NUFC Transfer Rumours

[Schecter]

Hopefully a striker in and a view to spend in Jan too for a change. 
Need to give the scouting network an overhaul and start getting more young, cheap players from foreign leagues instead of constantly paying a premium.

[Vaj]

Fratessi and a striker please

[Moose]

16 minutes ago, RS said:

Maximilian Beier landed at Newcastle airport this morning. That’s the rumour I’m starting. 

 

It's deadline day, so let's wheel out the classic 'Dutch wonderkid Zoltaan Finegaar spotted at the chippy' and 'Turkish striker Yerda Selzavon spotted handing out magazines in the street'

[Nucasol]

39 minutes ago, TBG said:

Your Da' buys his clothes from boohooman, calls himself your 'Mams Final Boss'.

 

They've been divorced for 20 years and shes remarried.

[1881]

At this rate we will probably sign someone then either miss the deadline or make a mistake with the paperwork. Madness.

[Kimbo]

I’ve always maintained that if Jackson is on pens then he’ll score 20 league goals a season for us. I hope there’s truth in the talk around him.

[Geordie Magpie]

Know for a fact I'm gonna watch transfer deadline day all day and we end up signing no one! 

[Optimistic Nut]

Have we even made an "out of the blue l" deadline day signing since Sibierski?

 

Think if we sign someone it'll be Larsen or Wissa and that's it. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

On balance I think I'd rather have Jackson than Wissa, mainly based on Wissa's behaviour. 

[Zero]

Man, just sign some random ST under 23 from any league. I don’t fucking care now.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

11 minutes ago, 1881 said:

At this rate we will probably sign someone then either miss the deadline or make a mistake with the paperwork. Madness.

 

You can't make something up and say it's madness

[healthyaddiction]

Just now, AyeDubbleYoo said:

 

You can't make something up and say it's madness

At this rate aliens will come down and abduct Woltemade leaving us with no strikers. Madness.

[r0cafella]

Any rumours though? This has we are closed for business vibes

[healthyaddiction]

1 minute ago, r0cafella said:

Any rumours though? This has we are closed for business vibes

Hope says Wissa is back on.

[andycap]

It's not even 10 am yet 😂 

[James]

Can rule out anyone from the continent by noon.

 

Anyone in the UK by 2pm

[Rosenrot]

3 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

Any rumours though? This has we are closed for business vibes

Wissa

[Kimbo]

1 minute ago, healthyaddiction said:

Hope says Wissa is back on.

If we spend deadline day trying to get Wissa and fail then that tops the Guehi saga for me. People will need sacking.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

It's bizarre that the window stays open when the season starts but it doesn't stay open until the end of the first international break. No more league games would be affected. 

 

I'm glad it's closing like so please ignore that

[1881]

9 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

 

You can't make something up and say it's madness

It is madness that we have left it so late to replace Wilson (effectively) - that is not made up

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by 1881

[r0cafella]

Just now, Rosenrot said:

Wissa

[kocunar]

Muani + Frattesi and call it a day

[andycap]

Just think we could have a front two of woltermessi and wissak. 😂 

[toon25]

Wissa hasn't even had a pre-season FFS 

[black_n_white]

Please let this Wissa nonsense stop