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  On 05/12/2022 at 17:48, McCormick said:


Nothing enrages me more in football than a soft as shit side-foot penalty attempt. :lol: Like they’re the only penalties keepers can save, why try them! Just fucking smack it hard, man. 

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Because these people are under a ridiculous amount of pressure and hitting it over makes you look 1000x more stupid than getting it saved.

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Not everyone has balls of titanium like Shearer did.

 

 

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  On 05/12/2022 at 17:55, Holloway said:

Do you prefer the wet fart limp dick version?

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Passing it in to the corner like I Matt Le Conspiracy or Ivan Toney who are widely acknowledged as the best about? Don’t have a preference; whatever the taker is most comfortable with.

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Pre-match prediction: Neymar to score and then for his celebration, he’ll whack out a fleshlight with Jair’s grill printed on it. Then he’ll absolutely hammer it until he gets red carded

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