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Alexander Isak - International C*nt


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Just now, TRon said:

 

It's hard to say really. Their fans might get annoyed at his lack of stamina and muscle niggles, but on the other hand, they will create a lot of chances, and it's hard to see him not scoring a hatful. 

He’ll also not have to do so much work off the ball. And he’s got a £80m backup that will need minutes. 

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He'll get there with his big pay packet and ekitike has already hit the ground running. Isak is nowhere near as strong and combatative as him he is lethargic at times and cannot last past 60 minutes, I see a bench in his future. 😂 

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Please lads, don't let it ruin your lives when he scores 10 in his first 10 games. He's a horrible snake but he's a great player. Let's hope he goes ballistic against the Mackems and gets a double hat trick. Ignore everything else until Joelinton smashes him at Anfield. 

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Just now, andycap said:

He'll get there with his big pay packet and ekitike has already hit the ground running. Isak is nowhere near as strong and combatative as him he is lethargic at times and cannot last past 60 minutes, I see a bench in his future. 😂 

 

That is industrial levels of cope there man, you me and everyone else know he will bag goals galore at LFC.

 

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I'm not sure how they will accommodate him, Wirtz & Ekitike in the same side.

 

I've seen suggestions of playing Ekitike off the left but that would be suicidal with Kerkez behind him. Don't get me wrong it's a lovely - but expensive - problem to have, but I don't know. I'm sure he will score of course.

 

When he's hot, he's very hot. But equally, he is an absolute waster when he can't be arsed, which actually is fairly often. I do think his ego caught up with him a little over the last 12 months or so, but his performances from Aug-Dec and then from March-May last season were not that of a £130m player.

 

He won't fail, but I doubt he ever reaches the levels say Salah has there - as in around about 30 goals a season, every season (more or less).

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7 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Please lads, don't let it ruin your lives when he scores 10 in his first 10 games. He's a horrible snake but he's a great player. Let's hope he goes ballistic against the Mackems and gets a double hat trick. Ignore everything else until Joelinton smashes him at Anfield. 

 

 

I really can't be arsed with holding onto the venom tbh. He was one of the best finishers I've seen playing for us and it was good while it lasted. Would love to see him fail at Liverpool, but not going to fret about it because he probably won't. The King is dead. Long live the Woltemade. 

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23 minutes ago, andycap said:

He'll be in the Saudi league after two years of not fitting there style and bench duty at Liverpool. 

If so Liverpool will win again with a £200mil plus pay day

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Just now, TRon said:

 

 

I really can't be arsed with holding onto the venom tbh. He was one of the best finishers I've seen playing for us and it was good while it lasted. Would love to see him fail at Liverpool, but not going to fret about it because he probably won't. The King is dead. Long live the Woltemade. 

Yep, couldn't agree more. I was disappointed when I woke up this morning but it soon passed. I'm pretty sure he won't think much about his time here either. 

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2 minutes ago, andycap said:

Evertime I see him in that scouse kit I'll hate him. Anybody that reckons they won't, will be lying. 

I honestly won't mate. They're made for each other and he'll probably win it all at Liverpool. It was always going to happen, selling a top player. But Newcastle United go on. Always and forever. Fuck him and fuck them. Saying that, I wish him nothing but bad form and missed sitters. 

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5 minutes ago, andycap said:

Evertime I see him in that scouse kit I'll hate him. Anybody that reckons they won't, will be lying. 

 

 

I hate anyone in a scouse kit tbf. I'll hate him a little bit more I guess. 

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