AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Danny Mills is fucking unreal like. God only knows how the BBC ended up using him as one of their go-to football people. Genuinely embarrassing for all parties. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 From F365 Mediawatch :lol: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport: “If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see. “Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.” :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Danny Mills is fucking unreal like. God only knows how the BBC ended up using him as one of their go-to football people. Genuinely embarrassing for all parties. Agreed. Meanwhile... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_854_1478000641.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Aye, I'm sure Sturridge and Stones are raging they're not allowed to wear a poppy shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 From F365 Mediawatch :lol: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport: “If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see. “Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.” that's amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 From F365 Mediawatch :lol: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport: “If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see. “Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.” That's like a Viz top tip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 it really is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The thought of Danny fucking Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 From F365 Mediawatch :lol: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport: “If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see. “Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 From F365 Mediawatch :lol: Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Mills has solved the poppy poppycock problem. Here he is, speaking to BBC Sport: “If the players are that insistent on wearing poppies, they should get a temporary tattoo, stick it on the back of their hand and, when the national anthems are played, put your hand on your heart and it’s there for everybody to see. “Fifa cannot stop that. It’s no different than having a normal tattoo.” That's like a Viz top tip. Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The thought of Danny fucking Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like. It's beyond parody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 The thought of Danny fucking Mills sat there trying to work out the solution to a delicate international situation and coming up with that mad patter about temporary tattoos is pretty funny like. What about...no Could they sign up for the army? Hmmm, then who would play the football? Sending them their wages is always a good idea. SHIT! Lisa, hold my calls! (Lisa: No one ever rings, Danny) JUST HOLD THEM! Temporary tattoos *examines own hand* Mills, you've done it again! *slowly but intensely sniffs garage rag* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 can imagine him being like this, astonished nobody else has come up with such a cunning plan: http://i.imgur.com/BOdYy8g.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 They'll call it The Mills Compromise! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 They'll call it The Mills Compromise! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 How about they don't wear poppies and get on with their lives, like normal human beings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 How about they don't wear poppies and get on with their lives, like normal human beings. Getting a temporary Tattoo would be so much easier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo. Poppycock! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Could the poppies feasibly leave the atmosphere and be hologram'd onto the players from space using a satellite tracking system? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Should just get the England strip tattooed onto their bodies including the poppy and play naked imo. Poppycock! Could the poppies feasibly leave the atmosphere and be hologram'd onto the players from space using a satellite tracking system? This is much more light hearted than the thread on this on RTG. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 There's actually a lot of good material here: paint poppies on their fingernails, dim the stadium lights and have glow in the dark UV poppies/semen stains on the shirts, poppy-stained teeth - everyone smiles when the anthem plays, GOB-style tearaway clothing, poppy-patterned never-nude underwear at full-time.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Worth revisiting Squires at this time of year: https://www.theguardian.com/football/cartoon/2014/nov/13/david-squires-footballers-wearing-poppies https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2015/nov/10/david-squires-on-football-and-remembrance-day He'll probably do another one next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 At kickoff all 22 players could hold hands and form a giant poppy visible to the BBC main camera. Vera Lynn can then be ziplined across the pitch singing We'll Meet Again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Danny Mills is a moron. I'm sure I mention it every time someone else mentions him, but Thierry Henry mugging the clogger off with ease, after he was all riled up trying to kick lumps out of Henry was one of the best and pure moments of sporting justice I can remember. Thoroughly humiliated in front of tens of thousands, and his professional career rightly defined by it. Twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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