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Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)


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55 minutes ago, The Fountain said:

He must be the only Englishman to play over 30 League games for Man Utd this century and not get an England cap whilst been there.

:) I think you’re probably right - playing a handful of games for Man Utd pretty much guaranteed at least one cap.  Funny thing is that we’ve managed to push our way towards that group of clubs - we had six players in the last (massively expanded) England squad, but based on form I don’t think half of them would’ve been called up if we were still seen as a bottom-half club

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22 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

:) I think you’re probably right - playing a handful of games for Man Utd pretty much guaranteed at least one cap.  Funny thing is that we’ve managed to push our way towards that group of clubs - we had six players in the last (massively expanded) England squad, but based on form I don’t think half of them would’ve been called up if we were still seen as a bottom-half club

Willock in 22-23 and Murphy 24-25 should have been given a chance. Unbelievably Harry Winks played 10 times and Maitland Miles from Arsenal 

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1 minute ago, The Fountain said:

Willock in 22-23 and Murphy 24-25 should have been given a chance. Unbelievably Harry Winks played 10 times and Maitland Miles from Arsenal 

Willock should have been - but I was more surprised by Murphy’s non-call-up.  I don’t think he’s international quality mind, but his output was enough for a spot in the squad. 

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Another shite display from him anyway. I know it's his first game back in forever but the stats are still funny.

 

0/4 duels won

0/2 successful dribbles

0 shots

0 chances created

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Mike said:

This cunt's groin snap in twain yet.

 

I keep telling the two libpewl fans I work with that this is what happens next, they don't believe me

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4 hours ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

Another shite display from him anyway. I know it's his first game back in forever but the stats are still funny.

 

0/4 duels won

0/2 successful dribbles

0 shots

0 chances created

 

 

 

 

Second game back, so I reckon it's fair game to laugh at his stats. 

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15 minutes ago, Nobody said:

Second game back, so I reckon it's fair game to laugh at his stats. 

Can only judge him after he’s had a whole pre-season with a “big” club

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Thread title needs updating now that he's no longer significantly injured. The insignificant squad player part is still relevant though.

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It's a sad state of affairs really. If Isak had have stayed here he may have also had his leg bust, but we were building something really strong and it's not helped all parties that whole debacle.

 

EDIT: Except for his agent.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Lish007 said:

Rawk were happy with his performance. They think he looks better than pre injury. "Great movement" 

 

That sounds like us on here clutching at straws with Elanga. What I mean by that is the bar is set so incredibly low that just seeing him do things that any functioning footballer would do effortlessly gives us hope that he isn't a complete write off and we didn't just spunk an obscene amount on him. But deep down we know we're kidding ourselves and the transfer will likely never work out.

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5 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

That sounds like us on here clutching at straws with Elanga. What I mean by that is the bar is set so incredibly low that just seeing him do things that any functioning footballer would do effortlessly gives us hope that he isn't a complete write off and we didn't just spunk an obscene amount on him. But deep down we know we're kidding ourselves and the transfer will likely never work out.

I hope for this every match

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