Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[MagPar]

If I didn't hate Drinks-cumpool I'd suggest 100 million and Mainoo and Gapko (Isak is worth 200 million) , but I do hate them so they can fuck off back to their burned Farmfoods crinkle cut chips.

[Shearergol]

Just now, MagPar said:

If I didn't hate Drinks-cumpool I'd suggest 100 million and Mainoo and Gapko (Isak is worth 200 million) , but I do hate them so they can fuck off back to their burned Farmfoods crinkle cut chips.

Liverpool selling us a man united player would be a bold move 

[WinstonFC]

Alex Crook has the most punchable  face on this planet

[nufc123]

Just now, WinstonFC said:

Alex Crook has the most punchable  face on this planet

What is he saying now?

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, WinstonFC said:

Alex Crook has the most punchable  face on this planet

[TRon]

20 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said:

I can’t see any other reason for them to meet him in person, but to get him to stay or sign a new contract.
 

If they want him to rot or sell him, then they won’t waste their time going to his Premier Inn. 

 

Aye fair point. Most likely it was the new contract offer, and the meeting in person would be to get a handle on where his heads at, and if a new contract is even going to fix this. 

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, WinstonFC said:

Alex Crook has the most punchable  face on this planet

I think it’s the fat. You know your blows would be cushioned, like punching a sack of jelly.

[MagPar]

1 minute ago, Shearergol said:

Liverpool selling us a man united player would be a bold move 

Ha ha right enough. I can't think of an excuse for my foolishness except for Liverpool being on my mind and still spewing from last night.

[Nobody]

50 minutes ago, bigfella said:

Cunt Ben Jacobs just been on talkshite - "all the noise is coming from the Newcastle side, Liverpool have kept silent, waiting for Newcastle to give them permission to speak to Isak" 

Breathtaking nonsense, how the fuck do they get away with it?

What fucking noise?

[nufc123]

After he wrote that "respect Parish" he lost all credibility in this saga, if he ever had any.

[deejeck]

54 minutes ago, bigfella said:

Cunt Ben Jacobs just been on talkshite - "all the noise is coming from the Newcastle side, Liverpool have kept silent, waiting for Newcastle to give them permission to speak to Isak" 

Breathtaking nonsense, how the fuck do they get away with it?

Utter shill behaviour. Even some of the Sky pundits were calling Liverpool out on Saturday. Just because they're not making much in the way of noise, doesn't mean that they haven't created all of this... They don't need to make any noise because cunts like Jacobs, Romano and that arsehole of an agent are doing it all for them. 

[Magpie Mover]

Can't defend the indefensible however I'm sure Isak would have made be the following points. Where is my new contract with the pay rise I was promised? Where is the new training ground you promised? Where is the new stadium you promised? Where is the ambition to be number 1? Where are the top class players to help grow the club?

 

 He is a twat don't get me wrong but the club are not going to come out of the past few months with their reputation enhanced.

[Paully]

 

[wyn davies]

Assume no updates from the talks, regardless how desperate we are, not interested in keeping him, made his bed, off you toddle and lie in it.

[Chicken Dancer]

Tough shit Alex. I want to turn up home every day to a naked wife, but life's a shithouse.

 

Fuck you and fuck Liverpool. We cannot and should not sell there under any circumstance.

[gdm]

 

[geordiesteve710]

2 minutes ago, Magpie Mover said:

Can't defend the indefensible however I'm sure Isak would have made be the following points. Where is my new contract with the pay rise I was promised? Where is the new training ground you promised? Where is the new stadium you promised? Where is the ambition to be number 1? Where are the top class players to help grow the club?

 

 He is a twat don't get me wrong but the club are not going to come out of the past few months with their reputation enhanced.

These are all reasonable questions that a reasonable person would ask.

 

But if we're honest, he's stopped after question 1 because it's clear that's what he's interested in.

[TRon]

In for a penny in for a pound at this stage. If he's still saying that on Sep 1st I'll take him seriously. 

[ponsaelius]

Giggs

 

 

Edited August 26, 2025 by ponsaelius

[FloydianMag]

Just now, gdm said:

 

Let the cunt rot for three years, he’ll be nearly 29 before he can kick a ball for the dipper cunts.

[aussiemag]

Liverpool should bid what he’s worth and see what happens. 

[PauloGeordio]

Pop your transfer request in then! 

[Kid Icarus]

6 minutes ago, Paully said:

 

If we give this cunt what he wants I swear to fucking God.

[gdm]

Sad to say I think he’ll go now

[TaylorJ_01]

It's fairly obvious. The only reason Liverpool would actually still want a player who's behaved like this, is if they tapped him up and forced him to do this in the first place.