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What about your favourite ever XI, eh?

 

Given

 

Bratseth

Woodgate

Coloccini

 

Beckham

Mykland

Zidane

Ben Arfa

 

Messi

 

Shearer

Carroll

 

Thorstvedt, Enrique, Real Ronaldo, Xavi, Gerrard, Fjørtoft, Speed

 

 

 

 

 

Andy Carroll keeping Ronaldo on the bench

 

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Thomas Sorensen

 

Danny Simpson

Jonas Olsson

Chris Morgan

Asier Del Horno

 

Shaun Wright-Phillips

Lee Cattermole

Seb Larsson

Morten Gamst Pedersen

 

Johan Elmander

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

Subs: Jens Lehmann, Jack Colback, Djibril Cisse, Pascal Chimbonda, Grant McCann, Adam Johnson, Andy Johnson

 

Quite hard not to include so many mackems like. :lol:

You really don't like Scandinavians, do you? :lol:

 

The four I chose are all for a reason tbf.

 

Olsson - cheat. That cup game in 09/10 man, what a prick

Pedersen - shite for 36 games but always bagged against NUFC

Solskjaer - that tackle on Lee

Elmander - dirty elbowing cheat

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Premier League Hate 18

 

Thomas Sorensen

 

Danny Simpson

Jonas Olsson

Chris Morgan

Asier Del Horno

 

Shaun Wright-Phillips

Lee Cattermole

Seb Larsson

Morten Gamst Pedersen

 

Johan Elmander

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

 

Subs: Jens Lehmann, Jack Colback, Djibril Cisse, Pascal Chimbonda, Grant McCann, Adam Johnson, Andy Johnson

 

Quite hard not to include so many mackems like. :lol:

You really don't like Scandinavians, do you? :lol:

 

The four I chose are all for a reason tbf.

 

Olsson - cheat. That cup game in 09/10 man, what a prick

Pedersen - shite for 36 games but always bagged against NUFC

Solskjaer - that tackle on Lee

Elmander - dirty elbowing cheat

Six out of eleven mate. Not that I disagree with them like, especially not fucking Seb Larsson.

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Guest palnese

Hart

 

G-Nev

Terry

Thiago Silva

 

Larsson

Colback

Trond Andersen

Giggs

 

 

RvP

Solskjær

Neymar

 

 

Elmander is a bloody good shout as well. Hated the cunt since he played dead after a two-footer from Raylor.

 

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Hate XI.

 

Cech

Bardsley

Thatcher

Leboeuf

Ruddock

Kewell

Johnson

Wise

Cattermole

Gudjohnsen

Collymore

 

Good shout.

 

Remember him appearing on They Think it's All over and replaying "I don't care, I won the World Cup" every time someone was taking the piss out of him :lol:

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Hate XI.

 

Cech

Bardsley

Thatcher

Leboeuf

Ruddock

Kewell

Johnson

Wise

Cattermole

Gudjohnsen

Collymore

 

Good shout.

 

Remember him appearing on They Think it's All over and replaying "I don't care, I won the World Cup" every time someone was taking the p*ss out of him :lol:

 

That was the clinching factor over Keown. :lol:

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I've tried to leave out the likes of De Jong, Fenton, Cantona, Schmeichel etc who I only really hated for fucking over Newcastle.

 

Ricardo

 

Phil Bardsley

Pepe

Terry Phelan

 

Gus Poyet

Dennis Wise

Lee Cattermole

Lee Hendrie

Arjen Robben

 

Michael Owen

Rob Earnshaw

 

Manager: Alan Pardew Assistant: Jose Mourinho

 

All matches reffed by either Martin Atkinson, Steve Martin, Bobby Madley, Lee Mason or Roger East.

 

Subs: Oliver Khan, Justin Whittle, Julian Dicks, Joey Barton, Seb Larsson, Maruoan Fellaini, Lee Bowyer

Sub Manager: Neil Warnock, Assistant: Phil Brown

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I've tried to leave out the likes of De Jong, Fenton, Cantona, Schmeichel etc who I only really hated for f***ing over Newcastle.

 

Ricardo

 

Phil Bardsley

Pepe

Terry Phelan

 

Gus Poyet

Dennis Wise

Lee Cattermole

Lee Hendrie

Arjen Robben

 

Michael Owen

Rob Earnshaw

 

Manager: Alan Pardew Assistant: Jose Mourinho

 

All matches reffed by either Martin Atkinson, Steve Martin, Bobby Madley, Lee Mason or Roger East.

 

Subs: Oliver Khan, Justin Whittle, Julian Dicks, Joey Barton, Seb Larsson, Maruoan Fellaini, Lee Bowyer

Sub Manager: Neil Warnock, Assistant: Phil Brown

 

I feel for Graham Fenton, like. He was just doing his job, but sadly seemed to always manage to do it a bit better than normal against Newcastle.  :lol: He's always battered for it too. Not a bad coach now tbh :)

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I'm surprised by the lack of Ricardo in people's teams like. Absolute cunt at Euro '04, and an absolute cunt for Sporting Lisbon vs Newcastle.

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If for De Jong you mean Nigel, I think you'll find that hatred for him isn't a Newcastle phenomenon. He nearly made my list.

 

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I'm still in shock how Howard Webb didn't see that as a red card.

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How do you hate Suarez?

 

For me it's probably Nigel De Jong for the HBA s*** and Robin Van Persie the most unlikeable f***er of all time.

 

I love him, but only because he's my c*** and he's also brilliant. But come on, he's an absolute tosser. From the handball in the world cup, to the several racist stuff, the bitings... Dude has a problem :lol:

 

Also, I really didn't want to make a list of 11 Real Madrid players, so I tried to make a list with my Barça shirt taken off :lol:

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I'm surprised by the lack of Ricardo in people's teams like. Absolute cunt at Euro '04, and an absolute cunt for Sporting Lisbon vs Newcastle.

 

In my world of flagrant double standards I don't actually mind him. See also, Dickie Carvalho.

 

On the flipside Sergio Conceicao.

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The level of grudge holding on this forum is amazing. I had long forgotten most of these people and their crimes against Newcastle.

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I'm surprised by the lack of Ricardo in people's teams like. Absolute cunt at Euro '04, and an absolute cunt for Sporting Lisbon vs Newcastle.

 

Signed my programme before a pre-season match. Nice man.

 

There's absolutely no way that you'd not hate him with every inch of your being otherwise like. :lol: A diving, cheating, time wasting, penalty taking 'keeper from Portugal, who dived, cheated, wasted time and took penalties* against England and Newcastle is something that was pretty much designed for you specifically to despise.

 

 

* England only

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I'm surprised by the lack of Ricardo in people's teams like. Absolute cunt at Euro '04, and an absolute cunt for Sporting Lisbon vs Newcastle.

 

Signed my programme before a pre-season match. Nice man.

 

There's absolutely no way that you'd not hate him with every inch of your being otherwise like. :lol: A diving, cheating, time wasting, penalty taking 'keeper from Portugal, who dived, cheated, wasted time and took penalties* against England and Newcastle is something that was pretty much designed for you specifically to despise.

 

 

* England only

 

:lol: Absolutely.

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