in groups of 3’s and 4’s if you so wish to spend that kind of money. 

If you believe the supporters of this great club are naive enough to believe that 4 ST holders are collaborating together to make a few extra quid at the cost of missing out on one of our most anticipated fixtures in years, then you need to seriously reconsider. 

It is totally apparent that you are holding back tickets to sell onto these sites. 
Your greed has already been shown with the increase of price and number of available hospitality tickets (a seat that would have been a standard ticket last season I may add). 
Throwing in a meal down the road at local restaurant does not equate to tickets going from £70 to over £700. It’s pure greed, and in turn takes away opportunity for everyday working folk of the North East to attend fixtures. 

You claim today through the media to have cancelled 45 season tickets. Will those ST tickets go to someone else? Or will they just go onto these sites for you to profiteer a little more money out of people?

What has become very clear over the last few years is that you couldn’t care less about ST holders, in fact you want as little as possible in the ground so you can sell each ticket at an inflated absurd price. I hope the day never comes when you really need that constant stream of revenue through STs.

Memberships - Selling over 100k memberships for people to squabble over around 10k tickets is absolute lunacy and just another money making scheme. Made completely worse by a ‘ballot’ system with zero transparency. 

Website - Speaking of zero transparency, the away ticketing process is now also a closed process which allows you to cream tickets from the allocation. Taking away from loyal supporters who’ve attended fixtures up and down the country far longer than you’ve been ruining this whole system. 

3000 corporate tickets as an example for Sunderland away early last year. You’re having a laugh aren’t you? 
Sat in the away end with people who couldn’t even tell me the last time we played Sunderland. An utter shambles.

Then you have a nerve to add in little sneaky T&C’s at the beginning of this season saying if someone doesn’t take up their ST 5 times this season you’ll be taking it off them. I wonder why that is 💰 god forbid anyone ever became ill or served in the armed forces and ended up away for a short spell as two examples. (All whilst increasing ST prices)

I’ve sat and watched this happen for a number of years now, I’ve also asked to move seats many times so that I can sit with a mate, even adding that I’ll be happy to pay more as I know the seat next to him is a non ST holder seat. Why is this so difficult to allow? It’s fast becoming a one way process this. The club on the take with nothing in return for the standard fan. Hey, even Mike managed to send us a key ring each year as a thanks. 

To conclude I’ve genuinely never felt so distant from the club, when I go to games I feel like I’m just a customer sat mingled in with a bunch of tourists who don’t really care. We’ve all got friends & family who would love a ticket here and there but you’d rather sell to the highest bidder. 

Will you do anything about it? Or will just continue to fleece the fanbase and then conveniently blame them for reselling tickets when in actual fact it’s you.

We’re not blind,
We’re not daft,

Don’t treat us as such.

ST Holder
London Mags

[HaydnNUFC]

Absolutely bang on, every word.

[SteV]

Just now, HaydnNUFC said:

Absolutely bang on, every word.

There’s a fair few inaccuracies in it like, but the overall point is well made, even if I’m not sure the tone is one that will get the club to engage. Although having said that, it’s got some decent SM traction, and as we have seen with the Dundee thing, maybe that is the way to get them to respond.

[HaydnNUFC]

Just now, SteV said:

There’s a fair few inaccuracies in it like, but the overall point is well made, even if I’m not sure the tone is one that will get the club to engage. Although having said that, it’s got some decent SM traction, and as we have seen with the Dundee thing, maybe that is the way to get them to respond.

The direct accusations of the club selling to third party sites, there’s obviously little proof of that, but the tone is right in that the whole thing absolutely reeks.

[NEEJ]

1 minute ago, HaydnNUFC said:

The direct accusations of the club selling to third party sites, there’s obviously little proof of that, but the tone is right in that the whole thing absolutely reeks.

One of the biggest issues is that no one knows what the club are actually doing because their communication on the issue is shocking. They're opening themselves up to wild accusations like them being in cahoots with ticket resellers. Even giving the cloob the benefit of the doubt, they're complicit in the whole mess due to their inaction/ignorance/appetite to milk members.