FLUMPO235 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pixelphish said: Mega frustrating Bruno is likely not involved as it's the difference between a decent result and not. Has this been officially said somewhere? His wife’s having a baby yeah, but this is his job. I can’t imagine bruno would say sorry lads I’m at home waiting for contractions. im sure her mother, his mother and bupa’s finest will be able to cope without him. I really can’t see Bruno saying he will miss manure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Geese Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Nothings more important than Family. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcnick Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, FLUMPO235 said: Has this been officially said somewhere? His wife’s having a baby yeah, but this is his job. I can’t imagine bruno would say sorry lads I’m at home waiting for contractions. im sure her mother, his mother and bupa’s finest will be able to cope without him. I really can’t see Bruno saying he will miss manure. I guess you don’t have kids then, there is nothing in this world more important than family Edited October 13, 2022 by nufcnick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 You’d have to be a right cunt to miss the birth of your child because you’re kicking a ball around, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 minute ago, bowlingcrofty said: You’d have to be a right cunt to miss the birth of your child because you’re kicking a ball around, like. So if he plays you think he’s a cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 minute ago, FLUMPO235 said: So if he plays you think he’s a cunt? He won’t miss the birth of his child, Flumpo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcnick Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 minute ago, FLUMPO235 said: So if he plays you think he’s a cunt? If he plays and misses the birth of his first child, I wouldn’t expect his wife would forgive him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Just now, bowlingcrofty said: He won’t miss the birth of his child, Flumpo. But if he plays you’re prepared to call him a cunt? Seems a bit much. We don’t even know when the due date is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Just now, FLUMPO235 said: But if he plays you’re prepared to call him a cunt? Seems a bit much. We don’t even know when the due date is. Well no, because if he plays it will be because it’s highly unlikely that he’ll miss the birth. There’s no way Howe would let him play if there’s a chance he could miss it. The first thing Howe did when he came into the club was learn about the players families. You do know only about 4% of children are born on their due date, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) I glad I've never grafted for some on here. "I need next week off, paternity leave, boss" "Get fucked" Edited October 13, 2022 by Groundhog63 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, bowlingcrofty said: Well no, because if he plays it will be because it’s highly unlikely that he’ll miss the birth. There’s no way Howe would let him play if there’s a chance he could miss it. The first thing Howe did when he came into the club was learn about the players families. You do know only about 4% of children are born on their due date, right? That’s my whole point! Unless it’s looking really likely to start on the day then I can’t see him downing tools for the week! it’s up to him and his wife, but I can’t see him blanket saying he won’t be playing as some people are suggested. if his wife goes into labour I’m sure he will sit out the game, but suggesting he won’t play as she might give birth when we don’t even know when she sue is overkill. then suggesting he’s a cunt if he plays and she’s due is ridiculous. Edited October 13, 2022 by FLUMPO235 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, FLUMPO235 said: But if he plays you’re prepared to call him a cunt? I mean yeah, skipping the birth for work is definitely a cunty move. Cunt is a spectrum, you know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcnick Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Sunday might be the day she’s being induced as they now don’t like you going more than a week past your due date(that’s what they told my daughter 3 weeks ago when she was induced) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Hope he plays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 He needs to play. Score a hat trick, bring a match ball back to baby as a welcome to the world present. No letting anyone down, just adoration from all people involved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Can the club not just pay for a cesarean by tomorrow? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said: Can the club not just pay for a cesarean by tomorrow? Have a whip round, I’m sure Shola has deep pockets after robbing a living from the club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Irresponsible of Bruno to have sex with his unreal wife, like. Sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 I don't want to be cunty about it, since the birth of his child should absolutely be more special than even playing in the black and white, but how exactly is he supposed to know he's missing the game unless it's a pre planned birth? If its a pre planned birth, especially at a private hospital, surely they would have factored in the availability of the father for the birth or is the midwife a Man Utd fan? I'm sure there's a chance she booked in on Sunday morning or whatever but it would be bloody bad fortune on our part. I suppose we should just look on the bright side that a) Brunos having a geordie baby b) he's more likely to stay long term c) he will be available for Everton and Spurs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Froggy said: Hard to say since we're playing tonight but probably: De Gea Dalot Varane Martinez Shaw Eriksen Casemiro Bruno Antony Ronaldo Rashford Lindelof in for Varane if he's not fit enough to start, and that would be huge for you. Varane is a beast. The area I see us dominating is in fitness. If they play, Miggy, Joelinton, Willock, etc are extremely tiring to play against. Eriksen, Casemiro etc might not cope with our intensity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 They are playing a strong XI today. De Gea - Dalot, Lindelöf, Martinez, Malacia - Casemiro, Fred - Antony, Bruno, Rashford - Ronaldo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, BeloEmre said: They are playing a strong XI today. De Gea - Dalot, Lindelöf, Martinez, Malacia - Casemiro, Fred - Antony, Bruno, Rashford - Ronaldo They will have the game won in the first half and sub a few off. Europa do 5 subs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 what I like the most about this upcoming fixture is the potential damage we can inflict upon them, how often have we been able to say that in years gone by. If we lose it won't be to nil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, STM said: They will have the game won in the first half and sub a few off. Europa do 5 subs? Still 0-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Anyone watching ? How do they look ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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