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Alexander Isak - International C*nt


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1 hour ago, SUPERTOON said:

We ended up selling at peak value :lol:

 

He's peaked. He'll never be as good as he was here. Ekitike will take his place and he'll not get it back. He'll be no1 for years and isak will have to make do with rotation before fucking off out the league. It's glorious how he's managed to blow up his career, fuck over his country and upset the balance at his new club. Worst decision of all time to go on the way he did, and for what? Probably an extra 50k a week once we renewed. 

 

Ridiculed, laughed at, sneered at, disrespected and genuinely looked down upon from the entire league for his behaviour. When he does recover the knives will be out for him again, because folk love to see a cunt taken down a peg or 5. He'll be a chilling tale of modern day footballers greed and selfishness and how to ruin a promising career by going on strike. He deserves all the bad luck and career degrading situations until he's no more. He'll retire with money money than all of us put together. So anyone feeling sorry for him, give your head a wobble. This is karma at unforeseen speed. It usually takes years for a cunt this big to get their rewards. 

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4 minutes ago, Dokko said:

 

He's peaked. He'll never be as good as he was here. Ekitike will take his place and he'll not get it back. He'll be no1 for years and isak will have to make do with rotation before fucking off out the league. It's glorious how he's managed to blow up his career, fuck over his country and upset the balance at his new club. Worst decision of all time to go on the way he did, and for what? Probably an extra 50k a week once we renewed. 

 

Ridiculed, laughed at, sneered at, disrespected and genuinely looked down upon from the entire league for his behaviour. When he does recover the knives will be out for him again, because folk love to see a cunt taken down a peg or 5. He'll be a chilling tale of modern day footballers greed and selfishness and how to ruin a promising career by going on strike. He deserves all the bad luck and career degrading situations until he's no more. He'll retire with money money than all of us put together. So anyone feeling sorry for him, give your head a wobble. This is karma at unforeseen speed. It usually takes years for a cunt this big to get their rewards. 

 

Let's not sit on the fence here and cut to the chase and tell us what you really think

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Based on the transfer fee, his rumoured wages and length of contract, Liverpool are paying £218.6million for this dope all in, with another £168.5million for Wirtz. Hope they're both absolutely colossal failures.

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11 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Based on the transfer fee, his rumoured wages and length of contract, Liverpool are paying £218.6million for this dope all in, with another £168.5million for Wirtz. Hope they're both absolutely colossal failures.

Plus his medical bills.

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Might have mentioned it before but I struggle to watch the cup final back with this stinking cunt at the periphery..His latest  snapping of the lower femur gives me joy that Dickens himself would struggle to mask into a festive tale.

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eScousers are having a meltdown online. Some of the deluded one's think this news is positive and he'll be back on the pitch in March haha. 

 

When has this cunt ever recovered quickly from an injury? For us even minor knocks dragged on for weeks 

 

LFC have given no timescale for a reason. They know that even the most conservative estimates don't apply to someone with papadam legs like Isak. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, mayubeproud said:

Am I the only one who feel a bit mixed about his injury? I do enjoy watching him playing like sh*t and he's likely to remain sh*t for them injured or not. Sadly no more comedy from the rat this season.

Bit mixed.?
 

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26 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

Based on the transfer fee, his rumoured wages and length of contract, Liverpool are paying £218.6million for this dope all in, with another £168.5million for Wirtz. Hope they're both absolutely colossal failures.

 

And the rest of the shite they've bought. Rest of us face points deductions for spending just the Wirtz fee without selling though. Real level playing field the Premier League isn't it?

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4 minutes ago, mayubeproud said:

Am I the only one who feel a bit mixed about his injury? I do enjoy watching him playing like sh*t and he's likely to remain sh*t for them injured or not. Sadly no more comedy from the rat this season.

From the people who brought you "I miss the derbies" 

 

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1 hour ago, timeEd32 said:

Based on NFL injuries it really depends on what happened to the ankle. An NFL player returned in 7 weeks that was fibula fracture only and another played on one (until he ruptured his achilles). But if there's more extensive ankle problems then you're probably more in the 4-5 month range until he's back.

 

Considering he has a heart the size of a pea I don't see him aggressively pushing any timelines the way some do. April/May seems likely as best case and then his performances for the next 18 months will be excused for a lack of preseason in 2025 combined with an injury. It will be 2028 before anyone is allowed to properly rate his performances, coincidentally the same year we have to stop recognizing profits from his sale.

I think Fred Warner played most of last season with a fractured ankle, though he did break it bad enough this season that he needed surgery so maybe not the best idea in hindsight, especially considering the niners were never really in touching distance of the play-offs.

 

I also always wonder about PEDs in injury recovery.  With the amount of money in football I just don't buy the low amount of positive tests but either way I think they're allowed therapeutic use exemptions for injuries.  Would be amazed in Isak isn't straight onto a high dose cocktail of GH, BPC-157 and TB-500.  All those compounds can significantly improve recovery time compared to your average Joe getting NHS treatment.

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20 minutes ago, Eveready said:

I think Fred Warner played most of last season with a fractured ankle, though he did break it bad enough this season that he needed surgery so maybe not the best idea in hindsight, especially considering the niners were never really in touching distance of the play-offs.

 

I also always wonder about PEDs in injury recovery.  With the amount of money in football I just don't buy the low amount of positive tests but either way I think they're allowed therapeutic use exemptions for injuries.  Would be amazed in Isak isn't straight onto a high dose cocktail of GH, BPC-157 and TB-500.  All those compounds can significantly improve recovery time compared to your average Joe getting NHS treatment.


Now you’ve just created a new dream - Isak gets embroiled in a PED scandal, every Scouser from the Wirral to Wuhan becomes an expert on doping regulations, and in the end it’s all Newcastle’s fault for denying him a preseason and ruining his career.

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It does feel like the Liverpool Club is trying to hide something re Isaks injury. No one really knows the exact severeness of the injury. 
 

Strange handling. Could it be so worse that even the club couldn’t give an expected return date?

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Just now, Zero said:

It does feel like the Liverpool Club is trying to hide something re Isaks injury. No one really knows the exact severeness of the injury. 
 

Strange handling. Could it be so worse that even the club couldn’t give an expected return date?

 

 

Very possible.

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