Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[mouldy_uk]

If he stays, can’t wait for a full analysis of his body language when he can’t be arsed every game!

 

[Jaqen]

£110m is a joke like, if true  Like knocking on your neighbours door offering him £30k for his £50k car he's already told you isn't for sale. 

[Fak]

Liverpool not bidding again is clearly an underhand tactic for Isak to do some legwork and force the deal through (even more so) from his end 

[Coffee_Johnny]

8 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

Shame. 😌

[SiLvOR]

1 minute ago, Mike said:

 

 It would be hilarious if I wasn't terrified. TERRIFIED that we're gonna do exactly that.

 right? I'm getting so fucking heated over this scenario that's cooking in my head. Fuck this sport man what the fuck am I doing

[Stifler]

2 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Really hope when they bid, they got a fax back simply with the second word "off" and the first word "fuck". 

My response would be:

 

I can have a dildo shipped to you with next day delivery, please let me know if you need it or if you have your own apparatus to fuck yourself.

[Joe_F]

How does putting a transfer request in change anything?

 

We're still not gonna accept their bid.

[Hanshithispantz]

Liverpool cries out in pain as it strikes you

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Perfect outcome if true, fuck Liverpool as hard as possible. I don't even care if Isak sulks for 6 months

[The Prophet]

 

[Shak]

“Newcastle would you like to present your rebuttal?”

 

[nufc123]

I dont trust Jacobs for a second, but if true, Liverpool are shameless

[Kid Icarus]

6 minutes ago, Shadow Puppets said:

I'm not saying we accept it today and move on... I'm saying we can't let the whole thing drag on into late in the window.

Liverpool are responsible for their own actions. Unless it's true that we've 'invited' bids then the stance has always been he's not for sale. In those circumstances that's not us dragging anything on.

[alexf]

Would also suggest the max they are willing to go to is around £120m. 

 

I'd find that insulting of I was Isak. Like is this how much your new team value you? They preferred to spend more on less proven players from french and German leagues than to go all in to get you as their priority? 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by alexf

[GEFAFWISP]

Good guy Liverpool being very respectful here, what a credit to the league.

[Emotic]

"Unless Newcastle change their stance and contact Liverpool"  What the actual fuck? "Erm, yeah, he absolutely doesn't want to play for us, so.....110 million ok?"

 

Fuck off, are we the only club not paying off these vultures?

[Coffee_Johnny]

4 minutes ago, Bada Bing said:

Probably put a transfer request in now. Expecting this to continue for a while yet.

Maybe Tripps needs to roll out his “Stand well, stand firm …” Wembley tunnel speech to those upstairs. 

[Joe_F]

Just now, The Prophet said:

 

"Won't be dragged into"

 

Fuck right off

[nufc123]

Just now, The Prophet said:

 

So why did they start it then with a pity offer? Bunch of cretins.

[bobbydazzla]

 

Isak when he starts against Villa and the ref blows for kick off

 

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Do these people think about what they're writing? Jesus

[r0cafella]

Client journalists really showing their asses this summer. 

[OoOGazOoO]

3 minutes ago, Jaqen said:

£110m is a joke like, if true  Like knocking on your neighbours door offering him £30k for his £50k car he's already told you isn't for sale. 

 

They are obviously going with the 'Vinted' approach to buying and purchasing negotiations!

[KDT]

Stinks of they came back to us and said they were willing to sell. The way Liverpool have the media wrapped around their cock is disgusting. 

[Mike]

3 minutes ago, SiLvOR said:

 right? I'm getting so fucking heated over this scenario that's cooking in my head. Fuck this sport man what the fuck am I doing

 

 I keep saying the escapism is making me as angry as the shit I'm escaping.