Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Fenham Mag]

18 minutes ago, Superior Acuña said:

He’ll score a brace in some shit game and give it the big ones as if he’s proven everyone wrong. 

I will allow it against the mackems and then for him to violently blow his knee in the celebrations. 

[Moose]

27 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

Isak v the Mackems next week.

 

Hussain v the Nazis

 

I wonder how the mackems will treat him?

 

He was objectively a great player for us and played a big role in some of our finest ever moments but on the other hand he's public enemy number 1 for us, does that mean they'll cheer him?

[aussiemag]

48 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Imagine if the definitive high point of his career ends up being his time with us and yet he’s despised by the fans and can’t ever come back without being booed to fuck. You stupid, silly cunt Isak

 

He doubled his salary. I think thats all he really cares about. 

[Jaqen]

"Liverpool have lost nine of their last 12 games across all competitions, their most defeats over a 12-game spell since November 1953 to January 1954 (also 9)"

 

To be fair Isak did say he wanted to break records. 

 

 

[gdm]

9 defeats in 12 games is astonishing 

[SteV]

13 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

I wonder how the mackems will treat him?

 

He was objectively a great player for us and played a big role in some of our finest ever moments but on the other hand he's public enemy number 1 for us, does that mean they'll cheer him?

[Big Geordie]

The devastation in the BBC MotD studio, re Liverpool's form.   

[Izakaya]

 

 

[BlueStar]

You know for decades there were these half-joking whispers about the reason we'd not won anything so long being that a gypsy curse had been placed on the club?  Maybe in scoring the goal that finally won us something, the curse transferred to him?  Have we checked that Serbian Gangster is his agent's true form, and it's not really a haggard old crone with an apple?

[Jewel]

58 minutes ago, Superior Acuña said:

He’ll score a brace in some shit game and give it the big ones as if he’s proven everyone wrong. 

When do they next play Southampton?

[Fak]

2 minutes ago, Jewel said:

When do they next play Southampton?

 

Probably next season at this rate. 

[Mike]

57 minutes ago, Danh1 said:

Isak v the Mackems next week.

 

Haway the lads.

[SteV]

Just now, Mike said:

 

Haway the lads.

Glad Americans were better at picking a side to support in the 1940’s.

[Wolfcastle]

47 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

I wonder how the mackems will treat him?

 

He was objectively a great player for us and played a big role in some of our finest ever moments but on the other hand he's public enemy number 1 for us, does that mean they'll cheer him?

Must be dying to boo something by now. Been all of a few month since they were booing the current team and manager.

[McDog]

I never watch sporting matches when I know the result and reading the comments here I realized Liverpool lost but it was quite fun to watch them get demolished when I got off work.

[timeEd32]

Liverpool beating the mackems from a Salah goal and a 1/10 performance from Isak has to be the hope.

[BlueStar]

33 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

Liverpool beating the mackems from a Salah goal and a 1/10 performance from Isak has to be the hope.

 

Salah megs the keeper instead of squaring it to Isak for a tap-in into an open net.

[Pilko]

Isak 35 yard screamer that hits the crossbar, bounces down, hits the mackem keeper on the back and goes down as an o.g. for a 1-0 win.

[Charlies]

2 hours ago, SteV said:

First time they’ve lost 3 games in a row by 3+ goals since 1953.

[Mike]

3 minutes ago, Pilko said:

Isak 35 yard screamer that hits the crossbar, bounces down, hits the mackem keeper on the back and goes down as an o.g. for a 1-0 win.

 

Camera pans over and he's torn his groin.

[Lordshola]

1 hour ago, Mike said:

 

Camera pans over and he's torn his groin.

Slot starts crying.

[gdm]

 

[Erikse]

So Isak comes back and Ekitike gets injured immidiately? I see that the Isak/Wilson curse lives on.

[Sibierski]

8 hours ago, Danh1 said:

Isak v the Mackems next week.

 

Hussain v the Nazis

Conflicted, Isak score and give it the big’un in front of the away fans, or Sunderland to kick the shit out of him and injury him :/

 

Hopefully get both.

[Kid Icarus]

It's easy imo. It ends in a draw and Isak gets injured.