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Conjo

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Great to see Sweden play like Norway and vice versa for once in my life time.

 

Edit: and 2x90 minutes for Isak. He'll get a muscle injury against Man Utd no matter how low effort those international games were.

 

 

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Danh1

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3 minutes ago, elbee909 said:

It'll be a real shame when JDT is sacked. The bottler. 

Fuck the cunt. Disrespecting NUFC in his press conference and now making the rat captain hoping boosting his already gigantic ego will see him find form.

 

Hope he orders an Indians this weekend and all the poppadoms come smashed up in the bag. Cunt. 

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Geordie_once_removed

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I honestly don't care about him that much, I always felt we were a stepping stone for him and he seemed a bit of a cold fish so it was hard to really like him as a player like I do Burn or Bruno. 

 

It's Liverpool I like to see suffer. Also the pundits who said he'd become the best striker in the world when he went there, totally disrespecting the work Howe, the coaches and players like Murphy did to make him look as good as he (sometimes) did.

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Decided to down tools completely in order to force his transfer to those cunts and has completely fucked it. One of his prime seasons is already in tatters because he's deliberately chosen to be a cunt about things and sabotaged his own career. Had be chosen to be professional then he'd be up to speed, at a club of his choosing and with a World Cup to look forward to

 

But he didn't. And he isn't. He went down the cunt route and now he's reaping his rewards - he's a reprehensible piece of shit. The more shit things that happen to him the better

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Unbelievable

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On 11/10/2025 at 10:28, Coffee_Johnny said:


 

You don’t blame him for going when and how he did? Well that is remarkably magnanimous of you. Putting the preferences and ambitions of one player above the club you like/love. 
 

He was sold a project that the club didn’t follow through on? You’re unimpressed by the slowness and inaction of the ownership therefore no surprise that he was? 

 

He joined a club, as a 22 year old, at the beginning of the 2022-23 season. In the previous three seasons he had averaged  11 league goals and 34 appearance per season for Sociedad. This is after his first ‘big move’ to Dortmund wasn’t the raging success expected, ‘the new Zlatan’  making five appearances over two seasons and then being loaned as surplus to requirements to Willem II. 
 

NUFC, the club/‘project’ he joined, had in the previous three seasons put together the following run of results.

2019-2020: 13th in Premier League, out in the QF of FA Cup and 2nd round of LC. Played 45, won 14; scored 55. Known transfer spend £65m.  
2020-2021: 12th in Premier League, out in the 3rd round of FA Cup and QF of LC. Played 43, won 14; scored 50. Known transfer spend £35m. 
 

2021-22: 11th in the Premier League, out in the 3rd round of FA Cup and 2nd round of LC (we definitely would have been relegated without the mid season change of manager). Played 40, won 13; scored 44. Known transfer spend £25m preseason; £110m January. 

 

As well as the January post take-over, pre ‘Voldemort’ transfer kitty (Trippier, Wood, Bruno, and Burn; plus Targett loan) in his three seasons NUFC have: 

 

2022-23: 4th in the Premier League, 3rd round of FA Cup and final round of LC. Played 46, won 24; scored 77. Known transfer spend: £171m.

 

2023-24: 7th in the Premier League, QF of FA Cup and QF round of LC. Group stage Champions League. Played 51, won 23; scored 102. Known transfer spend: £134m.

 

2024-25: 5th in the Premier League, 5th round of FA Cup and Winners of LC. Qualified Champions League. Played 48, won 28; scored 88. Known transfer spend: £43m. 

 

So I get that last season is a disappointing investment (for well known reasons) but in total post takeover known spend on players totals £458m, versus £125m in the comparison  period. Cups wise,  two quarter finals, two cup finals, one winners’s trophy, two Champions League qualifications versus two quarter finals. League wise finishing 5th ish rather than 12th ish. General performance wise, winning 75 games rather than 41; celebrating 267 goals rather than 149. 
 

I’m stopping now before waxing lyrical about who we have played, some of the performances, the sheer joy of some of the play, or the general sense of hope optimism and identity the club has regained. Such things won’t probably be relevant to ‘that’ former player’s negative feelings. I think they should be to yours though. 

 

Remind me again, beyond a limited spend last season (because we couldn’t not because we didn’t want to) why you think he was sold a project the club hasn’t followed through on? Why he and you are so unimpressed? I mean what kind of improvement was he expecting? There is no valid justification to his actions; his ego outgrew his heart. 
 

And more to the point what the fuck were you expecting that would justify your disappointment? 

Catching up with this thread after this week's hilarious events, but this might be POTY signed, sealed and delivered :clap:

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Heron

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I have little doubt that Isak will rekindle some electrifying form in time, somewhere, but he's been incredibly naive and arrogant in how he has pushed for his 'big' move at a pivotal time in his career when he could have stayed and worked hard, gone through world cup qualifiers in prime condition and got off to a great start of the season in a familiar place with familiar people and one of the best man managers around.

 

Sweden fans, rightly or wrongly will point to his lack of fitness/sharpness as being a contributory factor in them not picking up sufficient points to qualify for the world cup. If I recall correctly he was captain this last week too (or maybe has been for some time). Terrible move from JDT if that's recent. He should have been stripped of that the moment this debacle unfolded for me. Irrespective of quality, there are standards to be maintained of having the right attitude and professionalism. This is where Isak's arrogance surpasses his ability, because in all his time here he could have learned this from his polar opposite in Jamaal Lascelles.

 

So what does this mean for Isak...unfit for the busiest spell of the football season, not firing, no world cup and his next will be in 4 years when he could well have had career ending injuries or significant decline of pace, or whatever. A season written off and only next season to look towards.

 

Liverpool will want return from their investment so will likely hold out as long as they can, but he has to get his head out his arse and find form fast if he doesn't want it to go from bad to worse.

 

Something tells me that Liverpool may not win the title this year - perhaps me being a fickle football fan - but having invested so much and upsetting the apple cart somewhat - it'll be interesting to see if Slot can rekindle the level of form they had last year.

 

A positive they do have is that they even been fairly awesome (by way of points accrued) without really hitting their stride yet. I just wonder how the likes of Ekitike feel about a misfiring and unprofessional Isak...

 

He could have really increased his profile with one final good season here and a world cup appearance that got the Swedish people behind him and demonstrated what we all believed (that he was world class) on a world stage.

 

For now he's an overpriced problem.

 

 

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Danh1

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It’s mental how much I hate this cunt mind. Scored in a winning cup final for us and was generally class. 
 

Takes a lot to fuck that up. 
 

I am gutted we’ve already played them cunts at SJP this season. Would’ve been class to have him on the pitch getting dogs abuse for 90 minutes, huge Wor Flags display for Big Nick pre match, making him feel like a million dollars.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, oldtype said:

Every time I open this thread I'm thinking to myself "this is all loads of fun but surely he's got to come good at some point."

 

...But what if he didn't?


I’m scared to participate for this reason. 
 

I said one thing to a Liverpool supporter and he just replied with a screenshot of the table. Rattled.

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1 hour ago, Whitley mag said:

The lesser prolific Isak from his Sociedad days returning. Undoubtedly a talented player but there’s a possibility he will never be as prolific as his time here again.

That’s just pure wishful thinking. He’s in a bad run of form largely due to the summer. He’ll come good eventually. I just hope it lasts long enough to derail the scouse cunts season 

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