Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Sibierski]

13 minutes ago, thomas said:

can't wait to see what obnoxiously dumb twists and turns this saga has left  might pop on a final season rewatch of game of thrones just for laughs. 

“Isak has returned his Newcastle training gear. He has no intention of ever wearing Newcastle United training wear ever again”.

[madras]

Just now, Sibierski said:

“Isak has returned his Newcastle training gear. He has no intention of ever wearing Newcastle United training wear ever again”.

....and hes thrown his trainers in the bin. He carried them at arms length holding his nose and retching".

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, Sibierski said:

“Isak has returned his Newcastle training gear. after wiping his arse on the club crest. He has no intention of ever wearing Newcastle United training wear ever again”.

 

[Ben]

 

[MagPar]

3 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

https://nufcfeed.com/the-truth-behind-alexander-isaks-agent-explains-so-much-about-newcastle-united-strikers-conduct-1504484

Maybe Isak is terrified of the man and that's why he's not speaking out.

 

"Alright son, listen, and listen fucking good. I'm putting it out their that you'll never play for Newcastle again. If you even think of contradicting me, you'll never play football again. I mean, how could you with 2 broken kneecaps, Kapeesh?"

 

Isak " o gulp k"

 

"Now clean up that puddle of piss you little wimp, then make me a cheese n ham toastie while I call a couple of hookers for myself. You stay in your room playing Tetris with your headphones on while I....ha ha ha..have some fun"

 

Sounds feasible. 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by MagPar
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[Pandamninator]

34 minutes ago, Tonalis Bookie said:

 

I'd say he has absolutely no wishes to speak to our manager or his team again and unless it means not going to a world cup, he will stick to it

Rofl.

 

Name me a single transfer saga where that has happened with a player of note.

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, MagPar said:

Maybe Isak is terrified of the man and that's why he's not speaking out.

 

"Alright son, listen, and listen fucking good. I'm putting it out their that you'll never play for Newcastle again. If you even think if contradicting me, you'll never play football again. I mean, how could you with 2 broken kneecaps, Kapeesh?"

 

Isak " o gulp k"

 

"Now clean up that puddle of piss you little wimp, then make me a cheese n ham toastie while I call a couple of hookers for myself. You stay in your room playing Tetris with your headphones on while I....ha ha ha..have some fun"

 

Sounds feasible. 

That’ll be his crawl back story! New agent to boot.

[KennyUtd]

1 hour ago, tgarve said:

They will stay up though she’s right 

There's absolutely no reason to think this like. Just because they've bought loads of players it means nowt. It was only the Senegalese lad that anyone else was interested in. Apart from Xhaka, who is at the end of his career, none of them look Premier quality. I may be wrong but I'm with most pundits who think they'll finish 19th. 

[madras]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

Maybe Isak is terrified of the man and that's why he's not speaking out.

 

"Alright son, listen, and listen fucking good. I'm putting it out their that you'll never play for Newcastle again. If you even think if contradicting me, you'll never play football again. I mean, how could you with 2 broken kneecaps, Kapeesh?"

 

Isak " o gulp k"

 

"Now clean up that puddle of piss you little wimp, then make me a cheese n ham toastie while I call a couple of hookers for myself. You stay in your room playing Tetris with your headphones on while I....ha ha ha..have some fun"

 

Sounds feasible. 

Fair to say throughout it all there have been no attributable quotes at all.

[MagPar]

2 hours ago, Steve Charlton said:

Few Scousers i know worried about squad depth,One injury up front etc

 

Should really put the price up to £200+ 

No no fucking no, we're not selling him to them for any price. Get that through your head. We are trying to be a big club, not a weasely meek team that caves in to the cartel.

[KennyUtd]

3 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

Christ, they couldn't be more embarrassing like. 

[Pixelphish]

Someone get it sent to Yasir.

[Ed Vinegar]

My 11 year old nephew texted me "say goodbye to Isak" at the weekend. Can't handle the intrusion of this saga into my real life tbh.

 

 

[Robster]

9 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

Snap him in half

[PauloGeordio]

6 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Christ, they couldn't be more embarrassing like. 

They could and they will 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[TRon]

11 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

 

 

Hahaha, that Isak send off for Van Dyke after he scored the cup winner really burned into their psyche  

[KennyUtd]

3 minutes ago, Ed Vinegar said:

My 11 year old nephew texted me "say goodbye to Isak" at the weekend. Can't handle the intrusion of this saga into my real life tbh.

 

 

My wife has some family in Crosby and Bootle. These last few weeks have been fucking hell. Supposed to be visiting in 4 weeks. I've already knocked that on the head. I mean they've always been annoying but the level of cuntishness has gone up 3 levels. At least. 

[Wilson]

7 minutes ago, Ed Vinegar said:

My 11 year old nephew texted me "say goodbye to Isak" at the weekend. Can't handle the intrusion of this saga into my real life tbh.

 

 

7 minutes ago, Robster said:

Snap him in half

 

[madras]

7 minutes ago, Ed Vinegar said:

My 11 year old nephew texted me "say goodbye to Isak" at the weekend. Can't handle the intrusion of this saga into my real life tbh.

 

 

"You know you're adopted but they are waiting until you're 21 before they tell you"

[Wilson]

4 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

 

Remove the o.n.o

[Astroblack]

2 hours ago, Yorkie said:

Poor old Jill Scott can't get a word in edgeways thankfully.

 

I hate her so much. She's actually said on The Overlap "I don't even know why I'm here". Makes crude jokes and kills any banter or football wisdom that is bubbling. Rio talking about how Keane and Neville were discussing how getting a point away was a good result while in the shower. Jill's contribution "I was just picturing Keane and Neville in the showers" Fuck off you, mackem twat. Fucking token. Of course the best Overlap episode was the football watchalong Us vs Liverpool 3-3 where she wasn't there. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

2 minutes ago, Astroblack said:

 

I hate her so much. She's actually said on The Overlap "I don't even know why I'm here". Makes crude jokes and kills any banter or football wisdom that is bubbling. Rio talking about how Keane and Neville were discussing how getting a point away was a good result while in the shower. Jill's contribution "I was just picturing Keane and Neville in the showers" Fuck off you, mackem twat. Fucking token. Of course the best Overlap episode was the football watchalong Us vs Liverpool 3-3 where she wasn't there. 

Agreed, complete vaccum

[gdm]

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by gdm

[toontownman]

Heard he is willing to come back to integrate with the squad and make a formal apology to the fans. His only condition is that he has to wear an I love Sunderland head band and matching wrist bands when he appears and plays.