Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Coffee_Johnny]

Just now, kingxlnc said:

Agreed - 7, 19, 14, 17, 18, 19 and the summer is salvagable

Why does everyone want two Wissas? 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, kingxlnc said:

Agreed - 7, 19, 14, 17, 18, 19 and the summer is salvagable

Only two Yoane Wissa’s. Two Yoane Wissa’s 🎵 

[TheBrownBottle]

57 minutes ago, Dr Venkman said:

Oh Lord Jesus that sounds horrific.

I’m just glad I’ll not need to do it again  

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Ronaldo FFS

[healthyaddiction]

Even better, let's see if R9 wants to come out of retirement.

[Dokko]

Wissa & Mateta patch up job. Season rescued. Look again at Samu in summer 26.

[BennyBlanco]

I’m setting a totally meaningless deadline for tomorrow. If we see no movement by the end of play tomorrow then we may as well buckle up for a pretty barren spell up top with Gordon and Osula. . . .

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Helpfully there's already a deadline, we don't need to come up with our own  

[AyeDubbleYoo]

3 minutes ago, Dokko said:

Wissa & Mateta patch up job. Season rescued. Look again at Samu in summer 26.

 

Probably cost north of £100m. 

[Mahoneys Tache]

4 minutes ago, healthyaddiction said:

Even better, let's see if R9 wants to come out of retirement.

Even better Mickey Quinn. 

[sempuki]

Baldy doubling-down:

 

 

[madras]

Just now, sempuki said:

Baldy doubling-down:

 

 

That's a risky strategy. Unless they've had some "encouragement" from Isak.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Has to be the approach now anyway, surely. We don't have the time or the available players to get the Isak replacement. He can't be sold. 

 

We need one striker who can do a job and cross our fingers that the lanky Judas can be brought back in. 

[TRon]

1 minute ago, madras said:

That's a risky strategy. Unless they've had some "encouragement" from Isak.

 

The risky strategy is actively looking to sign a Wilson replacement until the end of the window. If they wait that long, chances are they will end up with no one because clubs won't sell. 

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, madras said:

That's a risky strategy. Unless they've had some "encouragement" from Isak.

Isak has no say in this. He can stamp his feet all he wants. If he’s not for sale he’s not for sale. 3 years left on his contract  Tail will be firmly between his legs 2nd September if not before.

[sempuki]

1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Has to be the approach now anyway, surely. We don't have the time or the available players to get the Isak replacement. He can't be sold. 

 

We need one striker who can do a job and cross our fingers that the lanky Judas can be brought back in. 

Might be the Brentford Judas joining our Judas.

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, sempuki said:

Might be the Brentford Judas joining our Judas.

Will that be Judi then? 

[madras]

Just now, TRon said:

 

The risky strategy is actively looking to sign a Wilson replacement until the end of the window. If they wait that long, chances are they will end up with no one because clubs won't sell. 

I'd guess at thuis point its easier to get a Wilson replacement than an Isak one. Also a Wilson replacement isn't as pressing if Isak gives indications that he'll play if any move isn't sorted by the end if the window. One better than none so to speak.

[madras]

1 minute ago, PauloGeordio said:

Isak has no say in this. He can stamp his feet all he wants. If he’s not for sale he’s not for sale. 3 years left on his contract  Tail will be firmly between his legs 2nd September if not before.

I mean if hes indicated that after the window, if he hasn't moved his position softens and he plays.

[sempuki]

Just now, PauloGeordio said:

Will that be Judi then? 

Sounds better than Judases. Still don't want the half-arsed lanky bastard after what he's done but I'd be surprised if he goes now. 

[TRon]

Just now, madras said:

I'd guess at thuis point its easier to get a Wilson replacement than an Isak one. Also a Wilson replacement isn't as pressing if Isak gives indications that he'll play if any move isn't sorted by the end if the window. One better than none so to speak.

 

 

I should have worded that more clearly. I meant the risky strategy was to leave it until the end of the window to sign a replacement for Wilson. It should have been done yesterday, but I guess we don't really have much option now but to hope the selling club will relent. That means it's out of our hands somewhat. 

[SteV]

As any Isak transfer would likely be in the top five, maybe even top three, most expensive transfers of all time, surely it’s completely unrealistic to expect a deal of that level to get sorted in the last three or four days of the window. God knows the level of detail drawing up that kind of contract would involve.

 

If nothing’s afoot by the middle of next week I think they can kiss it goodbye for this window.

[Kid Icarus]

Facebook mam Joanne Wissa with Judas Isakrat, bringing down snake and hater Premier League men. Relationships set to 'It's complicated' but it's just them and the goals from now on.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[healthyaddiction]

12 minutes ago, madras said:

I mean if hes indicated that after the window, if he hasn't moved his position softens and he plays.

Maybe I'm deluded, but I don't even see there being a possibility he won't play if he haven't sold him come the end of the window. How would it benefit him at all to do that?

[Elliottman]

12 and a half days to go, he ain’t going anywhere. Better pucker up boi, got some serious arse kissing to do.