Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[hallihg]

His gangster agent playing Liverpool and partially Isak himself - for his 20% fee

[duo]

Sky don't want to let it go mind

[Famous Nick]

Isak better checking plane tickets back from Spain and start to work on his apology while reporting to training. "this was all just a prank guys, Im going nowhere, howay the lads!!!!!"

 

[Pearljam10]

Just now, duo said:

Sky don't want to let it go mind

Slow Sports News

[KaKa]

1 minute ago, Joelinton7 said:

I think what I despise most about Liverpool fans (and those of the other cartel clubs) is that they can’t actually have a conversation that doesn’t revolve around their club.
 

They grow up on a diet of Premier League years, super Sundays where they’re picked almost every week, ex pros from their club plastered over every channel every week making them feel like their club is all anyone ever talks about. Youtube/Tiktok edits with “cold” plastered all over it. Paid shills telling them so and so “only wants them”. Their players always being the face of brands. No wonder they think the football world revolves around them.
 

Then there’s the ones that use their club as some sort of personal status symbol. As though supporting them was a hard fought for achievement or that they were anointed with it. Twitter engagement farms who’ve created a new modern parlance related to “football beefs” they imagine in their heads. These twats seem to exclusively follow cartel clubs for max engagement. Socially inept incels posting cringe shit  like “stop keeping Isak hostage, free him to win trophies, Newcastle are too small for him”. Get fucked.
 

I know a Man Utd fan and (when talking about football) the second you talk about another team it’s like he doesn’t even hear you, it’s just straight back to Man Utd. I’ve seen the same with Chelsea fans. Watford fans no, sporting fans I’ve known no, they’ll talk anything. It’s a complex these brainwashed cartel wankers have.

 

But it’s worse with Liverpool. They go that extra cunty mile. They have all the self awareness of a stuck in the basement , blindfolded Gregg Wallace with a pineapple up his arse. They quickly forgot about their behaviour around “Trent”. They booed him out of Anfield. Best scenario is we run them ragged in a few weeks, beat them into submission with (hopefully) a new striker while you know who sits on our bench looking like the biggest sheep you’ve ever seen.

 

This Isak thing has been a proper eye opener for me. They've been awful.

 

Can't believe people thought Arsenal fans were worse. This has been another level of entitlement and arrogance.

[relámpago blanco]

2 minutes ago, KDT said:

 

Then it is what it is and he can stay.  We just have to be firm.  I wouldnt worry about the fans not taking him back and he shouldnt.  Just show him the clips of Liverpool fans burning Gerrards shits on the anfield gates when he nearly joined Chelsea.  We should show him that anyway.

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, Ben said:

 

I think it might also put the rest of the players and their agents on watch that we aren't a push over

It needs to. We cant get fucked about by anyone. It's called setting boundaries. We're being tested here. I hope we stand firm. 

[Stifler]

My take on is this:

 

We were interested in Ekitike because we need a replacement for Wilson, our increase in games next season, and formation changes.

Liverpool were also interested, but they were not prepared to pay as much for him as we were. They can offer him more wages though, so they put about that they were interested in, possibly bidding at about the £120m-£130m mark in order for us to back off Ekitike.

We back off only because we can’t compete with the wages on offer at Liverpool and know through his PSG move what happens.

At this point Isak and his agent think they could get a better contract from us, at some point they think ‘hang on, there could be a move on here’ so his agent instructs him to go on strike.

Liverpool sign Ekitike, but now that Isak is on strike, they think there is a way they maybe able to get him on the cheap.

They let it play out to see if it’s a ploy for a new contract, keep putting the feelers out and the reporter minions out to do their work.

By this point they think they have us by the balls and decide to actually make a bid for him on the off chance. We tell them to fuck off by using those exact words and they realise that actually we are not fucking around.

[PauloGeordio]

2 minutes ago, duo said:

Sky don't want to let it go mind

Viewing figures innit.

[Choppy Chop Chop]

Something about all this does not ring true, Liverpool are no mugs, I just still fear the worst 

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

15 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

I think his in the corner of his bedroom stabbing his TAA doll

His mam is probably making him fish fingers for tea and he's hung up his Italian accent for the night.

 

(I'm convinced he's actually a bloke called Garry from Widnes, who is pretending to be a journalist Ala Leigh Francis)

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Ghandis Flip-Flop
Wrong nationality 🤦🏻

[Bunk Moreland]

4 minutes ago, KDT said:

 

 

This guy's a Tier 3 source according to Liverpool customers fwiw

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Bunk Moreland

[JT24]

14 minutes ago, STM said:

Say what you want about Hope but hes our cunt and hes batting our corner here.

 

Its time to start changing the narrative on this and start making Liverpool look daft.

 

Get him back to the training ground, give him a big hug, sort his contract out and next summer he can leave respectfully.

 

Yes he will get booed to fuck, and rightly so, but there are bigger stakes at play.

 

If it hasn’t been posted already: https://archive.ph/NsKhJ

[bobbydazzla]

🚨EXCL: Fabrizio Romano getting fucked in his anus by #NUFC…HERE WE GO !🚨

 

🌵🌵🌵🌵He only wanted no lube 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 

 

Medical to be scheduled soon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[duo]

2 minutes ago, Pearljam10 said:

Slow Sports News

Utter clowns

[Dancing Brave]

3 minutes ago, KDT said:

 

I hope someone told the  scouse cunts to "fuck right off"

[Menace]

Just now, JT24 said:

If it hasn’t been posted already: https://archive.ph/NsKhJ

 

You're a good lad, always doing gods work 💪 

[gdm]

Just now, Choppy Chop Chop said:

Something about all this does not ring true, Liverpool are no mugs, I just still fear the worst 

I’m the same, be a while before I can relax about this situation 

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, Bunk Moreland said:

 

This guy's a Tier 3 source according to Liverpool customers fwiw

 

 

 

On the sauce?

[TRon]

5 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

I think it might also put the rest of the players and their agents on watch that we aren't a push over

 

 

That was always a big part of it. We can't sell a vision of our project if we become feeder clubs for our rivals. 

[JT24]

Okay, can we please go sign some players now?

 

Big month but I see a GK, CB, CM and ST incoming. 

[Scoot]

5 minutes ago, KDT said:

 

 

Not at £150m? So where does the confidence come from then? We're not selling him for less you muppets.

[Pixelphish]

1 minute ago, Dancing Brave said:

I hope someone told the  scouse cunts to "fuck right off"

 

 

[Fak]

Imagine thinking they can nab on the world's best strikers for £10m more than the price of Jack Grealish. 

[Jackie Broon]

Seems nonsensical that they bought 

Ekitike when they could have let us have him and got Isak.