The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Conference League (at least)

[Miercoles]

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

[Miercoles]

Just now, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

 

What the fuck did I just write... It's going to be a long week.

[James]

4 minutes ago, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

don’t forget, Everton just had their end of season, end of stadium party

[nufc123]

1 hour ago, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

Palace & Wolves? They are the dream compared to Bournemouth & Brighton.

[Paullow]

3 hours ago, St1pe said:

Good because even if we “failed” at the weekend it still ends on a cracking season where Conference League would have been incredibly meh 

And even 6th sounds so much better than 7th, with all the 'big 6' type stuff. Still obviously hoping for better mind.

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

2 hours ago, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

We just smashed Palace 5-0. 

[Kanj]

5 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

We just smashed Palace 5-0. 

 

And beat Wolves 3-0 and 2-1.

[Beren]

8 hours ago, Keegans Export said:

That's right. To finish 7th we'd need;

 

Villa win/draw

Forest win

Newcastle lose by at least 4 goals

 

eg. Forest 2-1 Chelsea, Newcastle 0-4 Everton would (I think) have Chelsea in 6th above us on goal difference (+19 to +18)

 

That's a class foundation to have going into the weekend: Europa minimum unless Everton batter is

[Kanj]

I'd much rather get CL by earning it than by fortunate results from other teams struggling. It's firmly in our hands. Our staff/coaches/players need our support - regardless of who is playing, fit or hurt. 

[PauloGeordio]

6 minutes ago, Kanj said:

I'd much rather get CL by earning it than by fortunate results from other teams struggling. It's firmly in our hands. Our staff/coaches/players need our support - regardless of who is playing, fit or hurt. 

One final rally from a hostile home crowd please! 

[Optimistic Nut]

9 minutes ago, Kanj said:

I'd much rather get CL by earning it than by fortunate results from other teams struggling. It's firmly in our hands. Our staff/coaches/players need our support - regardless of who is playing, fit or hurt. 

 

If we draw and Villa draw for example, we'll still have 100% earned it.

[timeEd32]

If the crowd and team is up for this in the way they were up for Spurs 6-1, PSG, and the Arsenal semifinal then Everton frankly have no chance. Hopefully there's an early goal and then we make it comfortable because it will definitely get nervy in the second half if we're not winning by 2+. 

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

If the crowd and team is up for this in the way they were up for Spurs 6-1, PSG, and the Arsenal semifinal then Everton frankly have no chance. Hopefully there's an early goal and then we make it comfortable because it will definitely get nervy in the second half if we're not winning by 2+. 

Any member of the crowd not up for this confiscate their tickets! 

[GideonShandy]

3 hours ago, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

 

Yes.  This is what the table looked like after we lost 4-2 to Brentford in December

 

                                     GP  GD  Pts

 

1 Liverpool                    15    18   36

2 Chelsea                      15   17    31

3 Arsenal                      15    14   29

4 Man City                    15    6    27

5 Forest                         15    1     25

6 Aston Villa                 15    0    25

7 Brighton                     15    3    24

8 Bournemouth            15    3    24

9 Brentford                   15    3     23

10 Fulham                     15    2    23

11 Tottenham                15   12    20

12 Newcastle               15   -2     20

13 Man Utd                  15     1     19

14 West Ham               15    -8     18

15 Everton                    15    -7    15

16 Leicester                  15   -9    14

17 Crystal Palace          15   -6    13

18 Ipswich                     15  -13    9

19 Wolves                     15   -15    9

20 Southampton           15  -20    5

[Novocastrian]

20 minutes ago, GideonShandy said:

Yes.  This is what the table looked like after we lost 4-2 to Brentford in December

 

                                     GP  GD  Pts

 

