Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[nufc4eva]

You would expect more from ya 120 million striker than 1 goal in league cup really. Hope it continues as he fucked our early season.

[Robbo2]

Plenty more of this and then a last minute loan to Besiktas in January 2027 pls

[MagMal]

He is getting plenty of digs on the bbc match report comments section

[Casey]

I'm firmly of the opinion that he'll never recoup or repay his value in terms of resale or output. Doubt he'll be this shit over the course of an entire season but happy for it while it lasts.

 

Ekitike looks the real deal like. Our scouting has been sound. 

[Amir_9]

Scenes from the Liverpool training facility

 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2025 by Amir_9

[jack j]

2 starts in the league, 2 losses

Beautiful 

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by jack j

[Nobody]

1 hour ago, OpenC said:

Ah man, shame for the lad. Last again 

 

 

Can you post all of these in one post mate? 

[Kid Icarus]

Imagine if they get Coventry away in the cup and his first and last half arsed press is the exact, final pressure that was needed to arm an unexploded German bomb 80 years later.

[McDog]

4 hours ago, Fak said:

Scrawny pencil necked bag of piss. 

And those are his good points.

[oldtype]

3 hours ago, black_n_white said:

250 million on just two footballers is insane 

This is why the club was ultimately right to “cave” and sell him at the price they did, even if he does eventually come good.
 

There are diminishing returns on player prices, a 130m player is not twice as productive as a 65m player, and once you’ve gotten to that price bracket you basically always lose the deal unless everything goes right and they’re a top 5 player in the world at their position.

[Conjo]

If he caves and starts to graft for the team he'll do his groin again within 3 games.

[Mazzy]

He's absolutely awful in the press. It's not like Nick is much better, but perhaps he will get better. Isak isn't getting better at it any time soon, or ever.

[McDog]

14 minutes ago, Mazzy said:

He's absolutely awful in the press. It's not like Nick is much better, but perhaps he will get better. Isak isn't getting better at it any time soon, or ever.

 

 

Say what? Not understanding the point.

[Zero]

2 hours ago, oldtype said:

This is why the club was ultimately right to “cave” and sell him at the price they did, even if he does eventually come good.
 

There are diminishing returns on player prices, a 130m player is not twice as productive as a 65m player, and once you’ve gotten to that price bracket you basically always lose the deal unless everything goes right and they’re a top 5 player in the world at their position.

 

Er, Isak definitely is a top 5 striker in the world.

[LaurentRobert]

Fitting all of Wirtz, Ekitike, Salah and Isak into the team isn't going to work. The problem is they are forced to play all of them due to their astronomical transfer fees. This could get very funny 

[Newcastle Fan]

Both their wingers want to cut in and shoot, which means the striker has to work with that, Isak is used to players feeding him balls.

[Displayname]

Both he and Salah has been pretty shit for well over half a year now, long may it continue.

 

Ridicilous that Isak was getting some praise for a bad touch.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

7 hours ago, McDog said:

And those are his good points.

He's crossposted that from his Gaydar bio mate

[The College Dropout]

7 hours ago, oldtype said:

This is why the club was ultimately right to “cave” and sell him at the price they did, even if he does eventually come good.
 

There are diminishing returns on player prices, a 130m player is not twice as productive as a 65m player, and once you’ve gotten to that price bracket you basically always lose the deal unless everything goes right and they’re a top 5 player in the world at their position.

Don’t necessarily agree. Isak would give us a much better chance of securing the £50m p/a you get from the CL.  And we spent all his fee on just 2 players ourselves. 

[Menace]

As opposed to what? How much does a bog standard striker even set you back now days?

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

15 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Don’t necessarily agree. Isak would give us a much better chance of securing the £50m p/a you get from the CL.  And we spent all his fee on just 2 players ourselves. 

I wonder if there's anything you wouldn't be contrary about 

[bobbydazzla]

39 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Don’t necessarily agree. Isak would give us a much better chance of securing the £50m p/a you get from the CL.  And we spent all his fee on just 2 players ourselves. 

How many top flight strikers of champions league level quality who were for sale and would also fit well with our squad culture were you expecting to get for £130m like ?

 

It’s not like shopping in the yellow sticker whoopsie aisle at Heron Foods ya knaa

 

 

Edited October 5, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Doctor Zaius]

Ekitike with 5 goals and one assist must be a little perplexed. Hopefully when he gets his next chance, he takes it and forces the issue.

[The Fountain]

38 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Don’t necessarily agree. Isak would give us a much better chance of securing the £50m p/a you get from the CL.  And we spent all his fee on just 2 players ourselves. 

It's a bad move for everyone concerned. We've lost our best striker, Liverpool waste a huge amount of money on a player who won't reach the heights he has in recent seasons and the player regresses 

[Sibierski]

From watching Liverpool when they’ve been on TV, Etitike looks a far better player for them than Isak.

 

Isak regularly wants the ball in the box, he’s not someone to drop deep and link play and be happy with that. Whilst Etitike is the opposite, he’s happy to drop and link play, and overall better at it.

 

He’ll score some goals, but I really believe he’ll be 2nd choice this season as the preferred XI is settled upon by Slot. Just can’t do it yet as he’s a club record signing so has to try and fit him in. He’ll be an issue for him by end of the season, as you don’t spend £125m and like £300k pw wages on someone to be a back up, and neither does someone who’s on that is happy to be that.