Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[JT24]

They’re banging on about Article 17 again. 

[Weznufc]

1 minute ago, JT24 said:

They’re banging on about Article 17 again. 

He can't use it can he? Don't even know what it is 🙈🤣

[GeordieDazzler]

This article 17 shit was debunked weeks ago. Expected better of Marcotti.

[Robster]

6 minutes ago, JT24 said:

They’re banging on about Article 17 again. 

Cant be bothered to give him a click. What's Article 17 ?

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Robster

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, GeordieDazzler said:

This article 17 shit was debunked weeks ago. Expected better of Marcotti.

Da clicks innit 

[Jinky]

Alexander the Grate

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, Robster said:

Cant be bother to give him a click. What's Article 17 ?

You’re better off investing in “Minus 17” if you’ve not watched it yet.

 

 

[GeordieDazzler]

2 minutes ago, Robster said:

Cant be bothered to give him a click. What's Article 17 ?

 

 

 

https://stefanborson.substack.com/p/the-final-isact

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said:

https://stefanborson.substack.com/p/the-final-isact

Good read that. Can somebody send the flat pack rat a copy.

[MagPar]

Jamie O'Hara can take his Isak sympathy and fuck off. Twat. We're holding the player to ransom apparently for wanting 150 million. Tell him Ruby.

 

Watch right to the end for the parrot talking to O'Hara.

 

Ps when my depression is at its darkest, I watch this. It never fails to cheer me up.

 

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by MagPar
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[relámpago blanco]

19 minutes ago, GeordieDazzler said:

This article 17 shit was debunked weeks ago. Expected better of Marcotti.

Yeah, if it was succesfully used for Isak for example it would throw transfers into chaos.  Might be good actually as transfer fees would massivelly drop off as who would sign someone for say 100M they lose for half that a few years later however well hes doing.

 

They'll be talking about nato article 5 next.

[Guest]

I thought Article 17 is when they kill all the Jedis? Yeah?

[AyeDubbleYoo]

1 minute ago, jemo96 said:

I thought Article 17 is when they kill all the Jedis? Yeah?

Thought it was leaving the EU. 

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Thought it was leaving the EU. 

Maybe It’s the Jedis leaving the EU?

[Dokko]

A17 doesn't work for players under 27 years old and to clubs in the same Country. So apart from that, great plan. Let him craic on, be great to sue him, his advisors and LFC for £150m we deserve.

[Miggys First Goal]

This cunt been fined/apologised/fucked off yet?

[Elric]

I would suggest that he really doesn't want to get into any legal disputes with PIF, like

[OverThere]

32 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Thought it was leaving the EU. 

I thought it was when Russia invades.

 

[nufc123]

So has Sulky changed agent or is it just bullshit?

[Holloway]

I wouldn't be booing him if he does a uturn and wears the jersey again, his first goal back greeted with total silence in the stadium would do me

[Optimistic Nut]

1 minute ago, Holloway said:

I wouldn't be booing him if he does a uturn and wears the jersey again, his first goal back greeted with total silence in the stadium would do me

 

I want the Luque celebration at the Mackems from him when he gets his first goal. 

[ED209]

1 minute ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

I want the Luque celebration at the Mackems from him when he gets his first goal. 

I loved Albert me. He should have never came to Hollywood though. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

5 minutes ago, ED209 said:

I loved Albert me. He should have never came to Hollywood though. 

One of the only highlight videos that picked a non-dogshit song. And it turned out to be way too apt.

[Matt1892]

Nineteen days. 
 

That's how long it has been since Liverpool's £110m bid for Newcastle striker Alexander Isak was rejected.

Since then, there have been no further offers.

 

But it hasn't stopped the future of the 25-year-old Sweden striker being the biggest talking point of the summer window.

 

Will Liverpool bid again? Will he rejoin first-team training in the meantime? What happens if a deal is not completed by the 1 September deadline day?

 

BBC Sport has spoken to a number of sources in an attempt to get the latest on these questions and what might happen next.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ce934rgyg57o

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Matt1892

[Stifler]

If article 17 was easy enough to result in Isak or anyone else terminating their contract, then over night both transfer fees and players wages would collapse.

When £100m fees are being paid for players, don’t you think a club would have spent those fees on a legal team to get a player out of his contract at another club instead?

People are deluded as fuck if they think it’s going to happen.