Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[TRon]

Haaland bangs in another CL goal.

 

Since moving to Liverpool Isak's status as top dog in the PL has crashed to earth and today Haaland stands head and shoulders above the turnip Swede. 

[The Fountain]

1 hour ago, Cf said:

Above Liverpool in the CL now. 

Both played a pot one and a pot four side 

[Moose]

10 hours ago, Skeletor said:

 

[GeordieToon]

Not going well for isak is it, he got the lowest team rating Tuesday night, against galatasaray 

9A. Isak 

Average Rating:3.05  

 

 

 

Edited October 2, 2025 by GeordieToon

[PauloGeordio]

[Emotic]

Minus Murphy's assists and penalties, Isak "only" scored eight goals last season. Which goes to show how much our system was built specifically to feed him, and how important wor Jacob is in that system.

[ianbeany]

A quick daft question.

 

Would you swap Big Nick+65m for Isak right now? (Putting aside him being an utter cunt and what went on etc)

 

Just based purely on them as footballers.

I'm honestly don't think I would.  I know the rat is proven and its very early days for wor Nick & he could still end up flopping, but I'm just so fucking excited about just how good he could possibly become for us

[Menace]

Go sleep man

[ianbeany]

Nah I still have more beers to drink

[nemtizz]

This cretin still alive? 

[ianbeany]

Yeah.  I've had quite a few but haven't poisoned meself just yet

[Erikse]

Tomorrow will be a "interesting" one. That's the type of game you expect him to do well. Would be funny if he fails again.

[TRC]

52 minutes ago, Erikse said:

Tomorrow will be a "interesting" one. That's the type of game you expect him to do well. Would be funny if he fails again.

Incredible luck for Liverpool to play Chelsea when they have no players. How the fuck do Chelsea have no cbs, no fully fit striker along with Palmer missing for this game.

[Erikse]

9 minutes ago, TRC said:

Incredible luck for Liverpool to play Chelsea when they have no players. How the fuck do Chelsea have no cbs, no fully fit striker along with Palmer missing for this game.

 

Their 4 best centrebacks are out, oh dear. Didn't even realise that. The rats going to have a field day, and we won't hear the end of it.

 

 

Edited October 3, 2025 by Erikse

[elbee909]

I can't wait for the plaudits re. Liverpool discovering Isak and/or his coming through their youth system

 

[Mattoon]

He'll draw a blank again today and I will be hate watching every second of his malaise. Salah scores an early goal and Pedro levels it 1-1 in the 96th minute after 4 minutes are added on at the end of the game. You love to see it.

[Stottie]

I fully expect more spawniness for Slot, a good chunk of which has already happened with the decimation to the Chelsea lineup. Some of this fate may be deserved for Chelsea getting the devil's lucre for the CWC, but the beneficiaries of such payback do not deserve to be Liverpool.

 

I'll hate watch the match all the same.

[La Parka]

Hows it going? 

 

[bobbydazzla]

West Ham currently monitoring Isak 
 

[La Parka]

Isak poised for shock nufc return on a pay as you play basis.

 

 

[vexred]

He's going to pull something doing so much tracking back. 

[Nucasol]

First touch as delicate as Jimmy Savile so far today.

[Heron]

Haven't got the best coverage of this game but from what I've seen he's done SFA.

[Danh1]

Just now, Heron said:

Haven't got the best coverage of this game but from what I've seen he's done SFA.

Been absolutely shite. Hopefully gets hauled off soon 

[Heron]

Just now, Danh1 said:

Been absolutely shite. Hopefully gets hauled off soon 

I'm not expecting it to last forever like but at present he looks well off the pace. He's not best suited to sides who sit in and a lot of teams will versus Liverpool.