1 Liverpool                    15    18   36

2 Chelsea                      15   17    31

3 Arsenal                      15    14   29

4 Man City                    15    6    27

5 Forest                         15    1     25

6 Aston Villa                 15    0    25

7 Brighton                     15    3    24

8 Bournemouth            15    3    24

9 Brentford                   15    3     23

10 Fulham                     15    2    23

11 Tottenham                15   12    20

12 Newcastle               15   -2     20

13 Man Utd                  15     1     19

14 West Ham               15    -8     18

15 Everton                    15    -7    15

16 Leicester                  15   -9    14

17 Crystal Palace          15   -6    13

18 Ipswich                     15  -13    9

19 Wolves                     15   -15    9

20 Southampton           15  -20    5

Spurs and Man Utd 5 and 6 points off Champions League 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[johnny36]

Still find it astounding that we are 27 points ahead of Man Utd..Crazy stat that I thought i would never see

[SteV]

41 minutes ago, GideonShandy said:

Yes.  This is what the table looked like after we lost 4-2 to Brentford in December

 

                                     GP  GD  Pts

 

1 Liverpool                    15    18   36

2 Chelsea                      15   17    31

3 Arsenal                      15    14   29

4 Man City                    15    6    27

5 Forest                         15    1     25

6 Aston Villa                 15    0    25

7 Brighton                     15    3    24

8 Bournemouth            15    3    24

9 Brentford                   15    3     23

10 Fulham                     15    2    23

11 Tottenham                15   12    20

12 Newcastle               15   -2     20

13 Man Utd                  15     1     19

14 West Ham               15    -8     18

15 Everton                    15    -7    15

16 Leicester                  15   -9    14

17 Crystal Palace          15   -6    13

18 Ipswich                     15  -13    9

19 Wolves                     15   -15    9

20 Southampton           15  -20    5

#HoweOut

[Holloway]

it'll be rocking all right, the Chelsea game was and that was 12 noon. 4pm and a bank holiday to follow 

[HaydnNUFC]

1 hour ago, timeEd32 said:

If the crowd and team is up for this in the way they were up for Spurs 6-1, PSG, and the Arsenal semifinal then Everton frankly have no chance. Hopefully there's an early goal and then we make it comfortable because it will definitely get nervy in the second half if we're not winning by 2+. 

 

Or like they were against Everton themselves at home back in February 2022. One of the best post-takeover atmospheres.

[80]

10 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

Or like they were against Everton themselves at home back in February 2022. One of the best post-takeover atmospheres.

Massive game.

[MagPar]

4 hours ago, Miercoles said:

Have to remind myself that we were 13th for a while. Being in control of our CL qualification on the last day is fucking great considering how we started the year.

 

I'd rather play almost any team but Everton, though. They are shit but, similar to palace, we seem to struggle with their particular brand of shittiness.

 

Add Wolves to that I guess. Everton, Palace, Wolves, and any team that's good, those are the ones to stay away from 

Everton are far from shit. Moyes has stiffened up the the defense and has the whole team more organised. 3 points from them is definitely not a gimmie. I think the only teams I'd rather have are Leicester or The Saints. Even those games would be banana skins.

[MagPar]

2 hours ago, Kanj said:

 

And beat Wolves 3-0 and 2-1.

Now though, we've got banana skin nerves against us too.

[Scoot]

5 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

‘If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each his own home again rather than take a portion out of the common stock’

It's saying the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Don't see your neighbour and think, 'He's got a better car. A more attractive wife.

We all wake up and go, 'Oh, I ache
I'm not 18 anymore' I'm 39 I'm in my 30s.

 

But so what? At least I've got my health. If you've got one leg, at least you haven't got two legs missing.

If you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, 'At least I'm not dead!' I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I'm not saying people like that should be put down.

 

I'm saying that in my life, I'd rather not live without arms and legs because I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing

 

 

 

 

I was just thinking this myself.

[bobbydazzla]

40 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Now though, we've got banana skin nerves against us too.

‘If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each his own home again rather than take a portion out of the common stock’

It's saying the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Don't see your neighbour and think, 'He's got a better car. A more attractive wife.

We all wake up and go, 'Oh, I ache
I'm not 18 anymore' I'm 39 I'm in my 30s.

 

But so what? At least I've got my health. If you've got one leg, at least you haven't got two legs missing.

If you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, 'At least I'm not dead!' I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I'm not saying people like that should be put down.

 

I'm saying that in my life, I'd rather not live without arms and legs because I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by bobbydazzla