NUFC Transfer Rumours

[HayDen Traces]

Lots of sounds coming from Chelsea they want £40m for Madueke... they're looking to sell and Eddie likes him.

Can see this one happening

[Magdad]

I’m not sure what’s more unbelievable. Arda Guler sat on the bench behind Miggy for 6 months or someone thinking Puke Edwards is most reliable source for transfers? 

[Memphis]

Fuck me I check this thread and people are talking about us signing Arda Guler?? 

 

I'll bare my cheeks in every shop window if we sign Arda Guler.

[McCormick]

Sukundiz says this a goer fwiw.

[TRC]

1 hour ago, et tu brute said:

Like fuck is he 

They are all absolutely terrible, but as least Edwards can sponge off Percy etc.

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, McCormick said:

Sukundiz says this a goer fwiw.

Suck on this a reliable fellow?

[McCormick]

Just now, gbandit said:

Suck on this a reliable fellow?

Was gonna be a deez nuts joke but it’s ruined now.

[The College Dropout]

I’ve long thought Gulder would need a loan this season.   Why not us ?

[gbandit]

2 minutes ago, McCormick said:

Was gonna be a deez nuts joke but it’s ruined now.

Sorry McCormick, I’ll let you have it next time 

[McCormick]

cheers. 

[junkhead]

15 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Relax? I'm chilling on the sofa watching the Olympics man.

 

You're the one saying 30-40, better that Miggy, RWs were available then bothered your arse to list them 😂

 

 

 

 

'm watching the Olympics on the sofa, I'm chilled".. no, you're (needlessly) being an asshole on the internet. So yeah fuck off

[Groundhog63]

Just now, junkhead said:

 

'm watching the Olympics on the sofa, I'm chilled".. no, you're (needlessly) being an asshole on the internet. So yeah fuck off

👍

[et tu brute]

8 minutes ago, TRC said:

They are all absolutely terrible, but as least Edwards can sponge off Percy etc.

Well Percy must be full of shit also if that's the case. You're right none of the reporters up here are worth anything 

[Vaj]

3 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

I’ve long thought Gulder would need a loan this season.   Why not us ?

If he was available on loan I would be happy with that. There doesn't seem to be many obvious players available that could come in on the right wing for us so may be best to get someone in temporarily now and look again next season when there could be better options available permanently. 

[Memphis]

12 minutes ago, McCormick said:

Sukundiz says this a goer fwiw.

My Greek source Harry Paratestes says it's all but done

[Ameritoon]

Just went to my local Turkish restaurant and everyone there said the links are true

[Groundhog63]

14 minutes ago, HayDen Traces said:

Lots of sounds coming from Chelsea they want £40m for Madueke... they're looking to sell and Eddie likes him.

Can see this one happening

If he's not on @junkhead 's list he's not coming in.

 

 

 

Just checked, he is. Sign him up. Me bad. 

[gbandit]

It’s going to be Shish Kebab tonight lads 

[Groundhog63]

When he does come he can live in Seaton Deleval. 

Population 4.3k

Turkish barbers x 4

[TRon]

40 minutes ago, mosstef said:

Guler could be a smokescreen and we are signing DCL out of the blue!

 

Move this one to the realistic transfers thread!

 

 

[huss9]

30 minutes ago, Interpolic said:

Better late than never if we're signing Arda Turan. 

aye, surely they've got wrong brother.

[duo]

54 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said:

Guler. As if. Would be unreal.

[The College Dropout]

There’s at least 2 players ahead of Guler at RW for Real.  Maybe 3. He’s too good to sit on the bench. 

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, The College Dropout said:

There’s at least 2 players ahead of Guler at RW for Real.  Maybe 3. He’s too good to sit on the bench. 

[kingxlnc]

Might be a loan - Odegaard style? 

 

They've gotta pay for Mbappe somehow

Can see Guler not being keen as RM was his dream move