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5 hours ago, leffe186 said:

The wicker furniture set we moved from the US that now inhabits our “conservatory” was bought with my grandma-in-law’s proceeds from running the numbers for the Mafia in Akron.

 

She must have had a 'good year'.

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Sandro Tonali is aware that he made a mistake and now wants to cure his gambling addiction by contacting a therapist.

 

Tonali cried and vented his feelings with his dearest loved ones, the Newcastle midfielder is well aware of having made a mistake and now he has every intention of following the advice of those close to him and following a recovery path with a professional.

 

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1713221238980513857?s=20

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3 minutes ago, astraguy said:

if its not football-related, what are we expecting here? a fine or a ban still?

He can’t be banned like. 
 

The club could choose not to play him for a bit (unlikely), but if it’s as reported, he hasn’t broken any ‘football’ rules.

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[To the tune for "You to me are everything"]

 

Sandro really loves a bet,

He blasts it all on the Roullette,

Tonali, Tonali

 

To you he's just a centre-mid,

But he will smash your team to bits,

Tonali, Tonali

 

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Just now, Heron said:

[To the tune for "You to me are everything"]

 

Sandro really loves a bet,

He blasts it all on the Roullette,

Tonali, Tonali

 

To you he's just a centre-mid,

But he will smash your team to bits,

Tonali, Tonali

 

Preferred ‘you can shove your Eiffel Tower up your arse’

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If all he’s done is casino games there’s absolutely no way he gets a football ban. Bit concerned about the reports that Zaniolo had also made some football bets but hope Sandro didn’t do those.

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Fuck knows what to believe at the minute. Pictures of Sandro in a casino, reports of Zaniolo being the ringmaster and dragging Sandro in, and reports of Sando using some dodgy websites and betting online.

 

It is a mysteria.

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53 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:


Was he playing about on the dark web as well the dirty bastard?

 

He's an idiot if he was going on illegal betting sites whilst signed in to Chrome. Howe needs to do some intensity training with him to get him up to our pace and then do some VPN and crypto training so he can gamble illegally with impunity. 

 

 

Edited by Super Duper Branko Strupar

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15 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said:

 

He's an idiot if he was going on illegal betting sites whilst signed in to Chrome. Howe needs to do some intensity training with him to get him up to our pace and then do some VPN and crypto training so he can gamble illegally with impunity. 

 

 

 


FootballItalia saying Tonali wore a balaclava whilst on Firefox. 

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